I, Dr. Mario: Revisiting the Operating Room

[shpladoink]

Let's reconceptualize Dr. Mario into a realistic, medical simulation game, where Dr. Mario is a real, fat Italion doctor from New York City, who falls into an open incision and comes out in the... uh... inside a dude. He's immediatly set upon by viruses, that he throws pills at in an unsettlingly realistic treatment of violence and death. He wanders through this alien world, wondering if he's gone out of his mind or died and gone to hell, and is attacked on all sides by monsterous viruses.

The viruses would be something akin to the alien from the movie Alien, who are attempting to kill Dr. Mario's patient because his asexual race can only procreate by implanting their parasitic eggs into unsuspecting host bodies, who slowly waste away under the ministrations of the prenatal viruses. There'd be a disturbing silhouette cut-away rape scene.

It would be even better if they could work in an eerie, string-quartet version of the "game over" theme during the cut-away.

Nurse Luigi would die at some point, and Dr. Mario would go find a Toadstool drug dealer who'd get him hooked on "Pills," a super powerful amphetamine, which Mario uses to plow through the virus' subjects in a violent haze, impervious to pain.

At one point, Mario would use his cigarette lighter to ignite an ultra-flamable "fire flower," a native species of the Mushroom Kingdom, and throw it at the virus' castle.

I'd call it "I, Dr. Mario" and the box art would be the title in gothic lettering, with a photo-realistic image of Dr. Mario, filthy, sweating, bleeding, wounded, stubbly and half-insane, staring horrified into an open wound, with bottles of pills and mushroom stems strewn about the floor of his run-down, Brooklyn apartment.

[supremespleen]

http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/super/59/6f/1557.jpg

[Pyrion]

Hahah yes that immediately came to mind.

[Cecilff2]

http://www.infendo.com/uploaded_images/dont-let-dr-mario-touch-you_425-762531.jpg

[Doulifée]

http://www.infendo.com/uploaded_images/dont-let-dr-mario-touch-you_425-762531.jpg

ahah that's just awesome.

[Thylacine]

I do think the idea of a plumber-turn-doctor operating on me is a little creepy.

Although, if I wanted everything to be hooked up right and have a lifetime "bursting" warranty, I find the idea rather appealing.

[JH Sounds]

This I can get behind. I'll set up a draft by Tuesday, if not earlier.

[PassivePretentiousness]

is it lupus :<

[Amayirot Akago]

It's never lupus.

[Captain Huge!]

actually it might be lupus

[Imagist]

actually it might be lupus

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/9158/notlupusvk7.png

[awesomeman500]

*puts a bullet-proof vest on and shoots self in head*

[Shining Mirage]

*puts a bullet-proof vest on and shoots self in head*

...Patient cured.

[whatfruit]

Have you just stolen this Idea from the Dark Mario game that was being made by some developers or it may have been on this very site. The idea that Mario goes to the "MUSHROOM KINGDON" after getting whacked out on drugs and that mario IS just a fat plumber from new york but in his drug induced madness he thinks hes a super hero.

[Antelucan]

I believe this is the image that was meant to be posted on page 1.

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/2936/drmarionotlupustw3.jpg

[Gollgagh]

Any less than 15 posts per page is too little.

[eternal Zero]

Have you just stolen this Idea from the Dark Mario game that was being made by some developers or it may have been on this very site. The idea that Mario goes to the "MUSHROOM KINGDON" after getting whacked out on drugs and that mario IS just a fat plumber from new york but in his drug induced madness he thinks hes a super hero.

...am I to take this seriously? Or are you just new?

[Beatdown]

lol serious Mario (http://www.xenoworks.com/SMB/smb.htm)

I see him as more of a scruffy street doctor who has a pill for whatever ails you, and his scrawny, strung out assistant Luigi as the guy who fills prescriptions by any means necessary.

[Effef]

*i am a faggot*

right then carry on everyone

[Omega]

nothing to do with doctors, but...
http://pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF213-Mario_Too.jpg

[Mahaboo]

nothing to do with doctors, but...
http://pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF213-Mario_Too.jpg

Alright you got me here, I laughed..loudly.

[JH Sounds]

That's almost exactly like some Mario fiction I wrote, except it's different.

[Predmid]

After that, we can take a realistic approach to Smash Brothers. Make it a Battle Royale clone except that each participant can choose their own handheld weapon(s).

Mr. Game and Watch would have to win.

[Darklink42]

That's almost exactly like some Mario fiction I wrote, except it's different.
Okay then.

<_<

In all seriousness though, that is one weird concept. I'd go with it, but only if at some point he stands silhouetted in a doorway and says "It's a-me" in a serious manner.

[JH Sounds]

Okay then.

<_<

Since I've piqued your interest, here it is. (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2141162/1/)

[Beatdown]

After that, we can take a realistic approach to Smash Brothers. Make it a Battle Royale clone except that each participant can choose their own handheld weapon(s).

Mr. Game and Watch would have to win.

The concept of a psychotic cross-dressing Zelda throwing knives at people makes me happy.

Down there.

[whatfruit]

...am I to take this seriously? Or are you just new?

your to take this seroiusly, The original Thread was started back in 2006 if there is some sort of archive they will show this. I think i may have some of the concept artwork on my comp at home (I am currently writing from my office drone comp) Princess Toadstool was meant to be a whore or some other lady of the night who mario was obseesed with. There was a an idea of STAR pills which made mario go insane and extremely hard, Mushrooms that made him grow, Flowers all linked to various drugs.

Does anyone remember this thread? there was over 80 pages of posts and a large amount of concept artwork produced. In paticular there were alot of Bowsers drawn.

[Fratto]

your to take this seroiusly, The original Thread was started back in 2006 if there is some sort of archive they will show this.

Do you pay attention to anything before you post, or are you just new?

[Darklink42]

Since I've piqued your interest, here it is. (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2141162/1/)

That was almost, but not entirely, unlike what they were talking about at all.

Damn amusing though, and decently written.

[JH Sounds]

That was almost, but not entirely, unlike what they were talking about at all.

Damn amusing though, and decently written.

I was comparing it to the comic strip, which even had (at least when I first glanced at it) an elderly lady with glasses in it. 8O That's what it reminded me of, anyway. Thanks for the review.

[whatfruit]

Do you pay attention to anything before you post, or are you just new?

YES! your point?

[The Author]

YES! your point?


...


Okay, lets start with the basics:

Not a chatroom: An internet forum is not a chatroom. To use it like you would use a chatroom is to misuse it. ;) /me winks

Coherence: When you say something, it usually helps that people can understand what you are saying. Otherwise table chair desktop to a lesser extent inclusion of ring trouble.

English: Yes I know, in your homeland of Whatthefuckistan you speak some retarded language. Good for you. Go to a Whatthefuckistanian website. Here we speak English, capice? C'est pas comme si nosotoros podemos changer de lingua a sprachen.

(I apologize for the misuse of Spanish, German, and possibly Italian, Portuguese, Romanian, and Swahili found in that post. However, I say fuck you damn Poles.)

Finally, the I, Mario project is not an obscure fact that you need to inform us of, this thread is a PARODY of that project. You know what a parody is right?

Take Spaceballs. That movie is a parody of Star Wars, and as such it will look like, it will refer to, and it will poke fun at Star Wars. But at no point during the movie is Yogurt (parody of Yoda) gonna turn to the camera and state: "By the way, have you seen Star Wars, I really liked that movie. I would eat those buns off of that heroine addicted princess." That would be unfunny, unnecessary and probably five more words that start with "un."

And you are not new here, you had 2 years to learn about the forum. So screw you.

[Fratto]

English: Yes I know, in your homeland of Whatthefuckistan you speak some retarded language. Good for you. Go to a Whatthefuckistanian website. Here we speak English, capice? C'est pas comme si nosotoros podemos changer de lingua a sprachen.

Sadly, I think he's a redcoat. As such, he should already speak English.

[whatfruit]

I was not trying to start trouble, I was just intrested in whether anyone rembered the project or if anyone has any artwork that was made for the project. Since alot that was produced was high quality stuff. I am a redcoat Fratto and not a Pole and I apolgise for any confusion or irratation I may have caused.

...
And you are not new here, you had 2 years to learn about the forum. So screw you.


Screw you and your pets.

[Doulifée]

http://www.ocremix.org/images/vbulletin/buttons/quickreply.gif <= Edit button maybe rather than double post?

[friendlyHunter]

Why the hell was this joke thread moved from Off Topic to the General section? Not that it's a bad thread, but..... I'm genuinely curious precisely why the hell. Actually, this IS a pretty bad thread. Move it back!

[Doulifée]

Maybe it was mistook for the i mario, the real one?


Last edited by Liontamer : Yesterday at 01:24 PM. Reason: Douli: Edit button maybe rather than double post?

ahah nice use of the "reason for edition field " :lol:

[JH Sounds]

Why the hell was this joke thread moved from Off Topic to the General section? Not that it's a bad thread, but..... I'm genuinely curious precisely why the hell. Actually, this IS a pretty bad thread. Move it back!

I just knew I felt the ground shift...

[The Damned]

Is whatfruit going to be the new awesomeman500? 'Cause if he is... this is going to be great.

[Darth Lime]

Is whatfruit going to be the new awesomeman500? 'Cause if he is... this is going to be great. Iz dat sum truth?

[whatfruit]

Is whatfruit going to be the new awesomeman500? 'Cause if he is... this is going to be great.

I hate to dissapoint but no.

[Arek the Absolute]

Hahahahahahahhahahaha
This actually was sent to general?
Wow