Hey, kid, you're a scam. First of all, I'd think a $5K synth would do something other than MIDI. (You'll have to excuse me here, I don't know that much about synthesizers, but I have common sense to know that 5,000 will buy you something with some major capability.) Secondly, you obviously know little to nothing about music. So knock it off, you're not fooling anyone. Take some theory classes, learn something about music, and stop trying to look like "the shizz."