TheSnowStorm Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 What were some of your favorite cheesy, horrible, or most memorable lines or sayings in a video games. Lines that made you laugh, made you reflect, or just made you go "what the . . . " My list: "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." -Old Man from Legend of Zelda (NES) "Do you know where I can find some sailors?" -Ryo from Shemue (Sega Dreamcast) ." The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to save the president". -Secert Service guy from Bad Dudes (NES) "Come back once you've learned how to wipe your ass" -Leon from Dead or Alive 4 (XBOX 360) "Look into hell!" "More! Let me enjoy it more! Hurt me more!" (Bashes head against ground in the style of Grey Fox/Ninja. Okay, not really and she doesn't say "hurt me more"..) "Defeated dogs should cry over there!" -Ayane (Dead or Alive 3) "Do you like pain?" -Bayman, asking his victim do they have a S&M fetish. (Dead or Alive 3. Use with Ayane "More! Let me enjoy it more!", this is very disturbing.) "Victory arouses me." -Ein (Dead or Alive 2) "Does it hurt? That's proof you're still alive." -Bayman "Tell your face to say "Hi' to the pavement." -Tina from Dead or Alive 3. (For some reason, when I hear her say this, I think of the infamous curb stomp scene from American History X) "Alvis . . . YOU BASTARD!!!!" -Sigurd from Fire Emblem 4: The Genelogy of the Holy War (Super Famicom) "Sweet little gi- You ever seen a little girl with THESE before?" Syliva speeking to Sigurd (and possibly flashing her breasts at him) from Fire Emblem 4. "Sounds like a spy movie" -Snake from Metal Gear Solid (PSX) Meryl: So, there's something you like? Snake: Yeah, you've got a great butt! Meryl: Oh, I see! First it's my eyes, now it's my butt! What's next? Snake: On the battlefield, you never think about what's next. "Oh my god hotness, I wanna bang you!" Snake speaking to Mei Ling* "Lovin' girls! Lovin' girls! I have no interest in guys. No! No!" -Valvalis, the Wind Fiend from Final Fantasy II/IV.* "I have granted kids to hell!"* -Ashley from WarioWare DS *From the fan movies/music videos/WarioWare conspiary claims "You Spoony Bard!" Tellah speaking to Gilbert in Final Fantasy IV "I Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you!" "Son-of-a-submariner!" -Kefka, Final Fantasy IV "I Garland, WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!!!!" -Garland from Final Fantasy I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necrotic Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Missed some pretty big ones. "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!" -Dracula (Symphony of the Night) "Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!" -Richer Belmont (SotN) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arek the Absolute Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 "Don't call me son cuz you sure ain't my pops" -Fei Fong Wong (Xenogears) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeviathan Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 [Any quote from Star Fox 64] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Well. Right off the bat... "Worship me, and I may yet be merciful... Then again, maybe not...." - Korax (Hexen: Beyond Heretic) "Conker, honey... Fancy going for a little bounce?" "A bounce? ... Okay... Now this is what I call a platform game!" - Sunflower and Conker (Conker's Bad Fur Day) "Thanks for playing Space Quest IV. As usual, you've been a real pantload." - Narrator (Space Quest IV: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers) AND BEST OF ALL... "The universe is a yawning chasm, filled with emptiness and the peurile meanderings of sentients." - Ulyaoth (Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aninymouse Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 THIS TAKES CONCENTRATION YOU KN- UGH THIS TAKES CONCENTRATION YOU KN- NOT THE FACE THIS TAKES CONCENTRATION YOU KN- UGH THIS TAKES CONCENTRATION YOU KN- NOT THE FACE THIS TAKES CONCENTRATION YOU KN- UGH DEMON FANG DEMON FANG DAMN I MUST BE A GENIUS DOUBLE DEMON FANG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pezman Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Final Fantasy VII: If you do horribly in the soldier march: "Hey! Somebody send that guy a bomb or something!" Received 'Grenade.' Anything from the play in the date scene. Final Fantasy VIII: "I dreamt I was a moron." Arc the Lad II: "Don't you know anything, kid?! You NEVER interrupt a psychotic diatribe!" All I can think of for now. Final Fantasy IX: "Ooooh, soft." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropicdecay Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Basically anything from Earthbound. Examples? "Hey! Parking Meters! And you're walking around! Ha ha ha, that's so funny!" -Guy in moonside "I have no patience for people who interrupt me when I'm busy doing nothing!" -Guy in Moonside "If you stay here too long, you'll end up frying your brain. Yes, you will. No, you will...not. Yesno, you will won't." -Guy in Moonside "I thought they said 'Runway Fire'" -Guy in theater "Fuzzy Pickles!" -Photographer And this classic. "Now you've done it, Roger Wilco." -Message that you done fucked up in space quest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solid Krono Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 "Oh my god hotness, I wanna bang you!" Snake speaking to Mei Ling* As funny as this quote is, it's not really from the game... Anyway, there's a fair amount of good lines from banjo kazooie. one thats stuck with me goes somewhat like: Mumbo: "This is the ice key" Banjo: "Wow, that's quite a big key!" Kazooie: "I know where I'd like to stick that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSnowStorm Posted June 3, 2008 Author Share Posted June 3, 2008 As funny as this quote is, it's not really from the game...Anyway, there's a fair amount of good lines from banjo kazooie. one thats stuck with me goes somewhat like: Mumbo: "This is the ice key" Banjo: "Wow, that's quite a big key!" Kazooie: "I know where I'd like to stick that" "Oh my god hotness, I wanna bang you!" Snake speaking to Mei Ling* "Lovin' girls! Lovin' girls! I have no interest in guys. No! No!" -Valvalis, the Wind Fiend from Final Fantasy II/IV.* "I have granted kids to hell!"* -Ashley from WarioWare DS *From the fan movies/music videos/WarioWare conspiary claims Did I or did I not use that in my first post? I'm just messin' with ya! Aeris: "This guy are sick!" Cats:" All your base are belong to us!" -Zero Wing. Vamp: "You too, immortal?" Raiden :"No, I just do't fear death!" -From the Metal Gear Solid 4 trailer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poguemahon Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Don't remember the game that this is from, could probably check Nintendo Power (yup, I get it). "Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloudkitt Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I'm completely amazed no one has posted this infamous one: "I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIGHT!" -Dante, Devil May Cry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeklan Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 "Plasma!" You must know this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSnowStorm Posted June 3, 2008 Author Share Posted June 3, 2008 "Plasma!" You must know this. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon? Speakin of which: DASH! DASH! DASH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeklan Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon? Speakin of which:DASH! DASH! DASH!!! No. That would be "Pu-laz-u-mah!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sensai Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 I can't believe that no one has mentioned the incredibly overplayed meme which is 'All your base are belong to us.' And, another favorite: 'Hey, listen!' from Ocarina of Time. Pretty much anything from StarFox 64...seriously. There's the obvious barrel roll and the obvious charge up lazers one, and then: 'Trust your instincts!' - Peppy 'Gee, I've been saved by Fox. How swell.' - Falco 'Annoying bird. I am the great Leon!' - Leon (duh...?) 'I saw my life flash before my eyes!' - Peppy Um, let's see...what else. Seifer: "I hate it when you wish me luck. Save it for the slow students who need it." Quistis: "All right...Good luck, Seifer." Seifer: "Add Instructor Trepe to the list!" And that's all I'm going to do at the moment. Needless to say, I'm now going to sit vacantly and think about this for a good long while. 'Our Princess is in another castle.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalcyonSpirit Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 "Shields up, weapons online. ... Not equipped with shields? Well then, buckle up!" -- Battlecruiser, StarCraft "I'm locked in here tighter than a frog's butt in a watermelon seed fight." -- SCV, StarCraft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SynthesizedStampede Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Yeah, Starfox 64 is probably the most quotable game out there... "I'm on your side Einstein!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sole Signal Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Yeah, Starfox 64 is probably the most quotable game out there..."I'm on your side Einstein!" Actually, it's "Hey Einstein, I'm on YOUR side!" Sorry, just felt the need to correct that. Also Slippy's "YipppEEE! You did it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalcyonSpirit Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 "I apologize. I have damaged the floor with your head!" - Zangief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wintermute Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Challenge time! "Punch! Kick! It's all in the mind!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalzon Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 PaRappa the Rapper, and I think you got the kick and punch bit backwards. "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!" - Tidus "What's going on?!" - Max, Monica, Jaster, etc from Dark Cloud 2 and Rogue Galaxy. It's like it's their bloody catch phrase. Alternately, "What's that?" or "Who's there?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wintermute Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 PaRappa the Rapper, and I think you got the kick and punch bit backwards. Not only are you right about the game, you're right about the error. You win TWICE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJMetal Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Cao Cao from Dynasty warriors 3 (or was it 4?): "The enemy has summoned more IN-SECT-S" Peppy from starfox64 "Aim for the open spot!" "Use the boost to chase!" Soldier from Dynasty Warriors 5: "These boats are our path to GLORY! YAAAAAAA!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chumble spuzz Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 "Haven't you heard? Stealing from others is wrong!" - Garet from Golden Sun Pretty much all the written dialog in Psychonauts, such as: "Oooooverrrrlyyyyy-Innntricaaaaaaaaate COMBINATION!!" - Kochamara And of course: "I AM THE JUSTICE. NOT YOU." - the robot guy from Voltage Fighter: Gowkaizer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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