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Brushfire

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  1. There are pills for high blood pressure you know. Also instead of Halo, we need a Steel Battalion remake
  2. That is par for the course with most of our fanbase. Don't feel bad.
  3. You are a man without equal Crobar Man.
  4. At least I remember what I had. 3 stacks of coal 2 Stacks of unprocessed Iron Ore 3 Diamond picks 56 Diamonds 4 Arrows 1 Bow 6 Stacks of Cobble 6 Stacks of Glass 4 Stacks of Sand 1 Diamond Shovel And a flower.... A flower for my Crowbar Man.
  5. I am not playing until I get the items I lost getting spawned into a wall back. You have been warned Crowbar Man.
  6. Modus, you a got a full length version of the video? I wanna put this on the Podcast feed.
  7. New OCADs are on the way. Right now we may or may not be switching host, so bear with us. We had Brentalfloss on this weeks episode. Just hooooooold on, for one more day!!
  8. I got an Exquisite Rack as a drop today. Any takers?
  9. Admit it Jules, you would buy the fuck outta that.
  10. Word Lyfe. Shit just got real... Hurr Derp
  11. Can someone make me a gif of the Heavy/Soldier exchange please?
  12. well, u ma nigga and i'm yo' nigga we iz niggaz till da end of time wit rhyme afta rhyme day or night cuz we iz niggaz till da end of time Astérix: (dan dan de da!) fanfare cues my entrance brass helmet-head nigga wit da warrior resemblance the warrior exemplifies war-mongerin' tenses so i can finesse niggas inta unintended messes my claws juggle the jaws of disobedient padawans cuz i'm master yoda, heh, you're just obi-wan a swordsman, huh? nigga i'm a cavalry mongoli-ON i chop you down as i cut thru your whole battali-ON Cacofonix: whack niggas comin' up wit snack packs and backpacks if you get too lax, u'll get sacked like warren sapp break yo' back worse than scott stapp snap yo' steez in more places than a honey comb gets bees, you gets slapped we roll strapped wit gats, gift wrapped at officemax for less than a 12 pack of maxi pads we flat out shout out till every roman soldier bow downs cuz mothafuckin' gaul's a poppin' madhouse! asTÉRIIIXXXX! Getafix: yea, you a hypochondriac, you wish you are what i is a severe genetic birth onset defect called ILLNESS it's fitting that i leave my essence in a bloody effervescence while i infest nests of self-replicating worms in your chest astérix, BANG, packin' heat for hours world powers crumble when i double mumble, leaders cower fresh out of the gate, i'm irrate rattin' out your whole team sleep-deprived. your dreams bust out through your seams Obelix: so you still think u can face me on the battlefield of ages? where i'm ten mages, fire breathin' and faceless? i waste half a language feedin' my ten rages to break outta ten cages and see what war a fool wages when the end is as clear as your beginning pages i rearrange the stages of my rat race mazes in phases my method is quite tasteless i insist that you bleed outta various different places... Dogmatix: da best case is: you keep your shit together more than ever cuz weed's graphic MAX controller cord be gettin' severed cock back 'n [bLOW] consequence of da shotgun tallest blade a grass is the first to get shit upon i'm the biggest damn hog eatin' dog on the farm no need for alarm, i'm transformed into a firearm we rhymin' on, ridin' on with not too much to rally on "TALLY HO, yo!" read yo story in your fuckin' palm Astérix: my goat blood "X" protects you from creeping death give life to the unborn vengeance with my holy breath i storm on bitch niggaz like i split AND reformed the red sea when the egyptians wrote of AMON RA, they meant me you get your crib sprayed with 27 bullets in your ribcage i engage in deep thought and rearrange your life on a page Caeser: "hmm, praythee wat sweet stench makes me so sick?" it's ASTÉRIX!!! [Chorus]
  13. That response was so good it got that god awful thread locked finally.

  14. Finally I got a comic about me on the internet.
  15. Someday I will sign up for some of them larger tits emails that I keep getting.
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