I used to go by another name but forgot my password and it was easier just to sign up again, I'll go by WhiteEagle now. In any case I'm not a remixer, singer, or even microphone owner and don't have time to become one (trust me, I don't), but was playing Torchlight one time when it first came out and there were so many "A Mysterious Item"s that I started singing a song every time I picked one up. I thought these lyrics would make a fun song if anyone wants to use them in a remix (of any game, any music, though I guess Torchlight would be the most obvious choice). It's meant to just be silly and fun, like a children's song. (In my head, the way I sing is drawn out for the main chorus parts-- "mys-Ter-EEEEEEEE... It's a mys-Ter-EEEEEE... And to YOU and MEEEEEEE.... They're MYS-ter-EEE-ee-EEEs", but any way would be fine) Name is also optional (though "A Mysterious Item" might be good too)
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Mystery
It's a mystery
And to you and me
They're mysteries
("Rapper" next 4 lines)
Mysteries in the funky hizza-house
When you got a mystery who you call, a'Mickey Mouse?
Mickey mouse ain't gonna help you with no mystery
There's only one bad mug you can call and that's me!
Mysteries
You can't call Mickey
He's a cartoon mouse
Can't come to your funky hiz-ouse
("French chef" next 4 lines)
Maybe you will like zis mystery I serve
When I want'a satizvaction it's mysteries I lurve
Have a big plate o' my tasty mystereez
A'made wiz' special dressing, a'garlic and a'cheeze
Mysteries
Tasty mysteries
I would lurve to try
One that's by that guy
("Reporter" next lines)
And this just in, detectives are still baffled by the mystery of who caused the terrible odor. Sources close to the odor believe it was Col. Mustard in the kitchen with the candlestick, but authorities are studying case files from Scooby Doo and Sherlock Holmes to learn exactly what a mystery is and how to go about solving it.
Mysteries
Smelly mysteries
Don't you wanna be
Solving mysteries
("Rapper" next 4 lines)
Mysteries over here and over there
When you want a mystery where you look, your underwear?
If you look there and you find some kinda mystery
Ain't nobody gonna wanna help you, even me!
Mysteries
In your underwear
You can solve them all
If you spend enough time there
