Amazon is pushing it

[Maco70]

I am all for shopping online, but this;

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000NKB7EK/ref=s9_alfla_c4_i2?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-4&pf_rd_r=1H1AE4PNKMNGSKT2V1ZB&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=467368511&pf_rd_i=507846

is a little ridiculous.

PS: The customer reviews are hilarious.

I bought this product thinking it would clean up my mess. Well, it didn't. All it did was soak it up. Very disappointing, especially when I could have easily used my shirt or my sock. Don't waste your money on this product -- buy something else. Or use your sock or shirt.

[The UnMod OutKast]

They have 3 used and new available from $47.00

[The Coop]

They have 3 used and new available from $47.00

Hope they don't start doing this with toilet paper.

[Maco70]

Hope they don't start doing this with toilet paper.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B000E1PIV6/ref=dp_olp_2

[The Coop]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B000E1PIV6/ref=dp_olp_2

...

Better be one hell of a discount if it appears used. And I demand that "shipping" be altered to "shitting" for all TP products on Amazon.

[The UnMod OutKast]

At least, if you buy used TP, you have a general idea of what is on it. On the other hand, if you buy used paper towles, you have no idea what could be on it until you smell it.

[Meeting_Gman]

I can't comment on price, since I can't remember how much a single roll of Bounty paper towels are, but you should see the one page for milk. There were some well-crafted reviews there.

Here's the milk one:

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=tag_dpp_lp_edpp_ttl_in

By J. Fitzsimmonshttp://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/icons/drop-down-icon-small-empty-arrow._V13355991_.gif (http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A3HVP5O4QDMOEF/ref=cm_cr_dp_pdp) (Milwaukee, Wi) - See all my reviews (http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A3HVP5O4QDMOEF/ref=cm_cr_dp_auth_rev?ie=UTF8&sort%5Fby=MostRecentReview)
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/communities/reputation/c7y_badge_rn_1._V47060296_.gif (http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=cm_rn_bdg_help?ie=UTF8&nodeId=14279681&pop-up=1#RN) Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!

[Maco70]

By J. Fitzsimmonshttp://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/icons/drop-down-icon-small-empty-arrow._V13355991_.gif (http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A3HVP5O4QDMOEF/ref=cm_cr_dp_pdp) (Milwaukee, Wi) - See all my reviews (http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A3HVP5O4QDMOEF/ref=cm_cr_dp_auth_rev?ie=UTF8&sort%5Fby=MostRecentReview)
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/communities/reputation/c7y_badge_rn_1._V47060296_.gif (http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=cm_rn_bdg_help?ie=UTF8&nodeId=14279681&pop-up=1#RN) Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!

I think he's kidding.
...
I hope he's kidding.

[Mr Azar]

It's a shame Amazon doesn't sell used food: the savings would be quite considerable.

[Maco70]

It's a shame Amazon doesn't sell used food: the savings would be quite considerable.

http://www.amazon.com/Kelloggs-Nutri-Grain-Cereal-Cinnamon-8-Count/dp/B001E6GLPW/ref=pd_sim_gro_4

[Mr Azar]

The "Used and New" section, from the title alone, is a bit of a misnomer: Amazon only needs to have one or the other :tomatoface:.

[Mr Azar]

While we're on the subject, I am continuously amused at what Amazon sells sometimes ->

http://www.amazon.com/Underhill-Farms-Venison-Carcass/dp/B000IDQDYQ/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=grocery&qid=1233171231&sr=8-3

[Alexis]

While we're on the subject, I am continuously amused at what Amazon sells sometimes ->

http://www.amazon.com/Underhill-Farms-Venison-Carcass/dp/B000IDQDYQ/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=grocery&qid=1233171231&sr=8-3

Mmmmmmm, carcass.

[Mr Azar]

Here are a few more for now.

http://www.amazon.com/Folding-Grappling-Hook-Ninja-Gear/dp/B0009PGVG8/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=sporting-goods&qid=1233171705&sr=8-2

http://www.amazon.com/Heinz-Spotted-Sponge-Pudding-10-Ounce/dp/B000II27QE/ref=tag_stp_st_edpp_ttl

http://www.amazon.com/Wolf-Urine-Lure-32-oz/dp/B0006IGZSM/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1233171757&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.com/Fly-Parasites-10000-Eggs/dp/B0001KWFHU/ref=tag_stp_st_edpp_ttl

http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=tag_cdt_pa_edpp_url

http://www.amazon.com/Wedding-Chapel-10-Wood-Roof/dp/B000HUQ1C4/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1233171791&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.com/Dagobert-Wooden-Toilet-Throne-Solid/dp/B000BRA28M/ref=tag_stp_st_edpp_ttl

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=tag_dpp_lp_edpp_ttl_in

(Never trust a used tank salesman!)

[XZero]

Here's one of my personal favorites as an example of being able to buy ANYTHING on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/Large-Bag-Bones-Pounds-BONES1/dp/B0009VKYBA/ref=pd_sbs_k_3

This 'Large Bag of Bones' has two particularly funny aspects - 1: Gift wrapping is available, and 2: the following review:

Not only was the final product terrible, but when I went to throw them away, one of the pointier ribs tore a hole through the bag, spilling tibulae and fibulae onto the sidewalk. This led to a very awkward conversation with my neighbor, and subsequently, the police. In short, I cannot recommend these bones, nor can I recommend Target store-brand trash bags (kitchen size).

[Zombie]

seriously considering slapping down $30 for some uranium ore

[SoulinEther]

I can't comment on price, since I can't remember how much a single roll of Bounty paper towels are, but you should see the one page for milk. There were some well-crafted reviews there.

Here's the milk one

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz
(4 stars) (1,018 customer reviews)


One Friday, Without the Milk, October 30, 2006
By Catherine Swinford (Raleigh-ish, NC)
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He always brought home milk on Friday.

After a long hard week full of days he would burst through the door, his fatigue hidden behind a smile. There was an icy jug of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz in his right hand. With his left hand he would grip my waist - I was always cooking dinner - and press the cold frostiness of the jug against my arm as he kissed my cheek. I would jump, mostly to gratify him after a time, and smile lovingly at him. He was a good man, a wonderful husband who always brought the milk on Friday, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.

Then there was that Friday, the terrible Friday that would ruin every Friday for the rest of my life. The door opened, but there was no bouyant greeting - no cold jug against the back of my arm. There was no Tuscan Whole Milk in his right hand, nor his left. There came no kiss. I watched as he sat down in a kitchen chair to remove his shoes. He wore no fatigue, but also no smile. I didn't speak, but turned back to the beans I had been stirring. I stirred until most of their little shrivelled skins floated to the surface of the cloudy water. Something was wrong, but it was vague wrongness that no amount of hard thought could give shape to.

Over dinner that night I casually inserted,"What happened to the milk?"
"Oh,"he smiled sheepishly, glancing aside,"I guess I forgot today."

That was when I knew. He was tired of this life with me, tired of bringing home the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. He was probably shoveling funds into a secret bank account, looking at apartments in town, casting furtive glances at cashiers and secretaries and waitresses. That's when I knew it was over. Some time later he moved in with a cashier from the Food Mart down the street. And me? Well, I've gone soy.

Killer, hilarious, and sexual. Win.

[OverCoat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auMrN_d_kTo

[Flash Strife]

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz
(4 stars) (1,018 customer reviews)




Killer, hilarious, and sexual. Win.
The pics were good too.

[Lord.Roderick.i]

Wow, I had no idea you could buy all this weird stuff from Amazon.com, it all reminds me of the crazy Auction House from WoW
:P