Ok, so I've got a request for a very specific Mario remix. I need a backing track for some Plumber Rap (yes, the Super Mario Bros. Super Show Plumber Rap) that is going to go down on Saturday at the Marmalade Dog 16 gaming convention in Kalamazoo. I've got the vocals figured out but due to poor planning I have neglected to address the fact that a cappella Plumber Rap is probably going to sound pretty lame, and I'd like to make it significantly cooler than that. My friend who's going to be doing this with me is currently making a pair of Mario and Luigi hats for us to wear. If you, brave remixer, would be so gracious as to help us achieve our noble quest, I'm pretty certain that I can get her to make an extra hat, just for you, sized to your head, your choice of Mario or Luigi. In the unlikely circumstance that that is not possible, I will personally donate my own Luigi hat. SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE.
The remix itself should be pretty easy to do for anyone who's used mixing software before, which is not me. The goal is to get something that sounds as much like the backing music to the show's Plumber Rap as possible, and since that is a really low bar to meet (it's a rushed job children's shop rap in the first place) I'm hoping someone will be able to do it on short notice. I will be posting an ad-libbed vocal track that will show basically what the track needs to sound like, probably later tonight or tomorrow. This is so the song will be doing the right thing at the right time, to match the vocals. It's kinda like a paint-by-numbers remix I guess. I just need someone to make it sound like 1989 rap beats, instead of me making noises.
If you have any ability to remix a few synth beats and want to be a part of this ridiculousness, please let me know! FAME! HAT! UNDYING GRATITUDE! YOU COULD HAVE ALL THESE AND MORE!