Vig Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 (edited) So the OCR Parents thread got me thinking: are there any single, male OCR users with no children? Am I the only one? I am 26 years old and am currently not married. I also have never been married previously. To my knowledge I have no children, though there have been a couple occasions where things got a bit dicey. Anyone else have a similar story? Someone should start a list! OneTwoThree NOT IT! Edited March 20, 2013 by Vig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzumebachi Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 confirmed bachelor here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Strader Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Bachelor here, looking for the right Christian death metal woman who can balance a checkbook and sing. Growling ability a plus but not required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salluz Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Bachelor here, looking for the right Christian death metal woman who can balance a checkbook and sing. Growling ability a plus but not required. They're out there, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phonetic Hero Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 (edited) WHOOOOO BABY. I'm wide open, ladies Hoping to find someone who can conquer a grill like a 40 year old fireman but has the sense of humor of a 6 year old. I think that about sums it up. Preferably someone who can pay the bills, because I plan on composing until I inevitably make it work or starve to death I never was very good at selling myself Bachelor here, looking for the right Christian death metal woman who can balance a checkbook and sing. Growling ability a plus but not required. Oh yeah hey I'll set you up with my ex girlfriend!! That's literally her to a T. And good news for you, apparently the only pre-requisite to date her is being christian, but she didn't decide that until we'd been dating for a year......... </3 Edited March 20, 2013 by Phonetic Hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Strader Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Oh yeah hey I'll set you up with my ex girlfriend!! That's literally her to a T. And good news for you, apparently the only pre-requisite to date her is being christian, but she didn't decide that until we'd been dating for a year......... </3 Hook a brother up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skrypnyk Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 The amount of people who claim to be hooked up in the other thread is waaay more then I had expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Rex Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 WOOT WOOT SINGLE LYFE REPRESENT AMIRITE *weeps lonely tears of loneliness* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 So the OCR Parents thread got me thinking: are there any single, male OCR users with no children? Am I the only one?I am 26 years old and am currently not married. I also have never been married previously. To my knowledge I have no children, though there have been a couple occasions where things got a bit dicey. Anyone else have a similar story? Someone should start a list! OneTwoThree NOT IT! You're only 26? I thought you were older than me, jeez. 28 here and loving the single life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkeSword Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 (edited) 29, single, live alone in a house I own. . Edited March 20, 2013 by DarkeSword Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jax Mandrake Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I am the Old Mandrake - a month short of 35. No women, no exes, no kids; no reason. In fact I've reached that point of not even trying. I've long accepted the fact that the only human beings who could find me attractive already have livestock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argle Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Not married, no kids. These days I live like an elderly shut in, as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XPRTNovice Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I'm a super bachlor. Just don't tell my wife and unborn daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollgagh Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I am 26 years old and am currently not married. I also have never been married previously. To my knowledge I have no children, though there have been a couple occasions where things got a bit dicey. user gollgagh = vig; --gollgagh.age; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperiorX Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Just curious, shouldn't you guys title this thread OCR Childless Bachelors and Bachelorettes? That way you can find out where all the single (childless) ladies are at Otherwise this will just be one big sausage fest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vig Posted March 20, 2013 Author Share Posted March 20, 2013 Just curious, shouldn't you guys title this thread OCR Childless Bachelors and Bachelorettes? That way you can find out where all the single (childless) ladies are at Otherwise this will just be one big sausage fest Because I am in possession of a secret and ancient knowledge: if one seeks corporeal conjugation with females of the species, one's quest must inevitably lead him elsewhere from the OCRemix forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Strader Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Because I am in possession of a secret and ancient knowledge: if one seeks corporeal conjugation with females of the species, one's quest must inevitably lead him elsewhere from the OCRemix forums. the most truthiness ever exerted on this forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimpazilla Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Oh DAYUM I'm so attracted to you all right now... wow... elderly shut-ins, livestock, and financial parasites... oh whom would I choose, if only I could... if only I were single. *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoeTaKa Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I'm single and I bake a mean cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garpocalypse Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 29, single, live alone in a house I own. . Same except I rent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Corey in the House. It's a party every week baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerothemaster Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 i live in a dorm and hide whenever women come by i also hide when men come by as well and goats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Hudson Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 (edited) Young urban professional here in NYC....as the kids would say it. LOL It's kind of funny, because everyone I work with is not married or has any kids, and we're all in our late 20's. Maybe cities do that to you. So weird I saw this thread. Hey Jesse, I literally just got done yesterday working on a project with Dan and Brian (Elmo) with their SaikoLED stuff. TEP LIVES ON! Edited March 21, 2013 by Jared Hudson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vig Posted March 21, 2013 Author Share Posted March 21, 2013 (edited) That's awesome; I just tweeted about their crowdsource launch..Dude come to LA, I'm working with Zedd nonstop and enjoying the fact that it is always 68 and sunny. Actually been finishing a lot of my own projects lately too. What are you working on? We've got to collaborate on something! EDIT: What is private message? Edited March 21, 2013 by Vig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Strife Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 lol you forget what those are? They've changed though from back in the day though. Now you gotta click on someones name, go to contact info and find the private message link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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