WhiteEagle Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 I used to go by another name but forgot my password and it was easier just to sign up again, I'll go by WhiteEagle now. In any case I'm not a remixer, singer, or even microphone owner and don't have time to become one (trust me, I don't), but was playing Torchlight one time when it first came out and there were so many "A Mysterious Item"s that I started singing a song every time I picked one up. I thought these lyrics would make a fun song if anyone wants to use them in a remix (of any game, any music, though I guess Torchlight would be the most obvious choice). It's meant to just be silly and fun, like a children's song. (In my head, the way I sing is drawn out for the main chorus parts-- "mys-Ter-EEEEEEEE... It's a mys-Ter-EEEEEE... And to YOU and MEEEEEEE.... They're MYS-ter-EEE-ee-EEEs", but any way would be fine) Name is also optional (though "A Mysterious Item" might be good too) -- Mystery It's a mystery And to you and me They're mysteries ("Rapper" next 4 lines) Mysteries in the funky hizza-house When you got a mystery who you call, a'Mickey Mouse? Mickey mouse ain't gonna help you with no mystery There's only one bad mug you can call and that's me! Mysteries You can't call Mickey He's a cartoon mouse Can't come to your funky hiz-ouse ("French chef" next 4 lines) Maybe you will like zis mystery I serve When I want'a satizvaction it's mysteries I lurve Have a big plate o' my tasty mystereez A'made wiz' special dressing, a'garlic and a'cheeze Mysteries Tasty mysteries I would lurve to try One that's by that guy ("Reporter" next lines) And this just in, detectives are still baffled by the mystery of who caused the terrible odor. Sources close to the odor believe it was Col. Mustard in the kitchen with the candlestick, but authorities are studying case files from Scooby Doo and Sherlock Holmes to learn exactly what a mystery is and how to go about solving it. Mysteries Smelly mysteries Don't you wanna be Solving mysteries ("Rapper" next 4 lines) Mysteries over here and over there When you want a mystery where you look, your underwear? If you look there and you find some kinda mystery Ain't nobody gonna wanna help you, even me! Mysteries In your underwear You can solve them all If you spend enough time there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tydin Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Hahaha, I cringed so many times at this! Can't wait for more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Gilliam Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Hahaha, I cringed so many times at this! Can't wait for more ditto. I agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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