I had a dream about djpretzel

[DarkCecil13]

I had a dream last night that DJ Pretzel signs all of his rejection e-mails with a unique signature he scans into his computer for each letter.

Not sure in which forum this belongs, but I felt that it was relevent to the general community. Either way, I thought it was pretty darn funny. Couldn't tell you if the dream took place in real life or on IRC. How sad is that?

[Murmeli Walan]

Was he clothed?

[Sir_NutS]

everybody knows DJP uses a scanned signature he writes with the bones of banned users and blood of dead kittens as ink for all rejection e-mails

[DarkCecil13]

everybody knows DJP uses a scanned signature he writes with the bones of banned users and blood of dead kittens as ink for all rejection e-mails

Really I think that's common knowledge.

Was he clothed?

I could only hope we wasn't clothed.

[Mono]

I dreamt once that djp came to my house for dinner. That's probably the geekiest dream I've ever had.

[RealFolkBlues]

I think it's safe to say that we've all had that dream where djp floats in through the bedroom window like Peter Pan clothed only in a single ribbon of silk. Don't worry about it, it's natural.

[Dhsu]

This didn't happen to be a wet dream, did it?

[Petara]

This didn't happen to be a wet dream, did it?

Ewww......

[PassivePretentiousness]

This didn't happen to be a wet dream, did it?

rape fantasy lol

[Hawkwing]

rape fantasy lol

its not rape...its surprise sex

[The Coop]

everybody knows DJP uses a scanned signature he writes with the bones of banned users and blood of dead kittens as ink for all rejection e-mails

You got the bones part right, but the "ink" is actually the tears of rejected remixers.

[Hale-Bopp]

weird, I dream about djpretzel every day.

[analoq]

once i had a dream i met GrayLightning.

he looked remarkably unremarkable. he didn't even have a wheelchair.

[Shadow Wolf]

It's alright son. If it ever happens again, just beat off and go back to sleep. It happens to all of us.

[Less Ashamed Of Self]

I had a dream recently I had a pet miniature Canadian Goose that was super smart.

Never had an OCR related dream. Sorry.

[DarkCecil13]

I think it's safe to say that we've all had that dream where djp floats in through the bedroom window like Peter Pan clothed only in a single ribbon of silk. Don't worry about it, it's natural.

Whew, I was afraid for a second that the internets and real life were merging only for me.

[ILLiterate]

I had a dream that Arek the Absolute came to my house and we went to the mall and he had to go to the bathroom but you can't use the bathrooms in my mall for some reason so he wanted to get back to my house to pee but instead I went into Comp USA and watched Aladdin

OH WAIT THAT WASN'T A DREAM THAT REALLY HAPPENED LOL

[Arek the Absolute]

Ass
I had to go to the bathroom HELLA bad, but he was like let's roam around for a while in a place that didn't have one.

[Ferret]

Ass.

You don't dream about djpretzel. You hope djp dreams about you, and then you scream and run.

[watkinzez]

You're not supposed to admit to this sort of thing.

[DragonFireKai]

You got the bones part right, but the "ink" is actually the tears of rejected remixers.

But the coloring for the ink is provided by adding some carbon from the smoking hole that used to be UnMod.

[suzumebachi]

I once had a dream. I dreamed I would one day become an official OverClocked ReMixer! ...and then it actually happened, and I came to a sudden realization that perhaps I should rethink my priorities.