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TheCatPhysician

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  1. I'm so thankful that Brawl has free online.
    battle.net is free and it doesn't suck. brawl giving you almost no control over options in an online match and not even letting you see who you're playing against isn't justified by the fact that the online is free. it's just nintendo being gay.

    i don't get why so many people can't live with people pointing out how brawl's online sucks. nobody's trying to say the game on a whole sucks because of it. brawl will still be amazing, it's just too bad that the online is total garbage, when it could easily be a lot better.

  2. HAHAHAHAH everyone check out the Check Mii Out channel, go to popular miis, then scroll up to the very top row, and look at the 4th Mii from the left.

    how the artisan got away with that is beyond me

    edit: if you click "call friends" it will call other Miis with penises on their faces

    i dont see it

    man, must have been removed

  3. Final Smashes = Banned in tourneys. I called it.

    we only ban things to make people who don't go to tourneys mad. i mean heck, you guys think people get together from all over the country to actually play smash bros? ha, we just get in a big circle and laugh about how angry we're making everyone. then at a certain point in the "tournament," the best part happens. we have people stand up on a stage and nominate new things to ban in future tournaments, for the sole reason of making people mad. people vote on which ones to ban, but usually we just go ahead and ban everything that was nominated because we are PURE EVIL, AH HA HA.

    WE REVOLVE AROUND PEOPLE WHO DON'T PLAY COMPETITIVELY; WE ONLY EXIST TO PISS THEM OFF.

  4. Dunther, you need to l-cancel.

    giggida-HEEEYY, KIDS!

    NOW IM GONNA TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHIN' ABOUT GLITCHES.

    KIDS, THERE'S NOTHING MORE COOL THAN PLAYIN' SOME GOOD OLD SMASH BROTHERS. BUT IF SOMEONE TRIES TO GLITCH YOU IN SMASH BROTHERS, THAT'S NO GOOD. NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO GLITCH YOU IF YOU DONT WANT THEM TO.

    NOW IM GOING TO TALK ABOUT A PARTICULARLY NASTY LITTLE BUGGER KNOWN AS "L-CANCELLING."

    THIS IS A MOVE THAT WAS COMPLETELY UNINTENDED BY THE DEVELOPERS AND IS ACTUALLY RUMORED TO BE PUT IN THE GAME BY HACKERS. IT ALLOWS THE USER TO DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING, SOMETIMES ALL AT THE SAME TIME:

    -MAKE YOUR LITTLE GUY MOVE FASTER

    -TURN INVINCIBLE

    -GO BACK IN TIME

    -GAIN A STOCK

    -CALL OTHER CHARACTERS TO AID THE USER AGAINST HIS VICTIM

    -TAUNT

    AND ADDITIONALLY, IT MAKES LINK EVEN MORE BROKEN.

    THINK L-CANCELLING'S BAD? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK WHEN WE'LL COVER THE REALLY BAD GLITCHES: "WAVEDASHING," AND "MINDGAMES."

  5. I'm going to try and get some videos of me and my friend tonight. I play Ness, and he'll be playing YLink or Sheik( :( )

    DUDE, NESS?

    i love that little guy

    like when you're shielding and someone hits you, and you wavedash out of shield back at them while grabbing or jabbing or uptilting. it looks like when a magnet flies into another magnet, it's so cool.

  6. I agree with him 50%. Seeing my girlfriend play co-star mode for Super Mario Galaxy and reading the instruction manual in the bed makes me think that Nintendo is on to something. As far as Smash Brothers Brawl goes - it's a hardcore game for hardcore people. Yet, if the interface is appealing to my gf and grandma, and they want to try, I'm all for it.

    i get what you mean, but just having options isn't going to ruin anything. right now from what i understand, you go into the spectator mode and it automatically sets you up with a match to watch. but it wouldn't ruin it for anyone to just have it so that you go into spectator mode, and then you can choose to either have a match set up automatically, or find one that you want to watch. this goes for ALL the features they're throwing in that could be a lot better - WOULD be a lot better, if they didn't go out of their way to make it so you have no options at all.

    think about all the options you have for setting up a match in melee. anyone who's never even played before can just go to melee, select a character and hit start and be playing with all the default options. but, for people who want to change the options, you have the CHOICE to go to options and change stuff to your liking. does this ruin it for people who just want to start up a match without any care for what options are set? nope, because they don't have to bother with the options if they don't want to.

    i can definitely see how this feature is useful for people who are just starting the game. they wouldn't care about finding certain people to watch; just watching any people who at least know the basics of the game can give them an idea of how the game is played. but other than that, it's just what atma said. who's gonna sit around and watch completely anonymous and random matches? sure this feature's great for beginners, but uh...that's it. it wouldn't cost them anything to just flat-out make this feature a whole lot better.

    edit, to make a long story short. sure nintendo is getting it right at being welcoming to brand new players, like that dude's girlfriend for example. but it seems like for the most part, they're neglecting the other people, when they could easily make things good for both.

  7. uhm....

    I don't think I like this update. I mean, interesting feature, but seriously, if I want to watch Smash Bros I'll find good players on YouTube instead of watching random matches on my TV. I mean, sure, I guess we can unlock stuf (which essentially forces us to use the feature) .... but ... meh...

    I just.. I dunno, this update bugs me kind of. I kind of feel like it'll be similar to Camera mode in Melee. It was interesting, but no one ever really used it.

    man, they keep putting in features where the concept is really cool, but they have to go out of their way to dumb it down just in case a frikken baby wants to play the game, because nintendo has to make games that cater to EVERYONE.

    why can't they just have a little thing that says "if you're a frikken baby and want us to handle all options and change your diapers for you, check this box. if you think you can handle a few OPTIONS and use these features to their full potential, check this one."

  8. I've finally decided to just sell this game and relieve myself of this torture. I know that if I keep it I'll get nostalgic about its good aspects and forget its bad, then start playing it and go through this cycle of disappointment all over again.

    So, Final Fantasy Tactics Advance is good you say? Maybe I'll get that. I remember playing FFT on the PS1 and disliking it. Then again it was for about fifteen minutes, so I'm sure that opinion was made in haste.

    I just want a good handheld game I can have fun with. I've beaten all the ones I have.

    I give tactics advance the thumbs up. i never got around to finishing it but reading this thread made me remember that it was pretty cool.

    never played tactics for ps1 yet though, but almost everyone says it's better.

  9. So there's a huge tournament happening in my state this weekend, and I just found out I'm in pools with with Mew2King:

    http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=117692

    The top four people advance from the first round. I just have to make sure that I'm one of those other three.

    NICE!

    wow, azen's going? man that's going to be awesome

    tell pkmvodka i said hi if you see him! he inspired me to pick up dk. it's too bad chesterr's not going with the rest of their crew though.

    AWW SHIT BUM'S GOING, HIM AND PKM BETTER HAVE AN EPIC DK MATCH

    have fun, man i wish so bad i could go to that

    also at tournaments that big, pretty much every pool has one really good person in it. so you're pretty much going to get your ass kicked by whoever that really good person is, so i say you're lucky to have a tournament match with m2k; he's probably the best player in the world right now, and is really really innovative and unique. just the way he moves with marth is like nobody else. i wish i could get to play him some more

    anyway HAVE FUN

  10. i called this like 2 years ago, and always argued with people that it would WORK PERFECTLY. but NO.

    holy wow it looks awesome

    edit "And I’m happy that this is compatible with SD cards. You don’t have to worry about size, so make as many stages as you like." i hope they change their mindset on replays to this

  11. Nintendo didn't add online/record replays: NINTENDO SUCKS, GAMES NEED ONLINE

    Nintendo adds online/record replays: NINTENDO SUCKS, THIS ONLINE SUCKS

    nintendo has their stuff that makes them cool, but you have to admit that nintendo fucking sucks in the online department. they could easily add options but they have to keep it as simple as possible, even though it doesn't take a computer geek to figure out how to start an online match on something with options like xbox live or battle.net

    and they're paranoid about ANY exchange of information with strangers for some reason. you can't even read each other's TAUNTS. it's too bad nintendo has to make their stuff friendly to retarded babies or something. and why wouldn't they just let you choose to record more than 3 minutes if you wanted to? it's your space, you should be able to choose how you want to manage it. hell they could just make the default option set to the 3 minute limit or whatever and then give options to change stuff for people who want them, but they have to keep it as absolutely simple as possible for some reason.

  12. Man I liked the character-specific break the target stages. Oh well.

    The restriction of 3 minutes is probably because of the small size of the wii's storage. If it had a hard drive it wouldn't be much trouble.

    still though, replays take up barely anything because it's just recording what buttons were pressed when. im pretty sure they will put an option in to somehow record standard matches because it would be retarded not to.

  13. . o O ( Marvel vs Capcom 2 would be boring as shit if I didn't exploit everything there is in that game......lame.)

    Me and my brothers play MVC2 all the time and do the "cheapest" things we can think of. We pull out all the stops, pick the best of the best characters and win at all cost. Before we used to "play fair" and it was boring. It was limited. there was no freedom. But when we started doing everything we all developed different ways to play, and the fight got alot more interesting.

    You get stuck in an infinite combo....well that's your fault for not seeing the obvious coming. You're trapped? big deal.

    The best part is that when I play them I even have fun if I lose [which is the point isn't it? to have fun.]

    haha cool, i've never played MvC2 but i've heard all about it. people on SRK call smash "mvc junior"

    anyway as someone said, yeah it would be stupid of the developers to make the next brawl only to cater to the competitive gamers. we're like 2% of the people who are going to buy the game. in melee they managed to make it awesome for both though, but in brawl it looks like they might be ignoring competitive play altogether. yes, it's too early to tell though.

  14. i know this is late but i just want this clarified

    Gamers using all at their disposal to win is not very professional at all.
    why not? the whole point of banning things is to regulate what you can and can't use. everything allowed can be used, and one of the main things about playing a game competitively is learning for yourself to make the very best of your options.

    i didn't discover wavedashing for myself, but i have discovered a few little things with my characters after thinking logically about how things work in the game and with lots of experience, and that's a really cool feeling. it feels a lot cooler than simply leveling up in a game like WoW, where you get better by logging more hours in the game. playing a game competitively like this, you get better by learning and thinking. the only limit to how fast you can learn is yourself. i dunno, i find it pretty fun.

    also, exploiting is FUN, people (don't take this quote out of context please). get the negative connotations of the word "exploit" out of your head or use a different word if you have to, but exploiting is necessary even for casual players. if you never exploited anything, than you wouldn't be any better than you were the first time you played the game. in smash, you and your opponents start with the exact same options, and the winner is determined by who can use these options better. if you can figure out how to use something in a new and useful way, exploit that shit. obviously broken tactics and glitches are bound to come about, and that's why things are banned. if it isn't banned, it's fair game to use.

  15. i just hate that there are thousands and thousands of people who post on the site but otherwise aren't actually a part of the competitive smash community, which is just a handful of several hundred people. and everyone sees what these people say and think it reflects the hardcore smashers' opinions. this is what brings up shit like the ED article "tourneyfag", although the final destination meme is hilarious even though most pros dont even like final destination lolz

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