Brushfire Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 http://xboxlive.ign.com/articles/107/1079073p1.html So yeah, desperate, socially maladjusted 13 year olds on Xbox Live can now pay to play a game online with a girl. These are some sad days we live in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwaltzvald Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 There are plans to add PlayStation 3, (YOU GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!) Wii, and World of Warcraft support as soon as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BardicKnowledge Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Wow, that's crazy stupid. Meeting girls is as simple as leaving your apartment now and then, not spending even more time on the couch. Also, they said they based their prices off of the cost of buying a girl a drink at a bar. I dunno about you guys, but one drink costs half of what they're charging. Also, at a bar you can actually see and interact with said random girl. Video chat is okay, actually seeing someone will always be better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwaltzvald Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 To put it simply the entire site is nothing more than a small conglomerate of gold diggers. Miners of the feminine variety united in their pursuit of taking money away from quite possibly the easiest source of cash ever. Think about it, $200-$400 consoles and $60 games with the atypical $40 game or two thrown in for variety. Oh no what ever shall they do with the spare money? I KNOW THEY CAN GIVE IT TO WOMEN THEY'LL NEVER LAY THEIR SWEATY MITTS ON; LET ALONE GAZE UPON IN PERSON. Quite disgusting really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noTuX Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 I guess I'll get a part-time job as a fake call girl when it comes out on the PS3 and Wii. I just need pics of a cute girl and some web cam video that can be edited. YEAH!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avaris Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Hahah this is really a great business idea as sad as it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinus Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 I am reminded of this old comic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixto Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Niiice! JACKPOT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoWave Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Hello God? I'd like to file a bug report. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Wait. Are you telling me I could have been making money all this time? Sign me up to be an xbox whore. But no, seriously now. This is ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeting_Gman Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 I'm not sure how any of those ladies will make much money. There is a HUGE catalog of women (and men and animals and Gabe Newell), and it seems there is no criteria for PlayDates, so anyone who wants to sign up apparently is free to do so. I wonder if this is like ChaCha, where you get tiny sums of change that add up with each search request, but then never really make enough to cash out. If I was someone with money to throw away, I'd give it a go and pay someone. Things like this are interesting. I'd pay a bunch of girls and have them temporarily join my clan in an FPS. Yes. Delightful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atmuh Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 ill think ill sign up and report any comical happenings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcana Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 So yeah, desperate, socially maladjusted 13 year olds on Xbox Live can now pay to play a game online with a girl. It costs like $50 an hour $8.25 you get 500 credits, which is enough for one game (400 credits) and a 100 credit tip at the end. An Xbox Live game will last 10 minutes, while a casual Flash game will get you six minutes of face time with your PlayDate..That'll be a lot of stolen credit cards from daddy's wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atmuh Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 oh yeah and thats pretty on par with the price to buy a girl a drink unless youre buying her a bud light or something in which case she has every right to dump it on you since you might as well just get her a glass of water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atmuh Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cottus and Gyes Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Honestly, I'm surprised it took this long for someone to set something up like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollgagh Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 laaaaaaawl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murmeli Walan Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 How lonely and pathetic do you have to be to pay a girl to play Battleship with you for just six minutes? Imagine walking into a bar with a Battleship set and asking the first girl you see to play it with you for 10 bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwaltzvald Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 How lonely and pathetic do you have to be to pay a girl to play Battleship with you for just six minutes? Imagine walking into a bar with a Battleship set and asking the first girl you see to play it with you for 10 bucks. You may have a 50% chance if the bar's known to be ugly or very dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidd Cabbage Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Screw you guys. I'm going on hot dates with babes online. You know you're jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwaltzvald Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Screw you guys. I'm going on hot dates with babes online. You know you're jealous. IBBIAZ: Alright bitch I'm taking you down! "Penelope" on the otherside of the controller: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noTuX Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 "Penelope" on the otherside of the controller: I just spat coffee all over my screen. Thank you for raping my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidd Cabbage Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 hey gurl wat u wearin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atmuh Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Screw you guys. I'm going on hot dates with babes online. You know you're jealous. should have just made it word for word from napoleon dynamite (that was the best line in the movie btw) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeting_Gman Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 The site supposedly wasn't supposed to be public yet, but if it wasn't supposed to be public yet, then why does the main page say they had too much traffic giving proof to them knowing it was open? Is it too early for an April Fools joke? Though I don't think this is one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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