I have 0 mixes to judge

[Liontamer]

After 3 1/4 years on the panel, I finally caught up to the entire OCR submissions inbox today, October 20, and beat down the queue.

And while we're sure to receive some new crud tomorrow, I'd like to thank all the little people who helped along the way!

I have NOed your mixes, and, yea, it is good.

:nicework:

[The wingless]

-this was a triumph
-I'm making a note, A HUGE SUCCESS

[HoboKa]

>:-) jes wait until I send another 50 mediocre remixes Liontamer :D, got 2 earnestly good ones coming though lol, so you don't need to bash your head in too much =X

[The Instrumental Light]

You actually didn't even "no" my first remix (which is my only complete one), you instantly rejected it! (lol, it's all in good fun:grin:)

[big giant circles]

it's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

[Moseph]

8-O

I'm going to make a mix of the Donkey Kong hammer music using choice FL presets so you can start tomorrow off right.

[Airwalker]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/manoverboard5065/original_nicework.jpg

You deserve it!

[JackKieser]

That's our Liontamer: he does what he must because he can.

--Jack Kieser

[herograw]

Guess it's time to start just sending whatever. Gotta fill that queue back up!!

Does this mean judges are going to get laid off now?

[Liontamer]

-this was a triumph
-I'm making a note, A HUGE SUCCESS

<Liontamer> I just want to go on record that me finishing the queue is a huge triumph for our race!
<djpretzel> negroids?
<Liontamer> half-negroids~
<BGC> hahahaha
<djpretzel> next thing you know you'll get all cocky and wanna drink from the same water fountains
* BGC snickers
<djpretzel> I'm surprised you didn't just stop at 3/5ths of the queue
<Liontamer> KILL U
<BGC> hahaha

[The Damned]

He only blew through the backlog because everyone said he was slacking off.

[PassivePretentiousness]

witty remark about black people being lazy

[Harmony]

<Liontamer> I just want to go on record that me finishing the queue is a huge triumph for our race!
<djpretzel> negroids?
<Liontamer> half-negroids~
<BGC> hahahaha
<djpretzel> next thing you know you'll get all cocky and wanna drink from the same water fountains
* BGC snickers
<djpretzel> I'm surprised you didn't just stop at 3/5ths of the queue
<Liontamer> KILL U
<BGC> hahaha

djpretzel I am shocked and appalled. I never thought someone who let blacks, women and The wingless onto the panel could harbor such prejudice. For shame.

[OA]

Congrats Larry; I hope you have found enough meat in at least a few of those remixes to tame some lions. :-)

[HoboKa]

Congrats Larry; I hope you have found enough meat in at least a few of those remixes to tame some lions. :-)

Probably gone moldy and rotten from all that junk he had to hear. Especially my work...lol, must be a pile of shitty meat from that alone.

[Sole Signal]

I have 0 mixes to judge



Um, might want to check that inbox again. ;)

[HoboKa]

Um, might want to check that inbox again. ;)

thats what i was thinking....didn't want to burst his bubble though

[herograw]

<Liontamer> I just want to go on record that me finishing the queue is a huge triumph for our race!
<djpretzel> negroids?
<Liontamer> half-negroids~
<BGC> hahahaha
<djpretzel> next thing you know you'll get all cocky and wanna drink from the same water fountains
* BGC snickers
<djpretzel> I'm surprised you didn't just stop at 3/5ths of the queue
<Liontamer> KILL U
<BGC> hahaha

Well, technically for larry it should be 4/5ths, no?

[JoeFu]

-this was a triumph
-I'm making a note here , HUGE SUCCESS

Fixed

If you are going to quote the best song ever please quote it right.

[suzumebachi]

That's our Liontamer: he does what he must because he can.

--Jack Kieser

for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead)

[Liontamer]

Um, might want to check that inbox again. ;)

You ain't got nothin' on me. I said 0 left to judge, didn't I? Like I'm gonna let you mess that up.

Check your mail: Don't be playin me with a >6MB version. :<

[bladiator]

I have 0 mixes to judge too. You don't see me throwing a black pride parade for myself.

[JJT]

got 2 earnestly good ones coming though lol, so you don't need to bash your head in too much

let me just heat up the deathray

[HoboKa]

let me just heat up the deathray

haha honestly they're good i sw- "Bzzaaap!!!"

did...you...order the original...or extra crispy recipe? *turns to ash*

[1337 1]

I swear, the guy who started this is just asking for this. Who would honestly start up a thread so named and actually expect it to stay that way.

Even so, I'm going to make sure he regrets it...I'm sure I've got some midis somewhere...and that converter...:P

[Geoffrey Taucer]

<Liontamer> I just want to go on record that me finishing the queue is a huge triumph for our race!
<djpretzel> negroids?
<Liontamer> half-negroids~
<BGC> hahahaha
<djpretzel> next thing you know you'll get all cocky and wanna drink from the same water fountains
* BGC snickers
<djpretzel> I'm surprised you didn't just stop at 3/5ths of the queue
<Liontamer> KILL U
<BGC> hahaha

Ok, most of this was predictable, but the comment about stopping t 3/5ths of the queue, that was quite good.

[Fishy]

You could always start judging us as people instead.

[Doulifée]

how's your brain LJ? did it melt with all those mixes you listened? check your ear too, you'll never know.

[CHIPP Damage]

So, is this good news or bad news? If there are 7 judges, and only one of them has finished judging all of their mixes, doesn't that mean that only 1/7th of the work is done?

I RAIN ON YOUR PARTY! MWAAHAHAAAAAAAA!

[JH Sounds]

haha honestly they're good i sw- "Bzzaaap!!!"

did...you...order the original...or extra crispy recipe? *turns to ash*

WTF, Space Jam reference?

[big giant circles]

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to override the NO'd submissions.

Shttyjdgfgts.
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of OCR, except the ones who are banned.

But there's no sense crying over every NO'd track.
Larry keeps on voting: he is sexy and black.
And the voting gets done, and jdghate (http://www.ocremix.org/forums/showthread.php?t=12333) from everyone
But the people who's mixes we YES'd.

We're not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now,
Even though some people want to kill us.

We still judge your mixes.
We'll tear them to pieces if they're bad.
Sometimes we will sympathize and tell you NO (resubmit)

And these green remixes (http://www.ocremix.org/forums/showthread.php?t=2819) make a beautiful line.
DJP will post them whenever he has time.
And the voting gets done, and even jdglove (http://www.ocremix.org/forums/showthread.php?t=12364) from some
Of the people whose mixes we YES'd

Go ahead and hate us.
'Cause Larry has 0 songs to judge.
Maybe there are other sites to visit.

Maybe VGMix.
That was a joke, haha, fat chance.
Anyway, my post is great--it is so rofl and lol.

Look at me still typing while there's mixes to hear.
When I see the queue (http://www.ocremix.org/forums/showthread.php?t=2819) it makes me shed a small tear.
And the voting will get done. Where has unmod really gone?
Thanks to mixers whose mixes we YES'd.

Believe me, there's mixes we'll YES
They're getting better, these mixes we YES'd
Larry has no more mixes to YES
Look at all of these songs (http://www.ocremix.org/remixes/) that we YES'd
And I'm sure there are lots we will YES

Except yours...

Which we'll NO

[DragonAvenger]

That poem was awful. Yet amusing.

Liontamer, the fact that you have no mixes to judge means that I'm sending you wips to listen to to tell me if they're OCR quality. :)

[big giant circles]

That poem was awful. Yet amusing.

Liontamer, the fact that you have no mixes to judge means that I'm sending you wips to listen to to tell me if they're OCR quality. :)

Poem? POEM????? IT'S NOT A POEM!!!!

(also, I will YES OVERRIDE vote on anyone who can use those lyrics to a remix.)

[Dhsu]

That sounds like a job for Shael Riley.

[The wingless]

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to override the NO'd submissions.

Shttyfg judges--
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of OCR, except the ones who are banned.

But there's no sense crying over every NO'd track.
Larry keeps on voting 'cause he's sexy and black.
And the voting gets done, and jdghate (http://www.ocremix.org/forums/showthread.php?t=12333) from everyone
But the people who's mixes we YES'd.

We're not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now,
Even though some people want to kill us.

We still judge your mixes.
We'll tear them to pieces if they're bad.
Sometimes we will sympathize and tell you NO (resubmit)

And these green remixes (http://www.ocremix.org/forums/showthread.php?t=2819) make a beautiful line.
DJP will post them whenever he has time.
And the voting gets done, and even jdglove (http://www.ocremix.org/forums/showthread.php?t=12364) from some
Of the mixers whose mixes we YES'd

Go ahead and hate us.
'Cause Larry has 0 songs to judge.
Maybe there are better sites to visit.

Maybe VGMix.
That was a joke, haha, fat chance.
Anyway, my post is great--it is so rofl and lol.

Look at me still typing while there's mixes to hear.
When I see the queue (http://www.ocremix.org/forums/showthread.php?t=2819) it makes me shed a small tear.
And the voting will get done. Where has unmod really gone?
Thanks to mixers whose mixes we YES'd.

Believe me, there's mixes we'll YES
They're getting better, these mixes we YES'd
Larry has no more mixes to YES
Look at all of these songs (http://www.ocremix.org/remixes/) that we YES'd
And I'm sure there are lots we will YES

Except yours...

Which we'll NO


YES is a lie.

[Doulifée]

Digital Judging Processor. he is watching us.

[sephfire]

Awesome OCR/Portal parody

Brilliant beyond words.

[Sole Signal]

You ain't got nothin' on me. I said 0 left to judge, didn't I? Like I'm gonna let you mess that up.

Check your mail: Don't be playin me with a >6MB version. :<

ok fine

6.07 is too much good music for you to handle, apparently. :<

[HoboKa]

WTF, Space Jam reference?

yes, yes indeed.

[Yoshi3gg]

Ohhh my god BGC that was amazing.

SOMEONE MAKE THIS QUICK.

[sephfire]

Ohhh my god BGC that was amazing.

SOMEONE MAKE THIS QUICK.

Yes, that version must be realized in mp3 format ASAP.

[q-pa]

Wow.

I never thought I'd see this in my lifetime.

:nicework: all

[Upthorn]

Anyway, my post is great--it is so rofl and lol.

This line has the wrong number of syllables.
You fail.

[OverCoat]

This line has the wrong number of syllables.

Not if you say "roffle" and "lole"

[The Author]

Guys, you fail to understand the meaning of this post... someone got dumped...

[Liontamer]

Guys, you fail to understand the meaning of this post... someone got dumped...

And we all mourn your loss.

:'-(

[Sir_NutS]

I lol'd at the vgmix part. Awesome parody.

Where's a shael riley when you need one?

[The Author]

And we all mourn your loss.

:'-(
Well, I always assumed there was a backlog because judges had:


a life
a girlfriend
a job
friendsSince you have no mix to judge, this means that clever elimination of these 4 demons allowed you to catch up with your work...

as a single, unemployed, friendless loser.

I guess you win ;)

[Drack]

Well, I always assumed there was a backlog because judges had:


a life
a girlfriend
a job
friendsSince you have no mix to judge, this means that clever elimination of these 4 demons allowed you to catch up with your work...

as a single, unemployed, friendless loser.

I guess you win ;)

We all got your joke. Stop acting like we didn't.

Good luck bouncing back.

[big giant circles]

This line has the wrong number of syllables.
You fail.

not if you pronounce the acronyms :?

*edit* thanks, mr. coat.

also, if you still feel the need, then just substitute "rofl and lol" for L.M.A.O.

[Upthorn]

Not if you say "roffle" and "lole"
de-li-cious-and-moist (5)
ro-ffle-and-lole (4)
r-o-f-l-and-lole (6)
ro-ffle-and-l-o-l (6)
r-o-f-l-and-l-o-l (8)

None of these match

Edit:
L-M-A-O (4)

Edit2:
just in case it wasn't clear that the "you fail" was a joke. I was expecting the satirization of nitpickers would be extreme enough that people would notice its absurdity. Still, the number of syllables is off by at least one, in either direction, depending on acronym pronunciation, and I thought I'd point that out while at the same time making fun of myself for doing so.

[Liontamer]

Jody, Jody, Jody. It's not off.

Portal: Anyway, this cake is great; it's so delicious and moist.
BGC: Anyway, my post is great; it is so roffle and loal.

[BardicKnowledge]

Jody, Jody, Jody. It's not off.

Portal: Anyway, this cake is great; it's so delicious and moist.
BGC: Anyway, my post is great; it is so roffle and loal.

Fixed to show the emphasis so no one else spends 5 minutes figuring it out (I'm stupid today).

[big giant circles]

i know it was a joke. but i had to make use of the :? to let you know that my parody writing skills are unparalleled by mortal man.

sweet mercy, i'm starting to sound like the wingless.

also, what's with the lole/loal pronunciation? i've always pronounced it like "ALL" with an "L" at the beginning.

LOL = LOL. right?

[The wingless]

i know it was a joke. but i had to make use of the :? to let you know that my parody writing skills are unparalleled by mortal man.

sweet mercy, i'm starting to sound like the wingless.

also, what's with the lole/loal pronunciation? i've always pronounced it like "ALL" with an "L" at the beginning.

LOL = LOL. right?

Bitch, if you sounded like me, we wouldn't be having this iambic pentameter fuckup!

[big giant circles]

Bitch, if you sounded like me, we wouldn't be having this iambic pentameter fuckup!

I fucked up nothing! My form was flawless! FLAWLESS!

[José the Bronx Rican]

After the Judgehate
and the Judgelove,
we could use some Judgemental. :dstrbd:

[Monobrow]

you guys are loop

[Ramaniscence]

-this was a triumph
-I'm making a note, A HUGE SUCCESS

http://topazstorm.com/portalcake.jpg

[Abadoss]

Congrats Larry!

So if some asshat were to simply speak the words and put a drum loop over it, you'd YES it? :P

[Dafydd]

Wow. The rest of the panel needs to catch up though. Only because Larry's done doesn't mean it's all done (unless he insta-rejected every single one, that is). Maybe now LT has the time to reject some more forum avatars?

[Theory of N]

So if some asshat were to simply speak the words and put a drum loop over it, you'd YES it? :P


(also, I will YES OVERRIDE vote on anyone who can use those lyrics to a remix.)

if you can find a drum beat source tune to remix

[The Pezman]

Fuck the drumbeat. I'll just record him reciting the poem, then I can distort his voices and rearrange the words like refrigerator magnets. Thus, I will have mixed it not once, but twice, and thereby satisfy the implicit condition in the word "remix" by mixing it again.

Also, I haven't played Portal and won't get to for a while. Should I just leave the thread now?

[Upthorn]

Also, I haven't played Portal and won't get to for a while.
Neither have I, and nor will I. But I can still contribute because I'm just awesome like that.

[The Pezman]

Still have 0 mixes?

[HoboKa]

Not once I sub my 500 new crap WIPS buahahahah!!! Hope you guys got 500 death rays ;-) JJT

[Liontamer]

Still have 0 mixes?

As of now, yeah.

[Abadoss]

So, does that mean you'll update the "Currently in the Judging Process" thread?

[Liontamer]

So, does that mean you'll update the "Currently in the Judging Process" thread?
Today? No. :-)

[bladiator]

Bitch, if you sounded like me, we wouldn't be having this iambic pentameter fuckup!


Seriously, wingless is going from thread to thread making win out of all of them.

I sound like a wingless fanboy because I am.

[DragonAvenger]

Lion, I PM'ed you a mix just because you apparently have nothing to do. :P

[DemanusFlint]

btw

http://www.ocremix.org/forums/showthread.php?t=11591

pwnt amirite

[Fratto]

if you can find a drum beat source tune to remix

Battle Toads. Pause music. Done and done.

[Palpable]

PALPABLE IS KING OF THE SOCCER FIELD

By which I mean I have voted on everything currently in the queue. Not even Larry "The Liontamer" Oji can claim this. (I reckon in a max of fifteen minutes, he will have added ten more submissions to the queue to spite me.)

[Nekofrog]

I hope mine gets through this next time >.<

[Liontamer]

PALPABLE IS KING OF THE SOCCER FIELD

By which I mean I have voted on everything currently in the queue. Not even Larry "The Liontamer" Oji can claim this. (I reckon in a max of fifteen minutes, he will have added ten more submissions to the queue to spite me.)
I've got 90 in the inbox with your name on it.

[Dafydd]

This list is current as of March 12, 2008Dude. Long time no update.

[Liontamer]

Dude. Long time no update.

You don't say. :lol:

[Xelebes]

Is it now okay to submit Chicago-style hard house remixes?

[HoboKa]

You don't say. :lol:

maybe you should get another admin helper or something Larry... x_x

[Skrypnyk]

Is it now okay to submit Chicago-style hard house remixes?

Only if it doesn't have unts

[CHz]

Is it now okay to submit Chicago-style hard house remixes?
Only if it's this kind of Chicago-style (http://yellow5.com/pokey/archive/index382.html).

[Xelebes]

Only if it doesn't have unts

It's more of a bang than an unts.

[Nekofrog]

<waits... ...>