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  1. That's not fucking Outland. That's fucking Auir.

    ROFL.....looking like aiur...or damnm planet CHAR! i don't care...those areas look awesome...fit in the story (somehow) and i ain't complaining...can't wait to take my flying mount for a spin in that awesome area

    indeed...the expansion would get old if it all looked like durotar...that annoying red ground

  2. We have returned from Day 1 of Otakon, and I have to say... the panel was a real disappointment. The 10AM slot was terrible! Not a single person came :( See for yourself:

    ocremixpanel.jpg

    AHAHAHAHAHA just kidding!!! The OCR panel we did went better than I think any of us could have dreamed of, some very small minor technical issues aside. We were seriously expecting on the order of 10-20 people, but we got WELL over ten times that many - I'd say at least 300. The room (which was enormous) was packed, and everyone was really into it. The meetup that followed was a blast, too. You can see more pics at the VGDJ action shot photo album and we'll be sure to have more after tomorrow.

    Anyway, we're shooting to release the show around Monday evening, since this is gonna be a larger show - but trust me, it'll be worth it. ;)

    wow thats awesome!

  3. well...falling in the void will have to be something dumb....but i hope that thing where you get dismounted when dazed or slowed in some cases is removed...i woukld hate to find ppl ambushing you in mid-air and making yoiu fall in the void just for the heck of it

  4. Oh yeah, it's funny to only point out the advantages of the otehr faction.

    You will realise that the alliance is just as annoying as horde...

    Just the racial spells. With the exception of fear ward, our priest spells suck. "OMG reduce ranged attack damage by 15!"

    Draining life and reducing foes damage as you reduce their attack power. Now there is a spell.

    You also forget that the shammy can dish out DPS 10 times better than a pally.

    And racial abilities: I can stop bleeding vs I can stop fear. I'll take number 2.

    I can detect rogues VS I can stun everyone around, I'll take 2

    I can escape a trap VS I can attack faster, I'll take 2...

    See what I did there? The best hunter now is a troll marksmanship hunter. +5 to bows and a second "rapid shot".

    The best rogues are undead or orc.

    Best mage is troll

    Best shadow priest is UD...

    The list can go on. We have the pally, you have a hell of a lot more you don't see.

    You're either stupid, or an Alliance retard trying to get a viewpoint: "OMG WE'RE NOT OVERPOWERED IN PVE AT THIS POINT IN TIME NO-SIR THAT FREE 36 MANA EVERY 5 SECONDS AND 59 MANA EVERYTIME YOU WAND, AS WELL AS DPS BEING ABLE TO GO HARDER AND TANK TRANSITIONS THREE TIMES EAISER DOESN'T MAKE IT EASIER VOTE FOR ME IN '07!"

    First of all, like any good troll, you forgot to notice I listed abilities only, and only in a PvE aspect. Congratulations, since you were talking in a PvP aspect (which sounds like you suck at, considering you think Alliance's racials aren't good at all), so your entire post was a moot point. Grats!

    Go back to making music.

    If you pick two abilities and compare them even when they are in no way oriented for the same thing, you are sure to find imbalance.

    I mean, hammer of wrath is much weaker than chain lightning.

    However, blessing of wisdom is better than mana tide totem... except it does the job a lot quicker...

    Your comparison are weak, mine were a parody. You responded seriously, I laughed.

    harsh

  5. DISCLAIMER: this is not mine, I stole it from somewhere on the WoW forums awile back.

    Anyone ever notice how the Night Elves, when faced with important, world-changing decisions, INEVITABLY make the wrong ones? If it weren't for Night Elves and their screwups, I'd be inclined to think Azeroth in general would be a much nicer place.

    Mistake 1: Destroying the Scepter of the Shifting Sands

    Bronze Dragonflight: "Now that we've finally sealed away the nemesis of all Azeroth, here's a scepter should you need to break the seal and fight them again."

    Fandral: "WAAAHH!"

    *breaks scepter*

    Bronze Dragonflight: "You dumb f*cker."

    Mistake 2: Destroying the Well of Eternity

    Queen Azshara: "Blahaharrrgh, I'm addicted to magic!"

    Night Elves: "Well I guess that's cool."

    Queen Azshara: "Blahahaharrrgh, I'm summoning demons!"

    Night Elves: "Ok, that's not so cool."

    *Bigass War!*

    Malfurion: "I've got an idea! Let's blow up the world!"

    Tyrande: "Come on, that's your solution to everything."

    Malfurion: "No it's not! By the way, hold this."

    Tyrande: "Hey, this looks like a-"

    KABLOOIE

    Tyrande: "...dammit, Malfurion."

    Mistake 3: Recreating the Well of Eternity, Then Leaving It There and Falling Asleep

    Illidan: "Hey guys, now that we just got done blowing THAT up, I just made a new one!"

    Night Elves: "You stupid f*cker."

    Malfurion: "Illidan, you're under arrest for playing the devil rock music."

    Illidan: "How wude!"

    *SLAMMER'D!*

    Malfurion: "Anyway, let's just plant a tree over top of this sucker and call it a day."

    Tyrande: "Uh, what do you want us women to do, Mal honey?"

    Malfurion: "You all stay awake and keep the stove warm in case we're hungry when we wake up. Oh, and don't go running off having fun with your friends or anything, I want you in the kitchen where you belong."

    Tyrande: "But-"

    Malfurion: "zzzzzzzzzzzz"

    Tyrande: "Dammit."

    Mistake 4: Staying Asleep

    Orcs: "FOR THE HORDE! And also the Burning Legion!"

    Night Elves: "zzzzzzzzz"

    Undead: "For the lich king! Also, again, the Burning Legion!"

    Night Elves: "zzzzzzSNRKzzzzz"

    Mistake 5: Picking a Fight with the Orcs

    Night Elves: "WTF?! Orcs cutting down our trees? Gettem!"

    Cenarius: "I'LL take the case!"

    *PWNT*

    Night Elves: "WTF!!"

    Grom Hellscream: [Orcish] kek

    Mistake 6: Releasing Illidan

    Tyrande: "We need help, gotta wake the druids up. Oh hey, Illidan! I'm sure 10,000 years of confinement has only rehabilitated him."

    Illidan: "GROWLowlorarrrr"

    Tyrande: "...although I could be wrong."

    Illidan: "OOGHRARGHghhh!" *runs off*

    Mistake 7: Blowing up the World, AGAIN

    Medivh: "Quit fighting you nubs! Archimonde is coming!"

    Night Elves: "Oh crap you're right. Too late now!"

    Archimonde: "Bwahahahaha!"

    Malfurion: "Hey, I've got an idea!"

    Everyone: *groans*

    KABLOOIE

    Mistake 8: Stopping Illidan from killing the Lich King

    Malfurion: "OMG! Illidan's doing something crazy to Northrend! Gotta stop him!"

    Maiev: "I'm kookoo for catching Illidan!" *trips Tyrande*

    Tyrande: "Aiiee!" *falls into river*

    Malfurion and Illidan: "I'LL take the case!"

    *rescue*

    Illidan: "So you see, I was trying to DESTROY THE MOST POWERFUL EVIL BEING IN AZEROTH."

    Malfurion: "Oh, uh..... my bad."

    Mistake 9: Building a new World Tree

    Fandral: "Man, I miss immortality. Let's make a new world tree!"

    Malfurion: "I don't think that's a good-"

    Fandral: "STFU nub."

    *WORLD TREE'D!*

    Fandral: "See? This place is great."

    Malfurion: "I dunno, it smells kinda bad... and I think I just stepped in some ooze."

    Fandral: "Yeah? Well if you don't like it, why don't you go get lost in the Emerald Dream for a few years?!"

    Malfurion: "You know what?! I think I will!" *gets lost in the Emerald Dream*

    Night Elves: *facepalm*

    Rest of Alliance: "Remind me why we put up with these guys?"

    Bronze Dragonflight: "Because you're all a bunch of dumb f*ckers."

    Mistake: Trusting Arthas

    Illidan: No one understands me. I'll show them I'm not addicted to magic. I can quit anytime I want. Just as soon as I get done crawling in my skin.

    Arthas: Hi, I'm evil.

    Illidan: Yar, we fight now!

    Arthas: Hey, you're pretty good at this. I'm totally not holding back and flattering you or anything.

    Illidan: You're right, I am pretty awesome.

    Arthas: You know what would make you even more awesome? Consuming the powers of that there demonic artifact.

    Illidan: Brilliant idea! I'm glad I thought of it.

    Arthas: Oh, and when you get done with that, kill that Dreadlord what's responsible for keeping my boss, the Lich King, from getting out from under Kil'Jaeden's thumb.

    Illidan: Sure thing buddy.

    *Illidan takes skull, and transforms into a big friggen demon*

    Illidan: Sweet!

    Tichondrius: WTF HAX?

    Illidan: Yar! I kill you!

    Tichondrius: Blarg! I are dead!

    Illidan: Yay! Now that I've turned myself into a big friggen demon, and killed this other big friggen demon, I've proved that I'm not demonic at all.

    Tyrande: You stupid !&$%er.

    Malfurion: GTFO!

    Illidan: No one understands me!

    Mistake: Trusting Kil'Jaeden

    Kil'Jaeden: I'm hella pissed that you screwed us over.

    Illidan: Oh noes!

    Kil'Jaeden: But if you destroy the Lich King, we're cool. I'll also give you your heart's desire.

    Illidan: Sweet! I'm just gonna assume that you mean magic, because Kil'Jaeden the deciever would never say anything that has a double meaning which will screw me over later.

    Mistake: Hiding from from Kil'Jaeden in Outland

    Illidan: Oh snap, I failed to kill the Lich King. If Kil'Jaeden finds me, I'm gonna get omgwtfpwned! I'd better hide. To do this, I shall flee from Azeroth, to which he has no access except by being summoned by absurdly powerful magics, the likes of which can only be cast by those who don't like him anyway, and instead going to Outland, which is basically his backyard.

    Blood Elves and Naga: You are so smart!

    Illidan: You understand me! Now lets beat up one of Kil'Jaeden's lieutenants and take over his fief. Kil'Jaeden will never be the wiser!

    Magtheridon: WTF? Ow.

    Illidan: Who da man? I da man!

    Kil'Jaeden: No, I da man!

    Illidan: Oh snap!

    Kil'Jaeden: You're an idiot. Now get back to work.

    Supplimentary Mistake: Leaving Illidan without adult supervision. Twice.

    what was that about horde being evil and wrong?

    i roflmaoed.....

  6. Orcs:

    Settled into Night Elf Lands, cutting down their forests, killing their demi-god.

    Still mostly controlled by Shadow Council which LIKED demonic possession.

    STILL laying siege to Redridge, like, from the Second War.

    Building bases uncomfortably close to Alliance areas, see Gromgol, Stonard, and Black Fathom Deeps.

    Feel no remorse or pity for the slaughter during the blood curse.

    Claim to only want peace and fight in defense, but love to battle.

    Forsaken:

    Judge alliance by a non-member of the alliance (Scarlet Monastery)

    Actively seeking to poison mankind for no real reason.

    Sought NO parley with the humans, just decided to be the Scourge with minds of their own.

    Are relentlessly goth. (See low level Undead quest to gather Gloomweed. Herbalist turn-in NPC identifies them as daisies.)

    Work openly with demons that want to destroy the world.

    Work openly to poison non-humans too.

    Are just giant dicks to begin with.

    Trolls:

    Most populus race in Azeroth, but has NEVER made an attempt to be at peace unless placed in great debt by an overwhemlingly powerful group.

    Are even more giant dicks than the Forsaken, acting like its their victim's fault they can't regenerate the wounds inflicted by the Trolls.

    No real redeeming qualities at all really.

    Tauren:

    Not too bad. Don't know why they're Druids really.

    Oh wait, chastise Dwarves for being industrial, yet they ally with the Orcs who employ Goblins, and even have mining trainers and start with guns, and even the Night Elves aren't THAT hypocritical.

    I'd list the Alliance's greivances too, but nobody would listen to me then because I'd be looking at a debate equally from both sides. Someone react like I'm a troll and counter me, k?

    know your lore before posting this kind of stuff lol

  7. Don't call ME out. I'm just repeating what Blizzard said.

    But frankly, I have faith in them. WoW is the most finely detailed and balanced MMO I have ever played.

    Im not trying to attack you, just those fools Tigole and Furor.

    but after patch 1.11, where Blizzard CMs (the European ones of course, Eyonix is a worthless piece of trash who took an insult from a single forum troll as an excuse to communicate with us even less) said that the developers never got our mountains of feedback and suggestions, and we recieved a buff to elemental, a nerf to enhancement, a small buff to resto, and zilch for our totems, while watching druids get their innervate made trainable while our inferior mana tide remained at 31 points got me pissed. then eyonix said that they weren't really done with us and that there would be more coming in 1.12. more meaning the nerf to WF totem because horde raiding and shaman PvE is so awesome and way too powerful. the only reason that this nerf didn't survive was the massive outcry from horde and alliance who saw the existing imbalance being made even worse. so after our review, shaman and horde issues were not addressed at all. so what does blizzard do? fix the raid imbalance by giving horde paladins, and completly screw over every raiding shaman in the process. the only thing we're good for is bringing 1 or maybe 2 along to soak up loot and drop WF totem for the melee groups. gg

    cmon...thats not true....i rolled a shaman as my first char and he was pretty decent..joined zircons guild and all and he raided without many problems

    i think having pallys alog with shammys will be a pretty good thing...not unbalanced...sure some spots will have to be givn to the newcomers..but hey i think it will be a new experience that will be quite enjoyable....blizz won't let us down...wow is the friken best MMO ever...stop dumping on blizz...sure they make mistakes and screw up sometimes...but they fix most of their mistakes relatively quickly...i'm sure they'll make it work

    name something unique that a shaman brings to the raid. name something that makes a shaman a better choice for a raid slot over a paladin. bliz has screwed shaman over 3 times in a row now, and show no intention of slowing down.

    shamans have their totems...and thats a LOT..imagine...nefa or rag fight with not only FR totem helping but also fire res aura...that would help a lot...shamans and pallys will make good combos, also this will only come up in the expansion ALONG with major class changes for ALL the classes...after this great series of change..i'm sure the results will please us all

  8. Don't call ME out. I'm just repeating what Blizzard said.

    But frankly, I have faith in them. WoW is the most finely detailed and balanced MMO I have ever played.

    Im not trying to attack you, just those fools Tigole and Furor.

    but after patch 1.11, where Blizzard CMs (the European ones of course, Eyonix is a worthless piece of trash who took an insult from a single forum troll as an excuse to communicate with us even less) said that the developers never got our mountains of feedback and suggestions, and we recieved a buff to elemental, a nerf to enhancement, a small buff to resto, and zilch for our totems, while watching druids get their innervate made trainable while our inferior mana tide remained at 31 points got me pissed. then eyonix said that they weren't really done with us and that there would be more coming in 1.12. more meaning the nerf to WF totem because horde raiding and shaman PvE is so awesome and way too powerful. the only reason that this nerf didn't survive was the massive outcry from horde and alliance who saw the existing imbalance being made even worse. so after our review, shaman and horde issues were not addressed at all. so what does blizzard do? fix the raid imbalance by giving horde paladins, and completly screw over every raiding shaman in the process. the only thing we're good for is bringing 1 or maybe 2 along to soak up loot and drop WF totem for the melee groups. gg

    cmon...thats not true....i rolled a shaman as my first char and he was pretty decent..joined zircons guild and all and he raided without many problems

    i think having pallys alog with shammys will be a pretty good thing...not unbalanced...sure some spots will have to be givn to the newcomers..but hey i think it will be a new experience that will be quite enjoyable....blizz won't let us down...wow is the friken best MMO ever...stop dumping on blizz...sure they make mistakes and screw up sometimes...but they fix most of their mistakes relatively quickly...i'm sure they'll make it work

  9. OMg...this is quite a schoker....

    i have great faith in blizz as they have never let me down...but....i hope this change only applies to dreanewi and BE...because it would be quite weird to see a night elf shammy fighting an orc pally

  10. i have a question that is related to world of warcraft....but not necessarily from the game

    i used to visit their commmunity site every day...but when they revamped it i could acess it for about 8 days then i started getting this following message:(it's in portuguese but i'm translating)

    The XML page could not be shown

    could not show XML page using the XSL template..correct the error and press refresh

    ________________________________________________

    the element was not closed. error to process the resourse 'http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/new-hp/layout/layout.xsl'.line 2

    document.getElementById("<xsl

    __________________________________________________

    someone please enlighten me....i really like that site...and the rogue talent prewiew is up

    (and btw...gorefiend does have a really small pop...but twice as many alliance than horde,,i was from GF)

    I'm getting that today too. Site must be down.

    thats not todaY..IT'S BEEN ABOUT 1 week already

    and in my brothers pc it's working fine...(we share the same connection) so something is wrong

  11. i have a question that is related to world of warcraft....but not necessarily from the game

    i used to visit their commmunity site every day...but when they revamped it i could acess it for about 8 days then i started getting this following message:(it's in portuguese but i'm translating)

    The XML page could not be shown

    could not show XML page using the XSL template..correct the error and press refresh

    ________________________________________________

    the element was not closed. error to process the resourse 'http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/new-hp/layout/layout.xsl'.line 2

    document.getElementById("<xsl

    __________________________________________________

    someone please enlighten me....i really like that site...and the rogue talent prewiew is up

    (and btw...gorefiend does have a really small pop...but twice as many alliance than horde,,i was from GF)

  12. someone mentioned Lechuck from monkey island 2...hell yeah he's damn hard until you figure out what you have to do (but thats the fun of point and click...using your head)

    another guy i found hard was masamune in chrono trigger (when they fuse) .,...it took me a lot of deaths to find out you had to use slash to stop himn from doing the "yes indeed" attack that almost always killed marle and lucca leaving chrono defenseless and healess

    There is Savato from Trauma center:under the knife, his fight is long and keeping the guy nalive while you fight as crazed bacteria for 10 mins is a lot of work lol

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