Moseph Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 How come I can make shitty songs and not be famous? Because you never try to do it on Friday and you're a crappy housewife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickomoo Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 The lyrics aren't laugh-out-loud retarded like Friday's, though ("gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal"), nor is the metric flow of the words as bad as in Friday, nor does the subject matter seem vaguely inappropriate to the genre as in Friday. They're Norwegian, too, so there's at least a possibility that they're just not that good with the English language. The people who wrote Friday have no such excuse.... but, oh dear, key changes like that have no business existing. At least Friday has an excuse, what the hell would you expect a 13 year old to sing about, sex, love, or her life experience? Not that I liked it, I only saw the first 10 seconds of Friday >_> But this one... she... I mean the first words of this song just weirded me out. "I'm a little pretty girl trapped in a woman's body" >_< How come I can make shitty songs and not be famous? I heard in Black's interview her parents forked over some sum of money in order to produce and promote Friday. Regardless of everyone thinking it's crap, at least it's professionally produced crap. This Tonje lady... well I hope this wasn't too expensive for her to produce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Strader Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Has she tried being a good housewife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Briggs Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 This Tonje lady... well I hope this wasn't too expensive for her to produce. you're so unimaginably sympathetic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big giant circles Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 I can't help but agree with the core message of this song because I myself do not want to be a crappy housewife. On another note, if I ever meet either of those two dudes in person, I will involuntarily kick them in the face/balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Strader Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 I can't help but agree with the core message of this song because I myself do not want to be a crappy housewife.On another note, if I ever meet either of those two dudes in person, I will involuntarily kick them in the Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erineclipse Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Unholy fuck. This is a musical disease. if it weren't for the visuals, I would have guessed it was a parody video. the key change at 2:45 made me die in my seat laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PROTO·DOME Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Not that I liked it, I only saw the first 10 seconds of Friday >_>Lying is wrong.Just as wrong as your statement about only watching ten seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorax Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Lying is wrong.Just as wrong as your statement about only watching ten seconds. I don't wanna ever have a crappy housewife, because she obviously is one and is trying to overcome her failures by making terrible, terrible songs. Dat ist alles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monobrow Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I aspire to not want to be a crappy housewife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerothemaster Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 That was a rapper which makes this a real song! Dear god, I can rap better in my sleep. With a pillow in my nose. Drowning in a vat of butter. with bacon. I could go into all the reasons its bad (boring chords, god-awful singing, weak soundscape) but why bother? It sucks. AND WHY DOES THIS GET A MILLION VIEWS AND I GET NONE Internet... what to do with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Covenant Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Is it just me or do really bad songs almost always begin with waking up in the morning? Either the person is shown waking up, or the lyrics begin with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteo Xavier Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Why are you bashing this girl again? Was the first round of extremely disturbing and genuinely concerning free-for-all abuse of a young teenage girl by hundreds of thousands of intelligent, seemingly emotionally mature, grown adults just because they could do it and get away with it not enough that you have to vent life's frustrations and sexual inadequacies towards the easiest recent target the internet has ever known again? Listen up America - we have bigger problems to worry about than some girl who can't sing. Put your frustrations into politics and do something about the upcoming problem where we have to choose between a President who barely accomplished shit, if at all, or a rotating list of GOP genuine fuckin' crazy people EACH ONE CRAZIER THAN THE LAST. Bash and vent towards problems that need REAL attention for once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malaki-LEGEND.sys Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 ...or a rotating list of GOP genuine fuckin' crazy people EACH ONE CRAZIER THAN THE LAST. It's Russian Roulette with a loaded gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Covenant Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Listen up America - we have bigger problems to worry about than some girl who can't sing. Put your frustrations into politics and do something about the upcoming problem where we have to choose between a President who barely accomplished shit, if at all, or a rotating list of GOP genuine fuckin' crazy people EACH ONE CRAZIER THAN THE LAST. Bash and vent towards problems that need REAL attention for once. Strong opinions on music and politics are not mutually exclusive. I'm curious, what exactly do you expect "bashing and venting" on an internet forum to do to change our political landscape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorax Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Strong opinions on music and politics are not mutually exclusive. I'm curious, what exactly do you expect "bashing and venting" on an internet forum to do to change our political landscape? You sir, are a genius. EDIT: Thank God for in-browser spell check Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabeel Ansari Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 What irks me is that the drums are directly (and unaltered) from the FL Studio "Basic" template. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skrypnyk Posted October 12, 2011 Author Share Posted October 12, 2011 What irks me is that the drums are directly (and unaltered) from the FL Studio "Basic" template. If that's all that 'irks' you then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabeel Ansari Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 If that's all that 'irks' you then The rest is implied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMT Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 It's like Tommy Wiseau got a sex change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ectogemia Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 It's like Tommy Wiseau got a sex change From demonspawn to hellbeast? Seriously, what infernal plane did he emerge from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabeel Ansari Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Seriously, what infernal plane did he emerge from? America. Don't you know anything Marc? HAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Strader Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 He arose from the toxic garbage heaps of New Jersey as thousands of mutated Snooki monsters danced around and chanted demonically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Less Ashamed Of Self Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 I win the thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qiz-y_QfkaU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ectogemia Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 America.Don't you know anything Marc? HAHAHA Why don't you just keep your stupid comments in your pocket!!?? Ohmigod, that movie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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