Time for another of my anime summaries.
So Emo it Hurts: Neon Genesis Evangelion in One Act
Shinji, The Emo with Heart: BOY IT SURE DOES SUCK BEING ABLE TO PILOT UNLIMITED TECHNOLOGY!!
Real Doll: Hai.....
Total Pimp d00d: I F***ED EVERY CHICK IN MY OFFICE!
Shinji, The Emo with Heart: I CUT MYSELF WITH CHOPIN.
Pedochick: OH SNAP!! RITA IS ATTACKING ANGEL GROVE!! SHINJI, USE SUPER EVAZORD POWER!!
Shinji: WHY DOES MY COCKPIT LOOK LIKE A TAMPON?
Goldar: HOW CAN YOU HOPE TO DEFEAT US NOW EMO?
Total Pimp d00d: I F***ED RITA TOO!!
Foreign Exchange Student: I HATE YOU SHINJI!! I SURE HOPE YOU DON'T MASTURBATE ON ME IN A HOSPITAL!!
**He Totally Does**
Shinji: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ARE OUT OF MONEY?
Anno-san: THIRD STING BACKUP ANIMATION TEAM ASSEMBLE!!
Shinji: WTF??? WHAT HAPPEND TO MY FACE? I CANT CHANGE MY EXPRESSION!!
Lord Zed: YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTER!!
**Some stuff happens that kinda sucks**
Dude-Love: I"M TOTALLY GAY FOR YOU SHINJI!! LETS MAKE OUT.
Shinji: OK!!
Dude-Love: PSYCH!! MAKING OUT WITH ME CAUSES THE WORLD TO END AND SHIT!!
Shinji: CURSES!!
Real Doll: I TOTALLY AM AMBIGUOUSLY HUMPING YOU RIGHT NOW!!
Shinji: WORD TO THAT. BUT I DON"T WANNA BE HUMPED BY A CHICK FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!!
Earth: *DIES*
Shinji: I HATE YOU GERMAN GIRL!! YOU CAUSED WWII!! NOW IMMA CHOKE YOU OUT!!
Mankind: WE ARE SO F***ED!!!
Total Pimp d00d: -BY ME!!
*FINUS*