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KyleJCrb

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This haiku thing here

It started long long ago

With DKC2

And ever since then

I've chosen to continue

This small tradition

If you don't like it

Feel free to come and stop me

In the Haikudrome!!

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What is this

I don't even know

Want pizza

Do you want pizza?

Kyle I don't think that is a

haiku there buddy

Mirby I do think

that you may be the master

of the haikudrome

Therefore I won't try

to challenge your reign over

us poem peasants

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Yeah, turns out the album was too good for OCR, so they decided they couldn't release it. I've been shopping it around and it looks like it will be picked up by Michael Bay. We'll have to add samples of explosions and moaning women, and rename every song to something stupidly racist, but I think it will be nothing but a major improvement.

As long as you get to include clips of Will Smith shouting "Welcome to Erf!" in every song as a result of this new Bay partnership, I'm okay with this. :-P

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As long as you get to include clips of Will Smith shouting "Welcome to Erf!" in every song as a result of this new Bay partnership, I'm okay with this. :-P

That would be kinda weird since Independence Day was by Roland Emmerich, but I'll pass it by Michael and see what he thinks. He will probably be down with it.

Do you want pizza?

Kyle I don't think that is a

haiku there buddy

A haiku does not

necessarily need to

be in sev'-five-sev'

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Though I often try,

I'll never be able to

Top Geoffrey Taucer's:

"I refuse to write

Any goddamn poetry

So you can suck it."

We are but newbies

To this great game of haikus

Compared to his skill.

Be that as it may,

It is still fun to write these.

Nothing will change that

Let us continue

With poetic excursions

Into this format.

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You guys asked for it.

Obligatory haiku.

Shut up and move on.

This haiku right here

Might just rival Taucer's one

Quite well done, Rexy.

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