Meteo Xavier Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Yes, it's that time of the year again where local aspie and community chamberpot Meteo Xavier makes his own birthday thread in what ultimately amounts to a cacophony of TROLLFACE.JPG! 28 years ago on a frozen night in Kearney Nebraska, Meteo Xavier, the illegitimate son of Robert Moog and Andy Dick, was born in an understaffed hospital by a tree surgeon in an iron lung, who was also in labor. Doctors said I'd either be dead before I turned 15 or grow up brain damaged. Well, I made the right choice! I'm doing this several days early because I'm going out of town for the next few days. It's called "Community Service" and I'll be sleeping in a tent. You know the only time you can legally shoot a whale in Tennessee is from a moving truck? But they sure as shit don't want you doing it anyway.... If anyone's looking for birthday present ideas, I'm out of condoms. Please send some by the 18th so we can start making balloon animals. And finally... CCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EDIT: Some pictures taken out because despite all my attempts, they still came out way too large. Sorry about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocre Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 I'd like to stand up as the first non-Xavier(though very much an Xavier enthusiast) to wish you a happy birthday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteo Xavier Posted March 16, 2012 Author Share Posted March 16, 2012 The one and only! So, in an unusual tradition of receiving game systems I did not ask for, we are now the proud parents of my first Xbox 360. It's actually my wife's old Xbox from Hawaii, but they sent it over and now we're an Xbox family. Weird how that works out. So now I guess I'll be paying attention to Xbox releases and bugging people for recommendations there and on Xbox live arcade or whatever it's called. Now that's a birthday present. Thank you again Ocre! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darangen Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Happy Birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chernabogue Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Happy birthday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Strader Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Lost Odyssey and Blue Dragon. that's it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirby Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Happy birthday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelCityOutlaw Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Happy Birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monobrow Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Happy Birthday. I am sure someone would have made you a thread though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteo Xavier Posted March 16, 2012 Author Share Posted March 16, 2012 If life has taught me nothing else, it's to not expect things like Birthday Threads from people unless I do it myself. Oh shit, yeah, that means I actually have access to Mistwalker and modern Square Enix stuff. I'm kinda scared to get into relatively modern era RPGs though, I just barely got through PS2 era RPGs. I was mostly looking forward to the Xbox Live kinda stuff though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirby Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Happy Birthday. I am sure someone would have made you a thread though If I'd known your birthday was today, and if there wasn't already a thread, I'd probably have made it. I like making birthday threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocre Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 It's Monobrow's birthday too? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PROTO·DOME Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 ...You made your own birthday thread? Isn't that against the rules or whatever? Happy birthday dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halc Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 i made my own birthday thread once. there's worse things you can do. happy birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirby Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 It's Monobrow's birthday too?HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! :3 No, I was quoting Mono to build off of it. D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psychowolf Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Happy birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 If life has taught me nothing else, it's to not expect things like Birthday Threads from people unless I do it myself. Life's lessons learned. Happy birthday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Briggs Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 heppy pepday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gario Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Meteo speaks the truth - that's why he's got me completely beat, in terms of number of birthday threads he has for himself. Oh yeah, and happy birthday, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanized_Angel Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Happy birthday man! (Hope you got my PM lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Rex Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 HAPPAI BIRFDAI. Did I do that right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerothemaster Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 !!!OETOM YADHTRIB YPPAH!!! ...derob yrev ma i read it backwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavos Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Congrats Meteo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteo Xavier Posted March 21, 2012 Author Share Posted March 21, 2012 Back from vacation. Thank you all very graciously for the Birthday Wishes. It's a lot of hard work staying alive these days, and it makes me feel my efforts are worthwhile. Thank you again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackPanther Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Happy born day Meteo Xavier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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