Mrs. Bark
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ceci n'est pas un Gackt.
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So apparently I don't have to have insomnia to write these silly things. I just have to have immanent brain damage of some kind. This one started during a migraine.
I sort of see this as the Scout's response to "Spy Romance". The usual apologies to Lady Gaga are due.
'Til the Spy Goes (to the tune of 'Alejandro')
I know that I am young,
And I know that you may love me,
But I just can't see you with him anymore -
the Spy has to go
She's got both hands
On his sapper
And she won't look at me
Won't look at me
She says it's true love
It's total bullshit
He's just trying to get to me
To get to me
You know that I love you Mom
But I really got no choice
At this point you gotta choose
Nothing to lose
Don't call my name
Don't call my name -
'til the Spy goes
I'm not your babe
I'm not your babe -
'til the Spy goes
Don't try to kiss, don't try to touch
Don't smoke one cigarette - just run
Don't call my name
Don't call my name
'til the Spy goes
('til the Spy goes
'til the Spy goes
Spy's gotta go
Spy's gotta go) x2
(Just stop
please, MOM - God, just make him go)
She's not broken
She's just mistaken
Her boyfriend's NOT my dad, he's not my dad
Boy I tell ya, when I find the scumbag
Yeah, I'm gonna beat him down - gonna own him bad
You know that I love you Mom
But I really got no choice
At this point you gotta choose
Nothing to lose
Don't call my name
Don't call my name -
'til the Spy goes
I'm not your babe
I'm not your babe -
'til the Spy goes
Don't try to kiss, don't try to touch
Don't smoke one cigarette - just run
Don't call my name
Don't call my name
'til the Spy goes
('til the Spy goes
'til the Spy goes
Spy's gotta go
Spy's gotta go) x2
Dont bother me,
Dont bother me,
'til the Spy goes
Dont call my name,
Dont call my name,
Say bye to Spy-o
I'm not your babe
I'm not your babe
Say goodbye-o
Don't try to kiss, don't try to touch
Hit the bricks, pally!
Don't call my name
Don't call my name -
'til the Spy goes
I'm not your babe
I'm not your babe -
'til the Spy goes
Don't try to kiss, don't try to touch
Don't smoke one cigarette - just run
Don't call my name
Don't call my name
'til the Spy goes
('til the Spy goes
'til the Spy goes
Spy's gotta go
Spy's gotta go) x2
Don't call my name
Don't call my name -
'til the Spy goes
I'm not your babe
I'm not your babe -
'til the Spy goes
Don't try to kiss, don't try to touch
Don't smoke one cigarette - just run
Don't call my name
Don't call my name
'til the Spy goes
('til the Spy goes
'til the Spy goes
Spy's gotta go
Spy's gotta go) x2
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Oh lord. Whatever Gackt is, DO NOT WANT. >_<
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Is that the pokemon-anime rainbowtastic embodiment of Japanese-star Gackt? Cause that's really what it reminds me of.
Incoming lulz...3..2..1..
Who or what is a Gackt?
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Have a threadwarming present:
BUHLLETED BY LIONTAMER MALWARE WARNING FROM GGOOOGLEZ OH SNAPP
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining CSI: Miami and Max Payne. The story should use oral sex as a plot device!
Oh...ew. >_<
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I was trying to keep it on the hush, but yes, OCAD is doing a tour with Planet Piss starting in December.
Though anything beyond that hasn't actually been defined.
I shudder to think what lurks in 'Planet Piss 2010 Tour" cologne with the OCAD crew in the mix.
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So what, you're in Planet Piss now?
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/frogg/is/going/out/with/my/demo/
wut.
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Well Ramadan started today and I got up at 4AM to eat some breakfast. HANGIN' IN THERE.
My religious tradition also fasts, for similar reasons - I have to modify mine to meet my needs because I have a medical condition that prevents me from fasting in the manner you describe. But I am with you in spirit, and wish you and all of OCR's Muslims an excellent Ramadan.
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Just for Brushfire:
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The Double X Demo Event! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!
August 7 @ 11:00pm
Scheduled by: [blue Lantern Corps.]Brushfire
To honor Double X (!!) for no appearant reason other than his own morbid curiosity, we will be doing an Eyelander Demo Event on 2Fort or something! Come one, Come All and be the ONE!!
Everyone will be Double X!!
Awww. I have coven that weekend. Wish I could be there...I'm really good at getting my head cut off.
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That clawing sensation in your eyes is your fingernails, by the way, and it's perfectly normal.
I thought it was cute. Maybe it takes more to disturb me than it should.
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Server's up to a lag-spike every 10 minutes. Spikes last ~20 seconds. Some last long enough to kick everyone out. Getting to be unplayable.
Yeah. My machine's not superb by any stretch of the imagination, and when we hit those lag spikes my game either locks up, crashes, or the whole machine goes. Makes any notion of continous game play laughable.
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Double posting but I don't really give a toss.this time in a more traditional frag video style. Except for the Pipeline bit at the end, everything's from the last couple of days, so some of you may remember the exact scenarios. Especially that epic chainstab I get on the Gold Rush cart.
Mrs. Bark in particular should enjoy this if I recall her self stated musical tastes correctly.
(Also, if anyone knows why YouTube has made my last two videos loop for no apparent reason, please tell me. It's getting irritating.)
Very amusing. I enjoyed watching you shoot Bark, as Bark. Very nice.
I love the Scissor Sisters.
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On account of having a massive project that is due on Wednesday next week and makes up more or less our entire grade for the semester, I will not be on the server much if at all starting Friday. And ending Wednesday, obviously enough.
This excludes the possibility that I may be able to squeeze in an hour or two at midnight-ish between wrapping up my work for the day and going to bed, but you get the gist.
Aww. I miss lighting you on fire. Boo.
Good luck with the project.
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Minor TF2 update. Buy the new Sam & Max game before April 24 for a hat and skins for the Pistol and Revolver. Also Equalizer damage has been nerfed to only do ~100 at max power rather than 150, with appropriate scaling for the other health values.
They can't nerf me! I already suck! LOL
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I didn't know how else to get this to you, Brushfire. I'm glad you enjoy it.
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I don't know if this has been posted already or not.
Incredible.
That is great.
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I...have no excuse for this. I am sleeping again. I am not ridden with migraines. And yet....here is another TF2 parody of a Lady GaGa song. I do not know why my brain does this.
Anyway - yesterday I finally gave into curiosity and watched the video for "Telephone". I had never heard the song before then. And my diseased mind instantly converted it into...whatever this is.
I've tentatively titled it "Sawbones".
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Hallo?
Hallo, kinder; you called
I can't hear a thing
I have got no service in melee you say, say
Wa-wa-what did you say?
Huh?; You're bleeding out on me
Sorry; I cannot heal you
I'm kinda busy
K-kinda busy
K-kinda busy
Sorry; I cannot heal you
I'm kinda busy
Just a second; it's my favorite map they're gonna play
and I cannot heal you with that thing in your hand, eh?
You shoulda made some plans with me; you knew that I was free
And now you won't stop calling me
I'm kinda busy
Stop callin', stop callin';
I don't wanna heal anymore!;
I'll spread their heads and their hearts over Dustbowl
Stop callin', stop callin';
I don't wanna charge anymore!;
I'll spread their heads and their hearts over Dustbowl
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop calling "Doc" at me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop calling "Doc" at me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Can call all you want but there's no one home
and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!
'Cause I'm not gonna lie: I'm stabbin' this guy'
and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!
Can call all you want but there's no one home
and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!
'Cause I'm not gonna lie: I'm stabbin' this guy'
and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!
Boy, the way you blowin' up yourself
won't make me move no faster,
heal your ass no faster,
dodge this spy no faster.
I shoulda left my gun at home 'cause this is a disaster!
Find yourself a dispenser -
Sorry: I cannot answer!
Not that I don't like you: I'm just stuck in melee
And I am sick and tired of my heavy dying
Sometimes I feel like I work with idiots every day
Tonight I'm not takin no calls 'cause I'll be needlin'
'Cause I'll be needlin'
'Cause I'll be needlin'
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls 'cause I'll be needlin'!
Stop callin', stop callin';
I don't wanna heal anymore!;
I'll spread their heads and their hearts over Dustbowl
Stop callin', stop callin';
I don't wanna charge anymore!;
I'll spread their heads and their hearts over Dustbowl
Stop callin', stop callin';
I don't wanna heal anymore!;
I'll spread their heads and their hearts over Dustbowl
Stop callin', stop callin';
I don't wanna charge anymore!;
I'll spread their heads and their hearts over Dustbowl
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop calling "Doc" at me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop calling "Doc" at me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Can call all you want but there's no one home
and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!
'Cause I'm not gonna lie: I'm stabbin' this guy'
and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!
Can call all you want but there's no one home
and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!
'Cause I'm not gonna lie: I'm stabbin' this guy'
and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!,
Th-th-th, THIS sawbones
'Cause I'm not gonna lie: I'm stabbin' this guy'
and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!
THIS sawbones
Th-th-th, THIS sawbones
'Cause I'm not gonna lie: I'm stabbin' this guy'
and you're not gonna reach THIS sawbones!
We're sorry; that was not medicine.
Please find a health pack, or try your Medic again.
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Just made one of the Otolaryngologist's Mirror's out of a camera beard and a surgical mask. Woot.
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Once again my brain has been hijacked, and refuses to sleep. I would like to share why. It probably won't make sense unless you were in-game during the relevant conversation.
I apologize for interrupting the conversation in progress with my nonsense!
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I hate introductions. So hi - I'm Mrs. Bark. I haven't been around very long, but I am currently enjoying TF2 on the OCR servers very much.
I am posting here because I have a weird brain. And it currently has insomnia, and when I do sleep I have really messed-up dreams. Which normally might have nothing to do with computer games, or music. But when I play computer games too close to going to sleep, I end up dreaming about them. So lately I have messed-up dreams about TF2. (Crit rocket?)
I promise I am actually going somewhere with this.
That somewhere is the bastard child of my subconscious mind, TF2, and...Lady Gaga. This...thing, has been fighting its' way out of my head for a week. I am both amused, and a little embarassed at the same time, to have written this. Some friends, and Bark, have encouraged me to share it. Please, be gentle(!).
I present to you for your (maybe) enjoyment, Pyro Face.
Pyro Face
Go on and build 'em like they do in Texas, please
Engie - let him hit it raise it baby - stay with me (i'll Spy-check)
Soldier, he's gone crazy, plays with the spade to start
And after that we go to help the Heavy push the cart
Oh, woah, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'll get them hot, show them what I got
Oh, woah, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'll get them hot, show them what I got
[chorus]
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my pyro face
(ow-they got me-burnin' body)
[x2]
P-p-p-pyro face, p-p-p-pyro face
M-m-m-mrpfh!
I wanna roll with Doc, a hard pair we will be
A little uber-charge is fun when you're with me (I love it)
The Demo's hammered, and oh SH** he's got a sword
But that bastard's whiskey-soaked and that is my reward (right?)
Oh, woah, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'll get them hot, show them what I got
Oh, woah, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'll get them hot, show them what I got
[chorus]
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my pyro face
(ow-they got me-burnin' body)
[x2]
P-p-p-pyro face, p-p-p-pyro face
P-p-p-pyro face, p-p-p-pyro face
M-m-m-mrpfh!
Spy will tell you that he loves you
Kiss and hug you, 'cause he's bluffin'
til I snuff him', I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin' with my flame full gunnin'
Just like a Scout with the intel
Burn you down before I put you out
I promise this, promise this...
Unless the Sniper starts throwin' p*ss
[chorus]
Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my pyro face
(ow-they got me-burnin' body)
[x2]
P-p-p-pyro face, p-p-p-pyro face
M-m-m-mrpfh!
[repeat till end]
OCR TF2: Stab stab stab!
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Explain what a Saxon Hale server is to the slow kid in the class, please? -clueless-