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The Smitchens

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  1. Although the DDR pad was mentioned you forgot its predecessor: THE POWER PAD.

    My neighbor had one of those and it NEVER. FUCKING. WORKED.

    Not to mention you look like a douche trying to play Mega Man 4 by stomping on a giant plastic button that doesn't do anything. It was better off as a cat toy.

    Why would you want to play a game like Mega Man with anything other than a controller anyway?

  2. I think the last MMO I played was Diablo 2 way back in high school. I dunno. I did enjoy a lot of aspects about FFXIII, but I thought it was an obvious surpassing of graphics in lieu of game play. I really liked how in the more open areas they gave it a grand feeling of nature with animals running around and what have you, but the almost total absence of civilization? That really killed a lot of it for me. Regretfully I don't see that changing any time soon. I find they spend too much time trying to make it look prettier than other games.

    What I think they ought do is look at the more monumental games in the franchise and consider what they'd done right with them. I mean. Christ. The demand to remake FFVII alone should be a clue enough on where to look.

  3. I had a good friend named Jason growing up, he was black.

    One winter he saved us kids during a blizzard when we got caught in an alley and the hillside was covered with sharp ice. Used a screwdriver to climb out of it, we were just tiny kids.

    At a different time he threw curb dirt full of cigarette butts in my eyes, so I dunno.

    Maybe he felt you should've done something more for the whole ice thing. And if you consider guys that throw dirt and cigarette butts in your eyes good friends, then I'm curious what you consider an enemy.

  4. I dunno. Briggs is fine, but Bens and Benjamins always raise an eyebrow for me. Probably because all the Bens I went to school with were weird douches so the name is forever tainted for me. That being said I plan on naming all of my daughters Ben.

    But hey. In a vain attempt to turn this around so the spotlight is on me. I get a lot of compliments on my name. I mean just look at it.

  5. "This whole town, it's really a giant spaceship!"

    "I am sober." "That would explain you weirding me out."

    "What is this place?" "It's a boat. It's like a car, but goes on water."

    In its most tender moments, SHSM can be very sincere, but for the most part, the script is rather catty.

    I haven't seen a script that well written since the days of Jill Sandwiches.

  6. Eh. If you're new to it then you're probably not going to notice much of a difference either way. Personally I haven't got any experience with either of the pieces of hardware you speak of, though I do have some Line 6 equipment. I'm gonna put my neck on the line and suggest that you'd probably do just fine with either one, but it's not exactly impossible to find the Toneport online, so I'm apt to recommend sticking with what you initially planned on getting. The quality of the sound is the main thing in question and Line 6 has become a household name with DI recording. I know nothing of Vox's expertise on that subject and honestly didn't even know they had interfaces. Have you checked youtube at least for videos displaying the use of these products?

    And you can always put it into abstract perspectives. For example: Worst case scenario you buy the Vox and think to yourself "shoulda done what I originally planned on doing."

  7. My general writing processes in general can be summed with a whole lot of push this, pluck that, and hope for the best.

    I write everything in sheet music and throw that into a sheet music program. I regretfully am in a love/hate relationship with GuitarPro to solve these needs. I then export a midi and import that into FL where I use plugins out the wazoo and make all percussion and instruments sound less like crappy midis. At least that's what I do for all percussion and synths.

    And you don't want my advice on mixing. Best be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt sort of thing (assuming I haven't already done that).

  8. Is it just me or do they look like they have no business being in the neighborhood this was recorded in? Are we to assume this music has made them millions? I wonder what their parents think about their tasteful hair styles and tattoo decisions that surely won't see the light of regret for decades to come.

  9. I looked through some of the already available options and didn't see this one anywhere. How about it? Vectorman.

    vectorman.gif?t=1288574200

    LT: Contrast on it is kind of low. Pass for now.

  10. Right-o. A few weeks ago I had my wisdom teeth pulled (plus a molar). So I wrote this song during the healing process and I would be honored if any of you lot would listen and mercilessly critique it to no end.

    http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=9799024

    And here are the lyrics for those of you that like to sing along.

    I have named my enemy

    It's Butterworth

    Her head atop the finest pancakes

    With sweet entrails seeping over the plate

    Gripping her hair I lift up to feast

    Her soul is as sweet as the nectar in her veins

    A butter knife swings downward

    Like a guillotine and off pops her head

    Ow. My teeth hurt

    I had to have them removed

    Because of Mrs. Butterworth

    I probably shouldn't be doing this

    Because it hurts

    Damn you, Mrs. Butterworth

    I need you are to make a stack of flapjacks (I need a big stack of flapjacks)

    I need flapjacks right now

    I'm not talking about no corn cakes (I'm not talking about corn cakes)

    Extra butter

    Combine pancake mix and water in a bowl

    And stir until large lumps disappear

    For thicker pancakes add a little more mix

    For thinner pancakes add a little more water

    Are to biscuit (I need flapjacks)

    And then you cut them with mouth arrrrr (with wheat)

    Flapjack flapjack flapjack flapjack

    I need flapjack yeah.

    Flapjack flapjack flapjack flapjack

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