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But, thanksgiving was over a month ago!

Oh, wait... that's right. It's the American one. Just like in everything else, you guys are behind the Canadians once more. Hell, ours goes back about fifty years earlier than yours does.

When are you going to finally switch over to metric and join the rest of the world, anyway?

We're the hyper power. We'll decide when Thanksgiving is. Not you.

As for American standard vs metric, don't fricken' ask me. I've never understood why our government insists on using this nonsensical system.

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Remember to be thankful for...

Turkey,

Football,

Consumer goods,

Geographic displacement and the disruption of lifeways,

Programmed ethnic population decline,

Blankets that had been exposed to smallpox,

Deliberate well and groundwater poisoning,

Other fun white man diseases including typhus, measles, influenza, bubonic plague, mumps, yellow fever, and pertussis.

Let us all remember...

The massacres,

The murder,

The rape,

The sacking,

The enslavement

The countless extincted groups,

The people who died to offer us taco Tuesdays.

And most importantly, let us remember Turduckins, and convenient living.

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Well it's been quite a day. There's been food everywhere, and a lasting amount of beer. I started off by sleeping in. (it felt sooo nice) Played basketball with my little brothers in the afternoon, spent the evening riding quads. Then there was more food.

And my step sisters are telling me to come get more. I'm torn though because my older brother has a full bar going on in his bedroom. Do I eat, or do I graciously accept the whatever-I-want cocktail he's offering me?

So much pressure at these family get togethers..

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Remember to be thankful for...

Turkey,

Football,

Consumer goods,

Geographic displacement and the disruption of lifeways,

Programmed ethnic population decline,

Blankets that had been exposed to smallpox,

Deliberate well and groundwater poisoning,

Other fun white man diseases including typhus, measles, influenza, bubonic plague, mumps, yellow fever, and pertussis.

Let us all remember...

The massacres,

The murder,

The rape,

The sacking,

The enslavement

The countless extincted groups,

The people who died to offer us taco Tuesdays.

And most importantly, let us remember Turduckins, and conenient living.

Cheers! (taco Tuesdays rule!)

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