Murmeli Walan Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 So that's what Blast Processing really is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleck Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 please tell me I can piss all over sonic's smarmy god damn face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noTuX Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 This will bring about extreme pissing competitions. Bathroom parkour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thylacine Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 So, if these games include global high scores, this is all just going to be one big pissing match, right?Most online scoreboards are. OSNAPIs this not secretly an advertisement for caffinated drinks? How long will anyone be able to play at a time anyway? More caffeine, more playtime.My first thought was, "Wow, Mountain Dew really will be a gamer's drink at the end of the day."Followed shortly by "If they make a porn game out of this, my last shred of hope for humanity will have faded." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friendlyHunter Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 I am much too easily amused by the article's comments. Just hearing about this pisses me off. Sega couldn't bring Virtua Fighter 5R out on consoles, but they have resources to invest in some piss-poor idea like this?Sega, if you think this is going to succeed, urine for a surprise. All this modern mumbo jumbo... what's wrong with traditional piss games, like seeing how far you can nudge the urinal cake, orrr, playing ghostbusters with upto four friends? (don't cross the streams!) Some of the mini-games include erasing graffiti with a hose (with your pee), causing wind to blow under a women's skirt (yes, with pee) It's as if they designed these games solely so they could be parodied by . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarZander Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 I believe SEGA did this only to create a tidalwave of more puns on the internets. I mean, just look at this thread, and also every comment posted in the article. SEGA wants to weaken our minds with too many puns, and then when we're all laughing and pissing all over the place, they STRIKE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damashii!! Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Followed shortly by "If they make a porn game out of this, my last shred of hope for humanity will have faded." well... I mean "blowing a woman's skirt with your pee" definitely sounds like Sega is on the path to corruption. please tell me I can piss all over sonic's smarmy god damn face When I read the article I was mentally crossing my fingers in hopes that Sonic wouldn't be involved with this madness; I still have an ounce of hope in that hedgehog. you guys seem to misunderstand, we wouldn't all be doing it at once, it'd be whenever you went to use the urinal, you'd push the pucks around then, not some epic free-for-all. It was more turn-based strategy than first person pisser. am I supposed to be laughing more at the Article or the comments? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liontamer Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Dunno how... but we need a ReMix album of this game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sefirosu Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 So, if these games include global high scores, this is all just going to be one big pissing match, right? Most online scoreboards are. OSNAP Dunno how... but we need a ReMix album of this game. I support this idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salluz Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relyanCe Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 am i juvenile for laughing hysterically at some of these posts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDragonSoul Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 watching the video i could not stop laughing. my sides hurt now but thumbs up to them for coming up with something so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltree Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Thanks to this thread, I nearly spit out my Dr Pepper all over my monitor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noTuX Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Guitar Hero, anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie's Angel Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 And to think what I might've missed if class hadn't been cancelled for ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Author Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Guitar Hero, anyone? If you manage to beat "Through the Fire and Flames" on expert, you're good. But you really rock if you can beat Jethro Tull's "Thick as a Brick". Look it up and train your bladder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noTuX Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 If you manage to beat "Through the Fire and Flames" on expert, you're good.But you really rock if you can beat Jethro Tull's "Thick as a Brick". Look it up and train your bladder. More like pc muscle training. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friendlyHunter Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 please tell me I can piss all over sonic's smarmy god damn face "You're too slow! You're too slow! Come on, step it up!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salluz Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 "You're too slow! You're too slow! Come on, step it up!" The thread winner award goes to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote-Trickster Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 um... yeah, just take a look http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2011/01/sega-urinal-games/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Strader Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Sega knew we were going to piss on their games anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modus Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 You know if you were rich enough you'd import one and install it in your house/apartment/box. I definitely would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eilios Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Why was I not surprised this was in Japan, and more specifically, Akihabara? That was rhetorical - we all know why. It does seem like a kinda good concept though, challenging gamers to not miss the bowl by putting it in the form of a game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote-Trickster Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I lol'd at the title change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollgagh Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 nah it just got merged with the old thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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