Song: "Sloprano"

From Conker's Bad Fur Day (Rare, 2001, N64)

Type Unknown, AKA Chucky Poo's Lament

Music by Robin Beanland

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Robin Beanland
Nintendo 64

  • Name: Conker's Bad Fur Day "Sloprano"
  • OST Name: Sloprano
  • Aliases: Chucky Poo's Lament



Me me me me meeeeeee

I am the great mighty poo
And im going to throw my shit at you
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little twat

Do you really think you'll survive in here
You don't seem to know which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear
How'd you think i keep this lovely grin(ting)
(Have some more caviar)

Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like a niggly tiggly shitty little tag nut
When I knock you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt
(Your butt?)
Yes my butt
(Your butt?)
That's right my butt
MY BUTT!!!!!

(flush noise)
Ah, you cursed squirrel, look what you've done!
I'm flushing, I'm flushing
Oh what a world what a world
Who'd thought a good little squirrel like you could destroy my beautiful claginess
Oh I'm going awwww noooooo arrghhhhhhhhhhh

(Now that's what i call a bowel movement!)
(Fart noises)