Modern Rock Sucks (And Why) - Static Reduction

[James_The_Composer]

Thanks for listening. =)

Youtube:

YouTube - Static Reduction - Why Modern Alternative Rock Sucks (Shinedown, Creed)

SoundClick:

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=978157&songID=8188622

At a very young age I got in an accident with the word "der",

I should really be cleaning toilets, but why I'm here I'm not sure,

I can't really play guitar actually, they just gave me a prop,

but if I use my magical imagination I just don't want to stop.

I'm not really sure where the sound comes from, but I think it comes from --- god,

they told me that the drummer is an alien, a alien cyborg from outer space

Oh why,

do people listen to my crappy,

music when they know it sucks,

Oh why,

don't people know,

that there is better music out there

and why can't they give me chord progressions like

this one here it's frickin sweet

I'm pretty sure America is smart enough for beauty in artwork

But no!

Tell my mother, tell my father, I tried the best to change,

I'm sorry about all my crappy music,

I know that it sucks

I would fix it, but I don't know how

to play the guitar,

If I knew math and was smarter,

then maybe I could start

<short bridge>

Tell my mother, tell my father, I tried the best I could,

Sorry about my crappy music,

I know that it sucks

Also tell them, if you see them

I need some extra cash,

seriously I'm dying here,

They own everything...

[Pope]

oh, I get it now