ReMix: Final Fantasy IV "Rhymes with Elixir" 4:46

By Liontamer, The Scuba Divers

Artist Links
goofy hip-hop lyrics-original rapping singing synth vocals-female vocals-male
Arranging the music of one song...

"Chocobo Chocobo"

Primary Game: Final Fantasy IV (Square, 1991, SNES), music by Nobuo Uematsu
  • Album: Featured on Final Fantasy IV: Echoes of Betrayal, Light of Redemption
  • Posted 2010-03-15, evaluated by the judges panel


    Well, what can one say?

    Okay, I'll try... here we are at OCR01999, on the precipice of a new era, and it's time for some fantastic, polished, absolutely mindblowing musicality and talent!!

    ...INSTEAD, I find myself posting... this :) Ah, but I kid the conveniently-anonymous "Scuba Divers" - their strategic decision to include Liontamer means they can blame any and all faults on his sheer presence, escaping both unnamed and unscathed. Ever wonder what the infamous Chocobo theme would sound like as a hip-hop track with a bunch of gamers taking on the personas of Chocobo, Shiva, Tonberry, and Cactaur, and rapping about "street cred" and "Sucka MCs"? That makes two of us! But part of OCR's unwritten mission statement is to provide answers to questions no one ever dreamed of asking, and in that sense this track is a fundamental and unequivocal success. The submission email sayeth:

    "The concept is a tribute to the classic 'Team Gato', but instead of multiple style, we picked one style and ran with it- there are 4 rappers; in order, they are Chocobo, Shiva, Tonberry, and Cactuar. Yeah Tonberry and Cactaur weren't specifically in FF4, but they are pretty iconic to the series. The changes to the source are modulation to minor, so it sounded more tough, and we also added a lot of extra counterpoint and stuff."

    The counterpoint's good, but it's the "stuff" that really sealed the deal... I'll just jump to the chase and say that the rapping here is whiter than wonderbread, and the overall tone is certainly goofy, but we don't post "joke mixes" that don't at least sound good & have some merit to both arrangement and production. The core concept here of "minorizing" the Chocobo theme, slowing it down, and using it as a bed for a hip-hop track is really rather sound AND well-executed. You've got the female "backup ho" chorus, the T-Pain'd out "on-a-boat" melodic hook, and a corresponding boatload of in-character, contextual rapping that certainly plays with Final Fantasy lore in new and... unexpected ways. Plus, hell, there's a shout out to yours truly, so I gotta love that. "Gato" worked better as a travesty because of the audience interaction, booing, etc., and I did like the variety of switching between styles because it meant that more arrangement concepts could be worked in than otherwise possible. However, the Divers still managed to construct something original, catchy, and destined to invoke the wrath of those who hold even the quirky Chocobo theme sacrosanct and/or hate rapping of any kind and/or dislike the notion of an amusing track on an FF4 album, because all Final Fantasy must be serious business at all times.

    From an objective standpoint, I think the rapping could have been tighter, the cadences a bit more syncopated, and perhaps one additional arrangement concept could have been injected, and I would have been sold just a bit more, but it's still a fun little world unto itself. OA drew some fire for allowing a fairly loose reign on Echoes, and encouraging diversity. Maybe the world would have been better off with a consistent, super-refined, self-similar album of meticulously polished FF4 mixes, but these are well-explored themes already, and I think the breadth and depth in many cases worked as a positive. In either case, they managed to work the word "sublimate" into a rap, and that's an achievement in and of itself. Godspeed, you salty divers!

    djpretzel

    Discussion: Latest 15 comments/reviews; view the complete thread or post your own.
    Black_Doom
    on 2015-08-12 09:55:21

    Tight production, sick lyrics. Mad props for this track! Uh... Well, honestly, I don't have any problems here at all as with all mixes that have lyrics. I really love what guys did here - Chocobo's theme never sounded that unusual! Download it now :)

    42
    on 2010-12-14 22:36:11

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :lmassoff:

    The world needs more music like this. That is all.

    Seriously, this needs to be in your playlist.

    Download this. NOW.

    Sorceror Nobody
    on 2010-05-13 12:29:15

    As soon as I first heard this, I thought "Damn. It's going to be rap." How wrong I was... not about the style, that is, but my assumption that I'd dislike it. It does help that, unlike a lot of "real" (as it were) rap, it's actually got somewhat interesting and meaningful lyrics. FF-themed songs FTW! It's easily one of my favourite tracks on the album (and one that I have some plans for a YouTube video with...). Yo, Chocobo's so hood; this song is very good. Anyone who disagrees is, of course, entitled to their own opinion, but you've convinced me. Good job!

    I am just left wondering... what exactly does rhyme with Elixir?

    OA
    on 2010-05-03 13:51:44

    Elixir? I hardly know her! :

    Elex Synn
    on 2010-04-04 15:18:09

    I personally think the chocobo theme fits perfectly in this song. I love it! :)!!

    ... How on earth did you think of doing this with the theme?

    Nobbynob Littlun
    on 2010-03-27 18:58:28

    I am so glad this didn't get relegated to Overlooked Remixes. This is... amazing. I'm definitely getting an Incredibad vibe here. It's a keeper! :D

    swordofdestiny
    on 2010-03-22 23:47:43

    This mix made my evening, I laughed and probably would listen to it right after Weird Al's White Nerdy.

    Less Ashamed Of Self
    on 2010-03-18 09:36:08

    It really makes you stop and think about what CAN get posted here. Many people strive to get their quality up or their concept accepted but miss the mark. Another broad category of mixes exist with passable quality but don't take themselves seriously enough, these usually get posted at olremix.

    But all this said; the occasional mix pulls a fast one on us.

    I've decided; I'm going to make the most amazing techno remix with unrecognizable sliver sized samples, have it pass, get it posted with flying reviews, and then reveal that the samples were of me taking a shit.

    MessagesFromEarth
    on 2010-03-17 11:56:51

    Apologies, but I thought this was the weak point of an otherwise wonderful album. I enjoy a lot of the silly mixes like Team Gato and that Zelda one of the guy singing about his life in Kakariko Town, but I felt like this one tried too hard. I skip it each time I listen to Echoes. I don't find it musically pleasing and I don't really find it entertaining.

    OA
    on 2010-03-17 10:01:08

    This track is the real deal.

    A-RoN
    on 2010-03-17 00:13:57

    Um, wow. No need to review this because it would be pointless. All I can say is this is exactly what happens when you mix White and Nerdy with the Chocobo Theme. I don't hate it, but I think one listen is enough. I'm gonna go back to listening to DJ Premier instrumentals now.

    Gario
    on 2010-03-16 15:13:35

    Just letting you know, Liontamer and crew, that this is one of my favorite tracks on the album, hands down. It's surprisingly well done, even with the appropriately dubbed "Whiter than Wonderbread" rapping (actually, it wouldn't have worked as well if it was anything else, imho)...

    Yeah, if anyone gives you flack for this screw em' - we need more mixes like this one on here, lol.

    Level 99
    on 2010-03-15 23:32:59
    Woot! Wet Blanket!

    Should I be less serious? Kinda. OCR needs all the positive attention they can get, but when one of the most discussed and widely praised songs on the site's frontpage is this piece of crap... well.... Fine! Be that way! I still get to be an opinion. As long as my blanket isn't infused with smallpox I'll be okay with being the lone voice of dissent.

    No, FF tracks don't have to be serious all the time. Tracks don't have to be serious all the time if they are good. I said, Team Gato was fantastic and I loved the hell out of a bunch of the other "Joke" tracks. ROBOVoice was another great one. Oh and I forgot about the Black Market. In order to get praise you should either be GOOD -or- SERIOUS (and good enough for the minimum submission standards.) This is neither. It's trying to be both campy and Indi. Sorry, but OCR doesn't really seem like the place to be both poorly constructed and not taking anything serious.

    Honestly though, why does anyone care about some guy with a low post count who doesn't seem plugged into the community. Continue to fap eachother off and have a laugh, and I'll take my wet blanket and give an objective opinion about the track. Objective meaning "Not involved with it other than as that of the listener."

    Oh and RE: OLR. Driivin in a Tooyyoooooota. I love that stuff, but... not here.

    /me ducks and goes back to hiding, using his wet blanket to give a +1 deflection bonus against flame attacks.

    Well, you're definitely entitled to your opinion, mr. blanket. In fact I think one of the positive points about something like this is how it can polarize people. Some see it as sheer camp, other's can abhor its existence. In either case, you gave it a listen, and in the end, I guess that's what music intended to be: listened to.

    Now, if you'll excuse me...

    *fap fap fap*

    Master_Yoshi
    on 2010-03-15 23:25:40

    Woot! Wet Blanket!

    Should I be less serious? Kinda. OCR needs all the positive attention they can get, but when one of the most discussed and widely praised songs on the site's frontpage is this piece of crap... well.... Fine! Be that way! I still get to be an opinion. As long as my blanket isn't infused with smallpox I'll be okay with being the lone voice of dissent.

    No, FF tracks don't have to be serious all the time. Tracks don't have to be serious all the time if they are good. I said, Team Gato was fantastic and I loved the hell out of a bunch of the other "Joke" tracks. ROBOVoice was another great one. Oh and I forgot about the Black Market. In order to get praise you should either be GOOD -or- SERIOUS (and good enough for the minimum submission standards.) This is neither. It's trying to be both campy and Indi. Sorry, but OCR doesn't really seem like the place to be both poorly constructed and not taking anything serious.

    Honestly though, why does anyone care about some guy with a low post count who doesn't seem plugged into the community. Continue to fap eachother off and have a laugh, and I'll take my wet blanket and give an objective opinion about the track. Objective meaning "Not involved with it other than as that of the listener."

    Oh and RE: OLR. Driivin in a Tooyyoooooota. I love that stuff, but... not here.

    /me ducks and goes back to hiding, using his wet blanket to give a +1 deflection bonus against flame attacks.

    abg
    on 2010-03-15 22:39:44

    ROBOVoice, Team Gato, and now Rhymes With Elixer, are clearly the best remixes of all time!

    Sources Arranged (1 Song)


    Primary Game:
    Final Fantasy IV (Square, 1991, SNES)
    Music by Nobuo Uematsu
    Songs:
    "Chocobo Chocobo"

    Tags (8)


    Genre:
    Hip Hop
    Mood:
    Goofy
    Instrumentation:
    Rapping, Singing, Synth, Vocals: Female, Vocals: Male
    Additional:
    Lyrics > Lyrics: Original

    File Information


    Name:
    Final_Fantasy_4_Rhymes_with_Elixir_OC_ReMix.mp3
    Size:
    8,108,999 bytes
    MD5:
    7c0a8e8dcb700a8040624e27afe09c79
    Bitrate:
    225Kbps
    Duration:
    4:46

    Announcer (Liontamer):

    Ladies and gentlemen, due to an issue with their private airship, Team Gato is unfortunately unable to perform here tonight at the Blue Planet. Instead (we are not refunding your gil), we hope you enjoy...the music stylings of...The Scuba Divers!

    Chocobo:

    No introduction needed, heh, y'all know me
    Even G's in their 30's can't seem to outgrow me.
    Rockin' mimmit greens and chill, sippin' on potion
    Bustin' phat gold rhymes, take you across the ocean.

    Every title that I'm in gets a new kind of class
    You think these games went platinum 'cuz of Tidus and his whiny ass? (Tidus: I hate you, dad!)
    Everyone be beggin' for me up in their mix
    I got more guest spots than even Ludacris.

    OG to the core, you'll never see me stressin'
    Album sales through the roof; record gains, the direction.
    Sucka MCs buried at my discretion
    And the shawties hangin' 'round, I just make my selection.

    From Babil to Fabul, I keep the rhymes comin'
    But when Baron regulates, suckas all go runnin'
    But you know I'm standin' tall, no matter what they got equipped
    'Cuz I'm rollin' posse deep, even though I'm on a solo tip

    [Chorus]

    Chocobo, Chocobo, you're so fine
    You've got more bling than all of those guys
    Yo, Chocobo's so hood
    This song is very good

    Chocobo, Chocobo, you're so fine
    You've got more bling than all of those guys
    Yo, Chocobo's so hood
    This song is very good

    Yo, this bridge goes out to the one and only djpretzel
    And I gotta give props to the sexy women
    Yo, Shiva, break it down, and tell 'em how you livin'

    Shiva:

    OK, boys, let's turn the temperature down.
    I'm the queen of the North, the coldest woman around.
    Fools are frozen solid, leavin' no trace,
    Don't even think for a second I'm only ribbons and lace

    You think you can fight me, you don't stand a chance
    Gonna bury you, sucka, I'll drop an avalanche
    As slippery as ice, and as brilliant as snow
    My rhymes are so slick, there's just no stoppin' the flow

    My body refined in a sub-zero climate
    But my beauty isn't something you can imitate
    You think you can own, but I'm the dominate
    I'm so hot, you won't melt, you're gonna sublimate

    All the heroes be showin' nothing but lust
    'Cuz my bling be glitterin' like diamond dust
    And all the other ladies just can't seem to suffice
    'Cuz there's just no comparin' to this mistress of ice.

    [Chorus]

    Tonberry:


    (Awww, yea!)
    In the cold, dark shadows, yea, that's where I live,
    And if your party runs up on me, they'll be tastin' my shiv,
    So if we ever cross paths, best be usin' your brain,
    'Cuz this is TONBERRY, fool, and I'm the real T-Pain.
    (me me me me)

    Cactuar:

    You'd better not blink since I move so fast
    Don't ever be dissin' me, I'll bust a thousand caps;
    My needles are tiny, but they're my only attack
    So thugged out with street cred, my power's at max

    [Chorus]

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