melody Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Luke*the*Xjesse [loo-kuh-the-ECKS-jeh-sì] -noun 1. "A simple man from North Carolina who wishes to make awesome rock/metal remixes, as well as some Orchestral music for kicks . His favorite games are: Mega Man X-X4, Mega Man 2, 3, 4, 7, and 9, Super Mario RPG, Kirby's Adventure, Kirby Super Star, Double Dragon II (NES), Final Fantasy VI, IX, Skies of Arcadia, Guilty Gear X and X2/XX, Chrono Cross, Sunset Riders (the SNES version; genesis version sucks), G.I. Joe (NES), Donkey Kong Country 1-3, Shatterhand, and most Mario/Zelda/Sonic games." In reality Luke Keever is a sad young redneck boy from the deep south of North Carolina, who lives and dies by Dream Theater and funny chiptunes. He is a self-proclaimed babe magnet and death metal vocalist, so ladies be on your guard. He also gets sunburned very easily and seems to have a penchant for cycling through nicks on IRC. in all seriousness, happy birthday dude. your metal remixes are awesome and you need to finish the million you have lying around, namely your lufia and scarab beetle ones happy 19th birthday hurrrr ps happy belated birthday to halt, who turned 15 [18] last week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broadcast Bowsette Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Happy birthday little guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffrey Taucer Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 melody, why is there an asian version of snape with a guitar in your sig? Also, happy b-day, luke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 That's Hip Tanaka. Happy birthday Luke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salluz Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Feliz Cuplianos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flare4War Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Luke, I don't know how the fuck you did it but somehow you grew on me. Why'd you change your name ya' poop head. Happy Birthday dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Coop Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Damned Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 I know lukethexjesse. He's about this tall, wears a hat, and occasionally juggles hammers. Not those little ones you see in toolboxes, but those ones that construction workers use to smash concrete with. Trust me on this, don't fuck with the little man. He will cut you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrow Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Happy belated, man. Also, I wish I had thought about complaining of birthday thread non-existence when it was mine. I'll have to try that next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aninymouse Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 hbltxj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Level 99 Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 heppi burfdey, marzipaaaa- I, I mean Luke...yes, that's who's birthday it is. Luuuuuuke. Did you know that The Damned is really your father? You've been lied to all these years. Make it a great day, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relyanCe Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 happy birthday mang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gario Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Yes, this is Luke's Birthday, not Epitaph's! Why'd you go change your name - you just succeeded in confusing us (alright well, me, anyway). Happy Birthday, Luke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillRock Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Happy birthday man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halt Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Happy b-day Luke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melody Posted July 22, 2009 Author Share Posted July 22, 2009 ahh.. words can't describe the pleasure of tanakarolling 14 people in a single day edit: 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halc Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 happy b-day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Damned Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Did you know that The Damned is really your father? You've been lied to all these years. HEY! That was uncalled for. I demand an apology. Bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkeSword Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 > ... > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Damned Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Me saying "bitch", or it being luke's birthday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Derrit Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Me saying "bitch", or it being luke's birthday? BA DUM CHUUUUHHHHHHHHH in other news happy birthday! you made me a birthday thread and i will forever remember it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyne Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Well, if I don't, he might be upset. Happy birthday Luke! Hope you get whatever's coming to you! *sinister smile* j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuketheXjesse Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 thank you all also good job melody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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