[BOOK RELEASE] Vulgarity For the Masses

[Guest]

I know we don't get a lot of book releases here and I know I ain't that popular, but I got the go-ahead to post this here for anyone who may be interested.

Fiends! Womans! Invertebrate virgins! Lend me your eyes! I present you the accomplished goal some 15-16 years running as I, Meteo Xavier, also under further pen name, release a debut novel with Burning Bulb Publishing that is guaranteed to make you scream, "Holy fucking shit, Meteo, what the hell is wrong with you!? "

Enter Vulgarity For the Masses, an anthology project designed to fight for your attention and offer a wide range of unique storytelling and insanity the likes of which you have rarely, if ever, seen. This is 9 stories, two of which feature the fictional Meteo Xavier himself, in the obscure genre of bizarro/black comedy/dark fantasy/horror/surrealist/lite Christian fiction, 246 pages of whatever that word is that's stronger than "insanity", that I've been further describing as taking a hit of acid and switching the channels back and forth from Adult Swim and Eraserhead.

Now you're asking yourself, "How is a book like this even legal?" I don't know! But don't tempt fate - buy yourself a copy and judge for yourself who is truly the madman here - the author who produces the book, or the man who chooses to buy it. Don't worry, the answer to that question won't make any bearing on your ability to enjoy it. Buy a copy today so I can afford to eat something that wasn't growing off my bathtub.

Enjoy!

Amazon.com - Physical copy at $12.99+shipping.

E-book - $3.99 in a variety of formats.

Cover Art by Gustave Dore and my good publisher man Gary Vincent.

As usual, if I've left anyone out who should be accounted for, let me know!

[Benjamin Briggs]

what the hell you wrote a damn book

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that's all I can think to say, sorry. I'm kind of in awe

if I had monies I'd probably buy it on principle alone

[twilightsquid]

gotta admit, you know how to market something. your description has me quite curious, may need to pick this up at some point in the near-to-distant future.

[Guest]

I work in marketing is one reason for that, although my job is half marketing, half administration, I do stuff like that for a living.

Anyway, awesome guys, thanks for your support! If you check it out, I hope you enjoy it.

[JH Sounds]

I'm going to buy this. Gotta support my fellow writers in the community.

[Guest]

You are an extremely supportive figure in our networks and communities, JH - no one can ever take that away from you.

[Nonamer]

iBooks, please?

Seriously though, I'll consider buying it.

[Guest]

iBooks, please?

Seriously though, I'll consider buying it.

The Epub format is iBook, if I'm not mistaken. You can download a sample of it if you wish from the Smashwords site.

[Jason Covenant]

Congrats on the book release!

[Guest]

Thanks man, I appreciate all the support thats come my way and this topic is going better than I expected. Thank you all once again!

[Guest]

Just want to bump this one last time, see if anyone's interested, and let it go out gracefully.

[Guest]

For anyone who may be interested: an Amazon Kindle version is now available for $0.99.

If you're bored and looking for something challenging and genuinely different to have on your Kindle, certainly you could do worse with $0.99 than that.

[avaris]

HOLY POOP! NICE WORK

Are you the first OC ReMixer to publish a book?

[Guest]

The vanity of hoping so is not lost here, I confess, though I must assume that, of the hundreds of remixers listed, surely someone else had before me.

I know George Sanger (The Fat Man) published a book in 1997 and did a couple remixes for OCr, but he's been one of the most famous videogame composers and industrymen in the United States before that - does that count?

[Brandon Strader]

Slow to the party but I just bought this for my Kindle for 99 cents, what a steal. Excited to see what crazy writings this guy cooked up for the book.