Diseased Project
02-19-2009, 07:27 PM
First of all, this is a joke song. Now when that's out of the way...
Here's a little something that started out as a drunken idea on last Saturday. Me and my roommate were drinking, and suddenly I figured "hey, how about we do a rap!!?" He thought, okay, and then we just started throwing random ideas (and basslines), while not much thought was given altogether. We did the first two minutes of the song in about twenty minutes, during which I spilt beer on my pants and had to wipe the floor. :sad: Afterwards we continued drinking.
The next morning I remembered we had done something, and we decided to continue the song. Also, at this point I got the idea of inviting two of my other friends to co-operate. Bare in mind none of the three guys are musicians, I'm barely one myself :-P So, we finished the song during the day and recorded some of the "rap". Unfortunately, because of schedule problems, we couldn't finish the song until now, which was somewhat against my original idea, that was to finish the whole song during hangover. But what can ya do. Let me say this once more, this is a joke song, you can give feedback and comments, you may or may not like it, I don't think I will improve it in anyway, etc etc. It's meant to be a little sucky (just like rap in general HAR HAR j/k)We had fun doing it, I hope you'll have at least a little fun listening to it. The song's in Finnish, but I'll give you the lyrics and the translation.
The link: http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/135436/Riihen_iltakaljoittelijat.mp3
Lyrics (and the performers of each line):
Verse1:
Dise: Morjesta vaan mitä kuuluu teiän iltaan
Haaska: Paskaaks täs, aion juua kunnes tilttaan
Hyde: Vittu jätkä sul ei oo elämää
Haaska: No elä sä rupee siinä lässyttää
Hyde: Otakko huikkaa täs ois salmarii
Dise: Keittiössä thaikku keittää kalmarii
Haaska: Hyi vittu ku on paha haju
Hyde: Mut uskosin et ihan vitun hyvä maku
Haaska:Oottakaas vähän, pakko mennä kuselle
Ihan pienestä kii etten tuu omille housuille
No saatana, niin siinä kävi että lirahti
Taskussa puhelin vähän pahaan saumaan pirahti
Dise:No ei siinä mitään senkut näyttelet vaan
Niinku moista ei ois päässyt sattumaankaan
Jos joku sanoo et täällä haisee, ookse sinä
Niin huuda heti ja kovaa etten ainakaan minä
Chorus:
Phann:Tänä iltana otamme kaljaa
Jauhamme paskaa ja nostamme maljaa
kusisella mikillä kusista räppiä
huonoa englantia, shittiä, cräppiä
Dise:meillä on fiitteinä isoja starboja,
hyde, phann ja haaska,
perus riihen urpoja
Haaska:hei mulla ois sulle vähän askaa
tää biisi on ihan silkkaa paskaa
Verse 2:
Dise:Epäröiden avaan uuden pullon korkin
Pillua paljain sormin sorkin
Välillä otan pikku huikkaa
Korkilla voi heittää vaikka kuikkaa
Muija on varsinainen munahaukka
Pakoonpääsyyn ei auta edes laukka
Hommasta saldona on vain tippuri
Hyvä mauste pihivissä on pippuri
Hyde: hei, eiks toi oo aika nolo riimi?
Dise: älä siinä vittuile ei tää oo kovin iisii
Haaska: rauhotu mies, maista vaikka tätä viskii
ota suoraan pullosta ni ei tuu tiskii
Dise: Olipas hyvää tää taitaa olla kallista
Haaska: Paskat, Black velvettii alkon halvinta
Dise:No ehkä se ei oo ihan parasta laatua
Mut otetaan vielä yhdet ja odotellaan aamua
Chorus:
Phann:Tänä iltana otamme kaljaa
Jauhamme paskaa ja nostamme maljaa
kusista räppiä kusisella mikillä
biisinkin osat on vedetty repeatilla
Dise:meillä on fiitteinä isoja starboja,
hyde, phann ja haaska,
perus riihen urpoja
Haaska:hei mulla ois sulle vähän askaa
tää biisi on ihan silkkaa paskaa
Verse 3:
Phann:hei kaverit, mäkin tulin käymään
täällä kuulemma on bileet tänään
onks jääkaapissa tilaa, laitan oluet kylmään
kenes mikki tää on, antakaa mäkin vähän räppään
jou jou, no ei nyt oikein irtoo
runosuoli tukossa, otetaas vähänk keittoo
sehän tunnetusti saa räpin lähtemään
ottaks joku muu, kossu on helvetin hyvää
ja kylmääkin vielä, tää riihen parveke
on opiskelijan pakastearkun vastine
ja siitä puheenollen, voisin hakea oluen
monennenkohan, viidennen vai kuudennen
no ei kai sil oo välii, tänään juhlitaan
ja huomenna krapulapeikon kanssa painitaan (äitis kans)
ainii, se räppi, nyt mullois pari juttuu
hei mitä vittua, joko tää verse loppu?
Chorus:
Phann:Tänä iltana otamme kaljaa
Jauhamme paskaa ja nostamme maljaa
kusisella mikillä kusista räppiä
huonoa englantia, shittiä, cräppiä
Dise:meillä on fiitteinä isoja starboja,
hyde, phann ja haaska,
perus riihen urpoja
Haaska:hei mulla ois sulle vähän askaa
tää biisi on ihan silkkaa paskaa
THE ENGLISH TRANSLATION (no effort in making the sentences rhyme)
Verse1:
Dise: What's up, how's your evening
Haaska: I'm excited, I'm going to drink 'til I tilt
Hyde: Fuck, man, you have no life
Haaska: Don't start talking rubbish
Hyde: Do you want a sip, here's salmiac vodka
Dise: The thai is cooking squid in the kitchen
Haaska: Yuck, what an awful stentch
Hyde: But I believe the taste is fucking great
Haaska:Wait a second, I gotta take a piss
It's only a matter of time before I pee my pants
Oh fuck, it happened after all
The phone in my pocket rang at a bad time
Dise:Don't worry about it, just act
like it never happened
If someone says "it smells in here, is it you?"
Just shout out loud immediately "it ain't me!"
Chorus:
phann:Tonight we shall drink beer
Talk shit and raise our glasses
Shitty rap with a shitty mic
Bad english, shit and crap
Dise:We're featuring big stars
Hyde, phann and Haaska
Ordinary assholes of Riihi
Haaska:Hey I've got something to tell you
This song is utter shit
Verse2:
Dise: In doubt I open up another bottle
Prod a pussy with bare fingers
Every now and then I take a sip
One can throw the bottlecap at a bird, for example
The chick is a true cockwhore
Even gallop won't help in an escape
In the end all there is, is a venereal disease
Pepper is a good spice with a steak
Hyde: Hey, isn't that rhyme pretty embarassing?
Dise: Don't be a prick, this ain't so easy
Haaska: Calm down, man, taste this whiskey
Straight from the bottle so there won't be any dishes
Dise: That was good, it must be expensive
Haaska: Fuck no, it's Black Velvet, the cheapest of the store
Dise: Well maybe it's not the best brand there is
But let's take another one and await the morning
Chorus:
phann:Tonight we shall drink beer
Talk shit and raise our glasses
Shitty rap with a shitty mic
Even parts of the song are repeated
Dise:We're featuring big stars
Hyde, phann and Haaska
Ordinary assholes of Riihi
Haaska:Hey I've got something to tell you
This song is utter shit
Verse3:
Phann: Hey friends, I came to visit too
I hear there's a party here
Is there any room in the fridge, I'll put my beers in there
Whose mic is this, let me rap a little too
Yo yo, I can't think of anything right now
I'm having a writer's block, let's take some booze
It's a well-known fact it makes the rap fly
Does someone else want it, the vodka is damn good
And cold too, this balcony of Riihi
is the substitute of a student's freezer
speaking of which, I'll go get a beer
I wonder how many I've had, is this the fifth or sixth
Well I guess it doesn't matter, tonight we'll party
and tomorrow wrestle with a hangover troll (with your mom)
oh right, the rap, I've got a few things on my mind now
hey what the fuck, is this verse over already?
Chorus:
phann:Tonight we shall drink beer
Talk shit and raise our glasses
Shitty rap with a shitty mic
Bad english, shit and crap
Dise:We're featuring big stars
Hyde, phann and Haaska
Ordinary assholes of Riihi
Haaska:Hey I've got something to tell you
This song is utter shit
Here's a little something that started out as a drunken idea on last Saturday. Me and my roommate were drinking, and suddenly I figured "hey, how about we do a rap!!?" He thought, okay, and then we just started throwing random ideas (and basslines), while not much thought was given altogether. We did the first two minutes of the song in about twenty minutes, during which I spilt beer on my pants and had to wipe the floor. :sad: Afterwards we continued drinking.
The next morning I remembered we had done something, and we decided to continue the song. Also, at this point I got the idea of inviting two of my other friends to co-operate. Bare in mind none of the three guys are musicians, I'm barely one myself :-P So, we finished the song during the day and recorded some of the "rap". Unfortunately, because of schedule problems, we couldn't finish the song until now, which was somewhat against my original idea, that was to finish the whole song during hangover. But what can ya do. Let me say this once more, this is a joke song, you can give feedback and comments, you may or may not like it, I don't think I will improve it in anyway, etc etc. It's meant to be a little sucky (just like rap in general HAR HAR j/k)We had fun doing it, I hope you'll have at least a little fun listening to it. The song's in Finnish, but I'll give you the lyrics and the translation.
The link: http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/135436/Riihen_iltakaljoittelijat.mp3
Lyrics (and the performers of each line):
Verse1:
Dise: Morjesta vaan mitä kuuluu teiän iltaan
Haaska: Paskaaks täs, aion juua kunnes tilttaan
Hyde: Vittu jätkä sul ei oo elämää
Haaska: No elä sä rupee siinä lässyttää
Hyde: Otakko huikkaa täs ois salmarii
Dise: Keittiössä thaikku keittää kalmarii
Haaska: Hyi vittu ku on paha haju
Hyde: Mut uskosin et ihan vitun hyvä maku
Haaska:Oottakaas vähän, pakko mennä kuselle
Ihan pienestä kii etten tuu omille housuille
No saatana, niin siinä kävi että lirahti
Taskussa puhelin vähän pahaan saumaan pirahti
Dise:No ei siinä mitään senkut näyttelet vaan
Niinku moista ei ois päässyt sattumaankaan
Jos joku sanoo et täällä haisee, ookse sinä
Niin huuda heti ja kovaa etten ainakaan minä
Chorus:
Phann:Tänä iltana otamme kaljaa
Jauhamme paskaa ja nostamme maljaa
kusisella mikillä kusista räppiä
huonoa englantia, shittiä, cräppiä
Dise:meillä on fiitteinä isoja starboja,
hyde, phann ja haaska,
perus riihen urpoja
Haaska:hei mulla ois sulle vähän askaa
tää biisi on ihan silkkaa paskaa
Verse 2:
Dise:Epäröiden avaan uuden pullon korkin
Pillua paljain sormin sorkin
Välillä otan pikku huikkaa
Korkilla voi heittää vaikka kuikkaa
Muija on varsinainen munahaukka
Pakoonpääsyyn ei auta edes laukka
Hommasta saldona on vain tippuri
Hyvä mauste pihivissä on pippuri
Hyde: hei, eiks toi oo aika nolo riimi?
Dise: älä siinä vittuile ei tää oo kovin iisii
Haaska: rauhotu mies, maista vaikka tätä viskii
ota suoraan pullosta ni ei tuu tiskii
Dise: Olipas hyvää tää taitaa olla kallista
Haaska: Paskat, Black velvettii alkon halvinta
Dise:No ehkä se ei oo ihan parasta laatua
Mut otetaan vielä yhdet ja odotellaan aamua
Chorus:
Phann:Tänä iltana otamme kaljaa
Jauhamme paskaa ja nostamme maljaa
kusista räppiä kusisella mikillä
biisinkin osat on vedetty repeatilla
Dise:meillä on fiitteinä isoja starboja,
hyde, phann ja haaska,
perus riihen urpoja
Haaska:hei mulla ois sulle vähän askaa
tää biisi on ihan silkkaa paskaa
Verse 3:
Phann:hei kaverit, mäkin tulin käymään
täällä kuulemma on bileet tänään
onks jääkaapissa tilaa, laitan oluet kylmään
kenes mikki tää on, antakaa mäkin vähän räppään
jou jou, no ei nyt oikein irtoo
runosuoli tukossa, otetaas vähänk keittoo
sehän tunnetusti saa räpin lähtemään
ottaks joku muu, kossu on helvetin hyvää
ja kylmääkin vielä, tää riihen parveke
on opiskelijan pakastearkun vastine
ja siitä puheenollen, voisin hakea oluen
monennenkohan, viidennen vai kuudennen
no ei kai sil oo välii, tänään juhlitaan
ja huomenna krapulapeikon kanssa painitaan (äitis kans)
ainii, se räppi, nyt mullois pari juttuu
hei mitä vittua, joko tää verse loppu?
Chorus:
Phann:Tänä iltana otamme kaljaa
Jauhamme paskaa ja nostamme maljaa
kusisella mikillä kusista räppiä
huonoa englantia, shittiä, cräppiä
Dise:meillä on fiitteinä isoja starboja,
hyde, phann ja haaska,
perus riihen urpoja
Haaska:hei mulla ois sulle vähän askaa
tää biisi on ihan silkkaa paskaa
THE ENGLISH TRANSLATION (no effort in making the sentences rhyme)
Verse1:
Dise: What's up, how's your evening
Haaska: I'm excited, I'm going to drink 'til I tilt
Hyde: Fuck, man, you have no life
Haaska: Don't start talking rubbish
Hyde: Do you want a sip, here's salmiac vodka
Dise: The thai is cooking squid in the kitchen
Haaska: Yuck, what an awful stentch
Hyde: But I believe the taste is fucking great
Haaska:Wait a second, I gotta take a piss
It's only a matter of time before I pee my pants
Oh fuck, it happened after all
The phone in my pocket rang at a bad time
Dise:Don't worry about it, just act
like it never happened
If someone says "it smells in here, is it you?"
Just shout out loud immediately "it ain't me!"
Chorus:
phann:Tonight we shall drink beer
Talk shit and raise our glasses
Shitty rap with a shitty mic
Bad english, shit and crap
Dise:We're featuring big stars
Hyde, phann and Haaska
Ordinary assholes of Riihi
Haaska:Hey I've got something to tell you
This song is utter shit
Verse2:
Dise: In doubt I open up another bottle
Prod a pussy with bare fingers
Every now and then I take a sip
One can throw the bottlecap at a bird, for example
The chick is a true cockwhore
Even gallop won't help in an escape
In the end all there is, is a venereal disease
Pepper is a good spice with a steak
Hyde: Hey, isn't that rhyme pretty embarassing?
Dise: Don't be a prick, this ain't so easy
Haaska: Calm down, man, taste this whiskey
Straight from the bottle so there won't be any dishes
Dise: That was good, it must be expensive
Haaska: Fuck no, it's Black Velvet, the cheapest of the store
Dise: Well maybe it's not the best brand there is
But let's take another one and await the morning
Chorus:
phann:Tonight we shall drink beer
Talk shit and raise our glasses
Shitty rap with a shitty mic
Even parts of the song are repeated
Dise:We're featuring big stars
Hyde, phann and Haaska
Ordinary assholes of Riihi
Haaska:Hey I've got something to tell you
This song is utter shit
Verse3:
Phann: Hey friends, I came to visit too
I hear there's a party here
Is there any room in the fridge, I'll put my beers in there
Whose mic is this, let me rap a little too
Yo yo, I can't think of anything right now
I'm having a writer's block, let's take some booze
It's a well-known fact it makes the rap fly
Does someone else want it, the vodka is damn good
And cold too, this balcony of Riihi
is the substitute of a student's freezer
speaking of which, I'll go get a beer
I wonder how many I've had, is this the fifth or sixth
Well I guess it doesn't matter, tonight we'll party
and tomorrow wrestle with a hangover troll (with your mom)
oh right, the rap, I've got a few things on my mind now
hey what the fuck, is this verse over already?
Chorus:
phann:Tonight we shall drink beer
Talk shit and raise our glasses
Shitty rap with a shitty mic
Bad english, shit and crap
Dise:We're featuring big stars
Hyde, phann and Haaska
Ordinary assholes of Riihi
Haaska:Hey I've got something to tell you
This song is utter shit