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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shell Shocked - History

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Pffft come on Brandon, you should know this by now. None of these albums are real, they're just tricks to get people's hopes up and then CRUSH THEM MERCILESSLY because they don't actually exist.

I thought everyone knew the site ran on crushed dreams. These "projects" just help to fuel the site's power source.

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since it's done, when do you think we can expect to have it in our green, grubby mangled hands?

It will still be some time for the album to go through evaluation, but my best guess is Q1 2014.

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Pffft come on Brandon, you should know this by now. None of these albums are real, they're just tricks to get people's hopes up and then CRUSH THEM MERCILESSLY because they don't actually exist.

I thought everyone knew the site ran on crushed dreams. These "projects" just help to fuel the site's power source.

You're just as guilty as the others, with your "alleged" "Cid" "project". :-)

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You're just as guilty as the others, with your "alleged" "Cid" "project". :-)

Exactly! See, Argle knows what's up!

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It's history? That's sad :-( I guess they can't all come out though!

are you just surfing the project forums looking for an opportunity to poke your head in right before a thread gets locked?:whatevaa:

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are you just surfing the project forums looking for an opportunity to poke your head in right before a thread gets locked?:whatevaa:

No, if you must know, I was checking to see if there was a specific *new* thread

Then I noticed that this one was cancelled

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Yeah, turns out the album was too good for OCR, so they decided they couldn't release it. I've been shopping it around and it looks like it will be picked up by Michael Bay. We'll have to add samples of explosions and moaning women, and rename every song to something stupidly racist, but I think it will be nothing but a major improvement.

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Yeah, turns out the album was too good for OCR, so they decided they couldn't release it. I've been shopping it around and it looks like it will be picked up by Michael Bay. We'll have to add samples of explosions and moaning women, and rename every song to something stupidly racist, but I think it will be nothing but a major improvement.

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Album soon to drop?

Perfect time for some haikus

Just a tradition

They're ninja turtles

Who love to eat lots of pizza

It's time to kick shell

The Shredder will pay

For what he's done this time, now

The final shellshock!

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