Harmonious Dissonance

The language in the "Sex and Relationship" thread is Flemish - my family's Belgian, so we all speak it to some degree. Being born to a first-gen immigrant mother, it's only natural I picked some of it up. It's very similar to Dutch, but it's spoken in a way that makes them almost mutually unintelligible. You can read them in either language, though.

If you want a sample of the language, here's the website of the brewery my cousin worked for, De Halve Maan (the half-moon). It's wonky.The only reason I posted it in here is because I don't want to derail the thread.

http://www.halvemaan.be/index.php?id=13

Do you speak Dutch, per chance?