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melody
07-22-2009, 04:32 AM
Luke*the*Xjesse [loo-kuh-the-ECKS-jeh-sė]
-noun

1. "A simple man from North Carolina who wishes to make awesome rock/metal remixes, as well as some Orchestral music for kicks ;). His favorite games are: Mega Man X-X4, Mega Man 2, 3, 4, 7, and 9, Super Mario RPG, Kirby's Adventure, Kirby Super Star, Double Dragon II (NES), Final Fantasy VI, IX, Skies of Arcadia, Guilty Gear X and X2/XX, Chrono Cross, Sunset Riders (the SNES version; genesis version sucks), G.I. Joe (NES), Donkey Kong Country 1-3, Shatterhand, and most Mario/Zelda/Sonic games."

In reality Luke Keever is a sad young redneck boy from the deep south of North Carolina, who lives and dies by Dream Theater and funny chiptunes. He is a self-proclaimed babe magnet and death metal vocalist, so ladies be on your guard. He also gets sunburned very easily and seems to have a penchant for cycling through nicks on IRC.

in all seriousness, happy birthday dude. your metal remixes are awesome and you need to finish the million you have lying around, namely your lufia and scarab beetle ones :ocrgreen:

happy 19th birthday hurrrr


ps happy belated birthday to halt, who turned 15 [18] last week
Curly Brace
07-22-2009, 04:34 AM
Happy birthday little guy!
Geoffrey Taucer
07-22-2009, 04:37 AM
melody, why is there an asian version of snape with a guitar in your sig?

Also, happy b-day, luke.
Bahamut
07-22-2009, 04:49 AM
That's Hip Tanaka.

Happy birthday Luke!
Salluz
07-22-2009, 05:16 AM
Feliz Cuplianos.
Flare4War
07-22-2009, 06:34 AM
Luke, I don't know how the fuck you did it but somehow you grew on me.

Why'd you change your name ya' poop head.

Happy Birthday dude.
The Coop
07-22-2009, 06:53 AM
http://thecoop.webng.com/images/NiceBirthday.jpg
The Damned
07-22-2009, 07:04 AM
I know lukethexjesse. He's about this tall, wears a hat, and occasionally juggles hammers. Not those little ones you see in toolboxes, but those ones that construction workers use to smash concrete with.

Trust me on this, don't fuck with the little man. He will cut you.
Arrow
07-22-2009, 11:39 AM
Happy belated, man.

Also, I wish I had thought about complaining of birthday thread non-existence when it was mine. I'll have to try that next year.
Aninymouse
07-22-2009, 12:50 PM
hbltxj



http://birthday.jpeg
Level 99
07-22-2009, 02:05 PM
heppi burfdey, marzipaaaa- I, I mean Luke...yes, that's who's birthday it is. Luuuuuuke. Did you know that The Damned is really your father? You've been lied to all these years.

Make it a great day, man.:nicework:
relyanCe
07-22-2009, 02:33 PM
happy birthday mang
Gario
07-22-2009, 03:03 PM
Yes, this is Luke's Birthday, not Epitaph's! Why'd you go change your name - you just succeeded in confusing us (alright well, me, anyway).

Happy Birthday, Luke!
WillRock
07-22-2009, 03:32 PM
Happy birthday man :D
Halt
07-22-2009, 04:07 PM
Happy b-day Luke. :nicework:
melody
07-22-2009, 05:18 PM
ahh.. words can't describe the pleasure of tanakarolling 14 people in a single day

edit: 17
halc
07-22-2009, 05:21 PM
happy b-day
The Damned
07-22-2009, 06:05 PM
Did you know that The Damned is really your father? You've been lied to all these years.

HEY! That was uncalled for. I demand an apology.

Bitch.
DarkeSword
07-22-2009, 07:10 PM
>:|

...

>:|
The Damned
07-22-2009, 08:16 PM
Me saying "bitch", or it being luke's birthday? :<
The Derrit
07-22-2009, 08:37 PM
Me saying "bitch", or it being luke's birthday? :<

BA DUM CHUUUUHHHHHHHHH

in other news happy birthday! you made me a birthday thread and i will forever remember it.
Dyne
07-22-2009, 09:15 PM
Well, if I don't, he might be upset. Happy birthday Luke! Hope you get whatever's coming to you! *sinister smile*


j/k
LuketheXjesse
07-23-2009, 07:29 PM
http://i25.tinypic.com/2meblgo.jpg

thank you all :)

also good job melody :o