ReMix: Super Mario Bros. 3 "Swingin' Porno Mix" 1:08

By Dale North, Joshie

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brass duration-short goofy piano swing tempo-moderate timesig-4-4
Arranging the music of one song...

"World 1 Map"

Primary Game: Super Mario Bros. 3 (Nintendo, 1988, NES), music by Koji Kondo

Posted 2001-05-22, evaluated by djpretzel

There's a side to Dale North we all know and love - the side that gives us lush orchestral arranged ReMixes of joy and collaborates with other talented ReMixers on exquisite instrumental pieces. There is also, however, a side that I recently discovered upon reception of this . . . ReMix. It's the side that is so deviantly distorted that it would combine obscene sounds of fornication with the SMB3 soundtrack in a disgusting cesspool of what would surely offend senators and congress-people on BOTH sides of the political spectrum, to which I can only say "cool!". It's short, it's funny, it's worth your time, and I suggest if you are still in high school finding some creative way of getting it played over your school's PA system during lunch. Wait. I didn't say that . . . I wasn't here. You're one sick puppy, Mr. North. Still, with the whole "plumber" thing going on, it makes sense . . . :)


Discussion: Latest 15 comments/reviews; view the complete thread or post your own.
on 2010-11-28 12:20:27

No 'fireworks'? I feel a bit cheated.

on 2010-07-30 10:01:55

Erm...something about this remix is just downright unsettling. I'm not sure if that's good or bad, just...odd.

on 2010-05-03 12:15:28

As far as joke tracks go, this one is ok. Samples could be a bit better. It didn't really swing, and besides the SFX, I didn't really think porno either.

Ah well. A potential Dale North Christmas porno mix? Now we're talking. :-D

Steven McFly Jr
on 2010-04-17 01:52:22

what ... the ... HELL? LOL!

on 2010-02-26 12:28:03

Lewdness aside, however, the music actually sounds quite nice, it's almost a shame that this mix is so short; it makes me wanna hear what this would sound like if it were longer and not as sexually explicit. :-P

Ditto. I think it sounds great, but it's a little.....yeah. Now, I can handle this kind of music. It's okay, but prehaps a longer, clean verison without the sounds would be better for the site. Still, this is always great for a laugh.

Jack Polo
on 2009-12-23 19:23:21

This mix always succeeds in making me feel awkward...

It's a little weird, I don't think I ever would have thought about the happy, bouncy World 1 Map theme as porn groove... now every time I play SMB3, first thing that comes to mind in World 1 is... yup. Need I say more?

Lewdness aside, however, the music actually sounds quite nice, it's almost a shame that this mix is so short; it makes me wanna hear what this would sound like if it were longer and not as sexually explicit. :-P

on 2009-01-29 10:50:31

Best remix ever made.

Blue Hook
on 2006-09-07 07:26:08

ok ill admit its worth a chuckle:D but comon, i mean some artists spend hours creating mixes then somthing like this comes up....

Kind of slack to other artists

But still funny!



on 2006-07-28 20:59:02

more plz

on 2006-03-03 11:48:37

you're sick

on 2006-02-05 05:36:22

well, i think this should be just a joke...

oh by the way, it works, it makes me lough.

it's definitly a new side of OCRemixes


on 2006-02-04 21:50:46

Mama mia. . . .


on 2005-12-23 08:57:29

Hmmm, that was kinda lame, not that I had a problem with the sounds, but one, pron music isn't piano, if you had had a bass, with a bit of poppin and slappin, and through a little wanger distortion and a whammy bar effect in the mix, maybe. Or, maybe Im just mean.

on 2005-12-22 21:41:27

This was pretty disgusting, to say the least. The music was definitely lacking to begin with, and then the sounds were pretty nasty. My only question is - Why? Puerile humor just doesn't amuse me - and this is definitely puerile.

JH Sounds
on 2005-10-18 13:53:42 injection.


Sources Arranged (1 Song)

Primary Game:
Super Mario Bros. 3 (Nintendo, 1988, NES)
Music by Koji Kondo
"World 1 Map"

Tags (7)

Brass, Piano
Time > 4/4 Time Signature
Time > Duration: Short
Time > Tempo: Moderate

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