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Neitsyt Maria Linnunpaskassa (Virgin Mary in Bird Shit)


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First there was a cereal shaped liked a US state. Okay...Then the image of Michael Jackson in a tree stump. And lately, the image of Virgin Mary in a goddamn bird shit?? WTF! Who is stupid enough to fall into that one? A song had to be made of that event.

At the moment the song itself is finished structurally, but I'd like to hear some comments concerning mostly the EQ of the vocal tracks. Do you think the song sounds too muddy? That's what I'd like to know. Be open-minded and take a shot.

http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/135436/NeitsytMariaLinnunpaskassa.mp3

(It was done with a friend; he did 75% of the lyrics and is the other singer [or shouter if you will], I did everything else)

Lyrics (they're finnish):

Verse 1:

Eräänä päivänä koet herätyksen

Enkelit laulaa taustalla ilmestyksen

Jumalainen merkki taivaalta annetaan

Täsmäiskuna auton etuikkunaan

Kertokaa ilosanomaa kaikille

Kutsukaa uutistoimittajat heti paikalle

Päästäkää kansa ihmettä katsomaan

Sisäänpääsy vitosen ja lapset puoleen hintaan

Lusikalla annetaan ja kauhalla vaaditaan

Siinä tuloksena apinaa koijataan

Kuka idiootti matkustaisi katsomaan

Yhtä saatanan linnunpaskaa

Varsinkin kun siinä väitetyssä kuvassa

Olis pelkkä tekopyhä likainen huora

Tee itsellesi palvelus ja osta uusi pää

Ethän nykyisellä edes tee mitään

Chorus:

Neitsyt Maria, linnunpaskassa

Neitsyt Maria, imagonsa raiskattuna

Neitsyt Maria, linnunpaskassa

Neitsyt Maria, pyhyytensä haudattuna

Verse 2:

Hei sinä, joo mä puhun sulle

nyt vittu turpa rullalle ja kuuntelet

et taida pelata täydellä pakalla

ei pyhimyksetkään esiinny missä tahansa

et sä saa mitenkään paskasta konvehtii

etkä voi sen voimalla kerätä kolehtii

jatka vielä vähän, niin mä poltan sun kirkkosi

ihan vaan pelkästään vitutuksen vuoksi

Marian ilmestys toki tuotteistetaan

koko perheelle linnunpaska-t-paidat mukaan

nyt taotaan, pian tää rauta jo viilenee

idioottien virta aikanaan hiljenee

lopulta paljastuu julma tosiasia

linnunpaska olikin siemennestetahra

mut kansaa ei kiinnosta, ne on jo toisaalla

palvomassa perunalastujeesusta

Chorus

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Rough english translation:

Verse 1:

One day you get a wakeup call

The angels are singing on the background of the revelation

A divine sign from the heavens is given

With full force to the windshield of a car

Spread the word of joy to everyone

Invite news reporters to the scene fast

Let the people witness the miracle

The entrance fee is five bucks, kids go half the price

Given with a spoon, demanded with a scoop

As a result the dumb is fooled

Who the hell would travel to see

Just one goddamn birdshit

Especially when in the claimed image

Would only appear a hypocrite, dirty whore

Do yourself a favor and purchase a new head

You're not even using the current one

Chorus:

Virgin Mary, in birdshit

Virgin Mary, her image raped

Virgin Mary, in birdshit

Virgin Mary, her holiness buried

Verse 2:

Hey you, yes I'm talking to you

Now shut the fuck up and listen

I suppose you have a few screws loose

Not even saints appear anywhere

You can't turn shit into chocolate

And ask for a collection based on that

Continue a little longer, and I will torch your church

Just because I'm so pissed off

The appearance of Mary is naturally commercialized

Birdshit -T-shirts for the whole family to go

Now the forging, the iron will cool down soon

The flow of idiots will dry out eventually

Soon a cruel fact is revealed

The birdshit was actually a semen stain

But the people don't care, they are already elsewhere

Worshipping a potato chip Jesus

Chorus

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