It just can't be... IT JUST CAN'T BE!!!

[Salluz]

(Moved from offtopic. No, not my fault).

The evening/night before the launch of SSB Brawl, there was a SSB Melee tournament, a way of giving customers something to do. Also, I'm sure that the present owners of Brawl considered that event as their goodbye-kiss to Melee.

So, I was in a group of five who promised one another not to do the others heavy damage unless we were facing one another as the last two standing. This was a good plan, and it may've helped one of us become the winner and enter the national drawing, but no. Was it the competition? What!? Competition!? Hahahahahahahaha! We had our opponents shook! No, my friends, we were prohibited by the demons of irony! So, you ask: who were we? The Impervious Quintet!

So, how did we lose?

Me: (As Sheik) I was whooping some serious ass and taking names. I was the second person to lose a first life, so I went beserk and brought my opponents to one live to my two. I lost my second live as their percentages were as high as the mid 100's. I demolished one person at around 65% on my last live and started chasing the last player (Marth). I stepped on a fucking stray-ass proximity mine! Oh no, my man-pride! A glorious temple reduced to a field of mines! The person who set it completely forgot; he was dead.

T.J: Kirby died to a stupid party ball (bombs).

Reggie: Same character, same attempt to success, same fate; unexpected death from the wrath of the dead; proximity mines.

Judah: Whooped everybody's ass with Samus, remaining on top in the amount of lives and percentage. Performing better than the rest of his quintet, he was belittling someone who was using Link. Samus picked up a wooden box, threw it, and became one with the stars.

Arnelle: Cleared the battlefield (w/ DK) of all but one of the opponents: Pikachu. Arnelle was at a high of 130%, Pikachu @ 160%. I admit, it was a direct KO (rather than a TKO), so it was fair, but still, the demons of irony showed their ugly faces once again. This time, they used their black magic to summon the random appearance of an item. After Pikachu performed a lucky recovery from a massive hit, Arnelle charged his character's punch. An item appeared out of nowhere, which Pikachu threw (not that I blame him/her/it), resulting in the undeserved loss of DK.

Stray mines? Explosive boxes? Random item appearances? Cursed party balls? This is impossible! Considering that I had my opponents afraid to retaliate, I would have been a true champion! This does not line up with strenuous practices I had @ Gamecrazy before their tournament!

My posse will see the light of triumph! Our victims will endure the darkness of vengeance!

[Cecilff2]

in before itemfag

[Salluz]

in before itemfag
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. :whatevaa:

[The Damned]

Don't we already have a Smash Bros thread/this forum is not your personal blog/Livejournal comment.

[Bahamut]

Don't we already have a Smash Bros thread/this forum is not your personal blog/Livejournal comment.

To be fair, it was in Offtop originally, but I moved it.

[Salluz]

To be fair, it was in Offtop originally, but I moved it.
Thank you for being nice, Bahamut.

Don't we already have a Smash Bros thread/this forum is not your personal blog/Livejournal comment.
Do I look like a fool to you? If you don't like my posts, don't pay them any attention.

[The Damned]

Like Bahamut said, he moved it.

Also, someone was going to say it, so now that it's out the way, no one else will.

Calm down, skippy. You'll live longer.

[megadave]

While I have nothing against Ghettoflame and I think The Damned is coming down a little too hard, I don't see any reason this thread should exist in gen-disc. But whatever. It's just a thread.

[cobaltstarfire]

Explodey items are the sort I like to turn off.

Too bad for your bad luck, try to keep better track of those proximity mines next time you end up in a battle with them turned on. :P

[atmuh]

if you dont suck you can still win with items
i beat warriorknight (one of the best brawl bowsers you can possibly play) in a nintendo tournament a few days ago and items were on and he didnt cry about it but you better believe he wants a rematch


also i cant wait for you to get brawl so i can show you how badly you suck

[kitty]

in b4 Final Destination, Fox only, no items

BAAWWWWWWWW ITEMS BAAAAAAAWWWWWW RANDOMNESS BAAAAAAAWWWWWWW FUN BAAAAAAWWWWWWWW

[Gollgagh]

It's a real shame some people can't take an entertaining post at face value.

[DarkeSword]

It's a real shame some people can't take an entertaining post at face value.

Except it wasn't really all that entertaining.

[The Damned]

So, everyone else says topic creator sucks and he's a whiner, but no one calls them on it.

I use a generic post that covers the usual things people would say, as a joke, and I get not only the topic creator, but someone else, telling me I am being mean.

It's because I'm Canadian, isn't it. You all are fucking anti-Canadian! Aren't you? Don't den it, you raci... nationalists? Countyists? What's the word I'm looking for here? Whatever it is, that's what you all are!

Fuck you all, I'm going ice fishing!

[chrono26]

post count +1

[Gollgagh]

Party pooper. >:[

[XZero]

Fuck you all, I'm going ice fishing!

They all live on donuts and moose meat
and they leave the house without packin' heat
never even bring their guns to the mall.
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid monopoly money.
Can't take 'em seriously at all..

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot!


It's because I'm Canadian, isn't it.

Yes.


Okay, obviously I'm kidding. Regarding the first post, Ghettoflame, that's some really bad luck; funny, naturally, but really bad all the same. Maybe you should just grab the items and throw them off the side before they can kill you next time you play.

[kitty]

So, everyone else says topic creator sucks and he's a whiner, but no one calls them on it.

I use a generic post that covers the usual things people would say, as a joke, and I get not only the topic creator, but someone else, telling me I am being mean.

It's because I'm Canadian, isn't it. You all are fucking anti-Canadian! Aren't you? Don't den it, you raci... nationalists? Countyists? What's the word I'm looking for here? Whatever it is, that's what you all are!

Fuck you all, I'm going ice fishing!

I love you just because you're directing the Pokemon Project.

[The Coop]

So, everyone else says topic creator sucks and he's a whiner, but no one calls them on it.

I use a generic post that covers the usual things people would say, as a joke, and I get not only the topic creator, but someone else, telling me I am being mean.

It's because I'm Canadian, isn't it. You all are fucking anti-Canadian! Aren't you? Don't den it, you raci... nationalists? Countyists? What's the word I'm looking for here? Whatever it is, that's what you all are!

Fuck you all, I'm going ice fishing!

http://www.geocities.com/arforfaborb/IceFishing.jpg

[Salluz]

To Atma: Me? Suck? HA! We'll see, we'll see. I'll keep you in mind, so when I do get Brawl (whic I admit, may be a moment), you'll get mad, start crying and throw your system out of the window.

To the haters: I like to tell stories, have conversations with others, hear what others have to say, etc. I, like many of you, am a human (not to mention cool and insightful). I'm not here to "whine and get attention", as some of you like to try to portray me.

In other words, get off of my sack; I'm not your problem.

[cobaltstarfire]

To Atma: Me? Suck? HA! We'll see, we'll see. I'll keep you in mind, so when I do get Brawl (whic I admit, may be a moment), you'll get mad, start crying and throw your system out of the window.



What a lovely inflated ego you have. I dunno how good Atma is or isn't but I hope he sticks a pin in it just for that. :P

[Synchronicity]

Been playing Smash since the very first day it came out for the 64. I'm big into turning off all items and whoopin' ass with pure skill. I used to get pissed about ppl playing with items but I've come around...

Adapt and blow someone else's ass up witha mine

[Kenobio]

So, everyone else says topic creator sucks and he's a whiner, but no one calls them on it.

I use a generic post that covers the usual things people would say, as a joke, and I get not only the topic creator, but someone else, telling me I am being mean.

It's because I'm Canadian, isn't it. You all are fucking anti-Canadian! Aren't you? Don't den it, you raci... nationalists? Countyists? What's the word I'm looking for here? Whatever it is, that's what you all are!

Fuck you all, I'm going ice fishing!

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2013/1196879698148iv1.jpg

[The Damned]

That image is win. That is all.

[Kenobio]

I do love that picture :)

[Skrypnyk]

Is it safe to assume the song you were all listening to when you lost was Simple Plan - Untitled (How could this happen to me?)

[kitty]

To Atma: Me? Suck? HA! We'll see, we'll see. I'll keep you in mind, so when I do get Brawl (whic I admit, may be a moment), you'll get mad, start crying and throw your system out of the window.

To the haters: I like to tell stories, have conversations with others, hear what others have to say, etc. I, like many of you, am a human (not to mention cool and insightful). I'm not here to "whine and get attention", as some of you like to try to portray me.

In other words, get off of my sack; I'm not your problem.

Oh my God, I love the map de_dust, I can poon so many noobs on it. Maybe if I can poon enough noobs, I can raise my rank in the server from three, to one, eheh. Did I mention I'm cool and insightful?

[Raziellink]

not to mention cool and insightful

You are worthy of my hate, just because of that remark.

:nicework:

[BlueMage]

It's because I'm Canadian, isn't it. You all are fucking anti-Canadian! Aren't you? Don't den it, you raci... nationalists? Countyists? What's the word I'm looking for here? Whatever it is, that's what you all are!

Fuck you all, I'm going ice fishing!

I believe the term you're looking for is "pricks." Or if you're feeling especially pissed off, "cock-gobbling sons of whores."

[Sinewav]

You are worthy of my hate, just because of that remark.

:nicework:

You're just jealous because you're not cool and insightful.

[Mewtation]

So, everyone else says topic creator sucks and he's a whiner, but no one calls them on it.

I use a generic post that covers the usual things people would say, as a joke, and I get not only the topic creator, but someone else, telling me I am being mean.

It's because I'm Canadian, isn't it. You all are fucking anti-Canadian! Aren't you? Don't den it, you raci... nationalists? Countyists? What's the word I'm looking for here? Whatever it is, that's what you all are!

Fuck you all, I'm going ice fishing!
lol canada

Yeah, this is as far into the thread as I got.