It's a girl!

[m68030]

Children of the Monkey Machine would like to annouce the birth of the first Daughter of the Monkey Machine, Lauren Elizabeth!!

Born Monday, March 3rd, at 10:51am. 6lbs, 13oz, 20 inches long.


http://cotmm.theqcp.org/lauren/IMG_0911.JPG

[sephfire]

Awesome. 8)

[Global-Trance]

This is something we don't see around these parts everyday.

Congrats

[Admiral_C]

Awesome. 8)

QFT. Grats!

[Geoffrey Taucer]

SO CUTE! <3

Awesome, congrats COTMM!

[Dhsu]

OMG BEWBS

Er, I mean CONGRATULATIONS!

[Malaki-LEGEND.sys]

OMG BEWBS

Er, I mean CONGRATULATIONS!

Grr... Beat me to it.

[Fenrir]

Congrats .

[Lanodantheon]

Gratz! :nicework:

[chrono26]

thats great man! get some pink stuff

[OA]

so would this be the child of the children of the monkey machine?

Regardless, super congrats. :-)

[Shadow Wolf]

Actually I think that would make his spawn the Grandchildren of the Monkey Machine. Either way, congratulations!

[Mustin]

She doesn't look happy.

I'm sure she'll make you real happy though.

Nice job procreating!

[Neo Samus]

She adorable. Just wait till she becomes a teenager! :<

In all seriousness, congrats and good luck. This is a special day.

[Aninymouse]

Hey, nice day of birth! :nicework:

[The Pezman]

Children of the Monkey Machine would like to annouce the birth of the first Daughter of the Monkey Machine, Lauren Elizabeth!!
Wouldn't she be a grandchild of the monkey machine?

Congratulations regardless.

[Monobrow]

Awesome, really awesome! Way cute.

Now, good luck!

(especially the terrible 2s omg)

[Liontamer]

Congratulations, Matt!

[Majin GeoDooD]

Congrats dude!

[RealFolkBlues]

OCR babies for the win. That's awesome, man. Congratulations!

[Hemophiliac]

congrats Matt :)

[Arek the Absolute]

Very nice.

Congrats!

[starla]

Congratulations!!!

[Dyne]

Congratulations!

Incidentally, one of my best friends and his fiancee, just had their first son on Saturday. Babies be poppin' up all over da place, yo!

[Murmeli Walan]

Much congratulations 68030!

[Txai]

Congratulations, CotMM!!

[Thin Crust]

Congrats, what's the first game she's gonna play?

[ChloroPhil]

Hey, nice day of birth! :nicework:

yeah, 3-3. I'm 4-4 :-)

[herograw]

whoa, jumbo picture :P

Congrats mr. mr.

[Jillian Aversa]

Now that's a birthday to celebrate! Congratulations. She looks adorable - teach her well. :D

[richter]

Boy I hate babies.

Congrats anyway :D

[OverCoat]

http://soundtempest.net/soc/imgswf/Decent-Effort.png

[MechaFone]

Babies, I want one. I want my baby back baby back...sorry. Congratulations, she's beautiful!

[EdgeCrusher]

So this thread needs pics of cotmm's sister in goth outfits :D

But seriously, congratumalations and stuffs.

[OverCoat]

So this thread needs pics of cotmm's sister in goth outfits :D

bifecta'd :D

[Airwalker]

Congratulations!

Just remember, it's never too early to start training your daughter to be a megalomania-driven super villain.

[Hausdog]

Kawaii~!
Congratulations on the baby. Teach her well!

[The Author]

Baby Count +1


Congratulations!

[Raziellink]

Congratulations on the :nicework:baby

[Legion303]

This would make you a DADDY of the Monkey Machine. I'm still reeling from the revelation that someone from OCR had sex!

See you in about 1.5 years when you start sleeping again. :)

-steve

[EdgeCrusher]

Cotmm needs to start up the matt server and let us play LORD to celebrate.

[Scrobble]

man, it is *crazy* that cotmm has a kid.


and can type where people can read it.

man, i feel old. :(

-af

[suzumebachi]

holy crap. congratulations bro!

af--i thought same thing. it's intelligible!

[EdgeCrusher]

Holy crap, af is still around? osnap!

[Fusion2004]

And remember, the Aperture Science bring-your-daughter-to-work day is the perfect time to have her tested.

Congrats!

[A-RoN]

Very cute. :)

[Sinewav]

thats great man! get some pink stuff

Am I the only pervert here who totally read into this the wrong way?

In all seriousness though, congrats man. When she's old enough, get her to sing and submit it. She could be the youngest remixer ever.

[OutSpoken]

Congrats! I hate changing diapers.

[m68030]

Thanks for all the kind words (and the few odd ones, (Edgecrusher)).

Fatherhood has certainly already changed my life significantly. And the lack of sleep hasn't been terrible... yet.


Anyway, here's some snapshots of the past few days, if anyone's interested in a day in the life of the Monkey Machine.

http://cotmm.theqcp.org/album1/

[EdgeCrusher]

Im telling you.

LORD
lets play
LORD
lets play
LOOOOOOOOOOORD

[m68030]

Get me a registered copy of Lord 4.07 and I'll put up a server.

[EdgeCrusher]

The search begins.

[Antonio Pizza]

Congratulations and God bless. Maybe 20 years from now I'll make her a 5 minute long answering machine message too.

Picture dsc01505.jpg is the best picture (Daddy-daughter pic), but img_0870.jpg is going down as the most hilariously selfish. Your wife is like "Oh em gee I just had a baby and I'm trying to be polite but I'm tired as crap get the camera the crap out of my face" and you're all cheesin' like "I just had a baby! It was no problem at all! Look at MEEEEE!!!"




I can't wait to head down that road myself...
(of course, Black Mage always was ahead of Fighter)

[The Coop]

http://www.geocities.com/arforfaborb/thecoop/images/NiceBaby.jpg