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Guy In Rubber Suit
02-14-2007, 02:00 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3KvR0Wkbs6k


Well there finally is a trailer for this. I thought that Gary Coleman was going to be in it. Well, it looks better than the other video game movies Uwe Boll has directed, certainly not saying much but the fact that this is a slapstick action comedy gives it some leway. I personally won't see it for the fact it's Uwe Boll and I really hate poorly done, idiotic comedic movies.

Dyne
02-14-2007, 02:17 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3KvR0Wkbs6k


Well there finally is a trailer for this. I thought that Gary Coleman was going to be in it. Well, it looks better than the other video game movies Uwe Boll has directed, certainly not saying much but the fact that this is a slapstick action comedy gives it some leway. I personally won't see it for the fact it's Uwe Boll and I really hate poorly done, idiotic comedic movies.

...I don't know if Uwe Boll actually CARES that his movies suck, but if he ever figures it out, he might consider someone taking a 2x4, and smacking him upside his head with it. I mean really, that movie isn't in the least bit funny.

The Damned
02-14-2007, 02:33 AM
Uwe Boll used make video game movies really bad so that he would get a German government group to give him a tax break. That policy has since been changed, but he still fucks the films up anyway.

What? You think someone could made such bad movies by accident? No, no, no... it's entirely on purpose, and thus truly evil.

Raziellink
02-14-2007, 11:44 AM
It looks alright. Maybe that german bastard Boll's retarded movie making might work with this movie.












Yeah right!

MaliceX
02-14-2007, 01:44 PM
Aside the director reputation, this may be the turnaround though I feel he's only lucky with this cause POSTAL is so open-ended in plot and dialogue, even some 8-year old dumbass could direct this movie.

suzumebachi
02-14-2007, 04:15 PM
I should have been directing this movie. No, seriously. It would have been amazing.

Holy Warrior Azar
02-14-2007, 04:45 PM
Well, at least it won't be any worse than "Alone in the Dark".

Ray Falling
02-14-2007, 04:54 PM
Never heard of it...but it has Dave, from Titus in it :)

Raziellink
02-14-2007, 07:22 PM
Never heard of it...but it has Dave, from Titus in it :)

You mean, 'Special Agent Nicolai' from Resident Evil Apocalyps. He got mauled by a dog, though.

Sir_NutS
02-14-2007, 08:21 PM
what the shit

NO

Dafydd
02-14-2007, 08:39 PM
I laughed a bit harder playing the game... hehe. Well, funny or not, this is the kind of movie you can rent with some friends and watch passively while discussing something completely else, with the random chuckle here and there.

It's kind of fun watching a b movie that had enough money to be an a movie - the sound and video quality is there, but the acting and the plot aren't...

Dyne
02-14-2007, 09:06 PM
I should have been directing this movie. No, seriously. It would have been amazing.

That's right, ANYTHING Suzu touches turns to gold.

Strike911
02-14-2007, 10:12 PM
this looks terrible...

The Coop
02-15-2007, 08:02 AM
Never heard of it...but it has Dave, from Titus in it :)

You mean, 'Special Agent Nicolai' from Resident Evil Apocalyps. He got mauled by a dog, though.

You mean Scut Farkus. He got his butt whooped by Ralphie, though.

ILLiterate
02-16-2007, 11:54 PM
Terrible films are my thing, I'll be watching it

SosusOCR
02-17-2007, 07:57 AM
Looks like it could rival Date Movie or Epic Movie in terms of humor (which were painfully unfunny) It just looks alot cheaper! Oh well if you didn't think this movie wasn't going to suck you'd have to be Uwe Boll... Or his Mother!

Inimitable
02-17-2007, 08:32 AM
Uh, were we all watching the same trailer? I see have absolutely no hope in that movie.

Decoy Octopus
02-17-2007, 04:19 PM
Aside the director reputation, this may be the turnaround though I feel he's only lucky with this cause POSTAL is so open-ended in plot and dialogue, even some 8-year old dumbass could direct this movie.
Hahahaha MaliceX, you're a moron...

Uh, were we all watching the same trailer? I see have absolutely no hope in that movie.
Inimitable, you are not.