ReMix:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time "Pizza in the Van" 4:06

[Chorus]
I do what I do when I need to have fun
I do what I do when they draw that gun,
like a megaton runnin' over everyone

Chidi Enyia (Donatello):

whether chilling in the lab, equation, pen, and a pad
meditate on the universe down to an atomic mass
to diss me would be crass, opposition comes in last
yeah, we straight from the sewer, but ya'll ninjas is trash

you gotta be out ya mind tryin' to mess with the team
a warrior keeps it chill, calm, and serene
'til a villain pops up in a civilian's path
and I step in and play whack-a-mole with my bo staff

late night heroes; bright lights of the city
cruisin' in that turtle van and I got the whole crew wit me
lasers on the roof, computers in the back
hooked up by yours truly
shredder, where you at

divide the pie, subtract the wack
add the fact that we hold it down
in every city on the map
multiply by the brainpower I possess
that's a recipe for success
yes

[Chorus]

Samara Smith (April O'Neil):

you know this face, you've seen it on the tizzoo
reporting on the issues, the saga continues
there's a whole slew'a people chasin' after me
further than the eye can see, it runs in the family

blockin' and knockin' these haters out with my clique
all we need is some kicks, 'cuz we dos it like this
shower you with our turtle power, any given day, any given hour
Foot ninja wanna start some drama? Leo, go to work with your katana

(watch him) slice it and dice it up, tell your homeboys "better beware"
(here comes) Michelangelo with his 'chucks
send you runnin' straight back to your lair (oo-o-o-ooohhh)

join on up with Donny and Raph
take a little ride, we're headin' out south
on the red line or on the Dan Ryan
won't you step up?
don't make us have to go off. don't make this harder than it has to be.
take us to your leader, we gon' shred him like he wants to be!

[Chorus]

Dave Walwark (Raphael):

I dominate the landscape from video games to fame,
across the range of America; the Great Plains
The Chicago sewers got less rats than back home,
what would you do if you lived under the thrones?

yeah, I had to move, 'cuz the groove was lost in New York,
the Foot soldiers are dorks, so I moved and got a new sport
and now I'm stainin' MILFs on the magnificent mile, extra deep dish style
but once in a while I recall

giant balls falling down stairs
but I ain't scared
I got my ninja powers and I'm always prepared
don't stare, I might be a little green
but you'll be envious of my fighting machine skills

pills I never pop, I keep my body hot,
I can cold cock any robot on the block
stop the presses, my bros are swinging by in the van
it's pizza time, so pork rinds? lay low or scram.

Splinter:

[Spoken]
The path that leads to what we truly desire is long and difficult.
But only by following that path do we achieve our goal.
(Pizza Time!)

[Chorus]

roqsteady (Bebop):

red Chucks on, nose rang swanky,
purple mohawk with some shades for the framin'
Ben's in my frame and thieves for the Franklin,
call steady Roq, hit the block and the bank an'...

unlike the braid, these grenades is a statement
to blow a few holes in my foes, leave 'em stankin'
moves in arrangement, hooves hit the pavement,
Clan in the van, crew armed, and we dangerous

swerve through the lanes and gotta start gunnin'
cops on our ass, through the roof start bustin'
start puffin', mash on the gas as I
ash on the dash, bouncin' bombs off the glass

clink from the scraps made it sound like a wrap,
sweat on my horn, dabbed it off with a scrap
turned to my right, all I heard was a tap,
a sai in my grill, green toes in my lap

(Cowabunga!)