As my playlist was shuffling along, I thought I heard a spooky remix of Zelda: A Link to the Past.
Specifically, of the princess rescue music - the music that plays when you've beaten a boss and one of the princesses in question is telling you backstory.
This music.
But it wasn't! It was actually the track called "Storytime."
From the Edward Scissorhands soundtrack.
This music.
Basically...if someone could get on making that a real thing, I'd be most appreciative.