Single Status Update
Okay, fine! Any of you want to know the horrible truth? I registered here when I was 9 years old, I kept asking for release dates out of some strange form of auditory avarice, and I don't fit in anywhere on the internet! Dozens of you kept pushing, and now you all know! This'll be the last time I ever log onto this account, and you can all just carry on like none of what I said happened!