well, u ma nigga
and i'm yo' nigga
we iz niggaz till da end of time
wit rhyme afta rhyme
day or night
cuz we iz niggaz till da end of time
Astérix:
(dan dan de da!) fanfare cues my entrance
brass helmet-head nigga wit da warrior resemblance
the warrior exemplifies war-mongerin' tenses
so i can finesse niggas inta unintended messes
my claws juggle the jaws of disobedient padawans
cuz i'm master yoda, heh, you're just obi-wan
a swordsman, huh? nigga i'm a cavalry mongoli-ON
i chop you down as i cut thru your whole battali-ON
Cacofonix:
whack niggas comin' up wit snack packs and backpacks
if you get too lax, u'll get sacked like warren sapp
break yo' back worse than scott stapp
snap yo' steez in more places than a honey comb gets bees, you gets slapped
we roll strapped wit gats, gift wrapped at officemax for less than a 12 pack of maxi pads
we flat out shout out till every roman soldier bow downs
cuz mothafuckin' gaul's a poppin' madhouse!
asTÉRIIIXXXX!
Getafix:
yea, you a hypochondriac, you wish you are what i is
a severe genetic birth onset defect called ILLNESS
it's fitting that i leave my essence in a bloody effervescence
while i infest nests of self-replicating worms in your chest
astérix, BANG, packin' heat for hours
world powers crumble when i double mumble, leaders cower
fresh out of the gate, i'm irrate rattin' out your whole team
sleep-deprived. your dreams bust out through your seams
Obelix:
so you still think u can face me on the battlefield of ages?
where i'm ten mages, fire breathin' and faceless?
i waste half a language feedin' my ten rages to break outta ten cages and see what war a fool wages
when the end is as clear as your beginning pages
i rearrange the stages of my rat race mazes in phases
my method is quite tasteless
i insist that you bleed outta various different places...
Dogmatix:
da best case is: you keep your shit together more than ever
cuz weed's graphic MAX controller cord be gettin' severed
cock back 'n [bLOW] consequence of da shotgun
tallest blade a grass is the first to get shit upon
i'm the biggest damn hog eatin' dog on the farm
no need for alarm, i'm transformed into a firearm
we rhymin' on, ridin' on with not too much to rally on
"TALLY HO, yo!" read yo story in your fuckin' palm
Astérix:
my goat blood "X" protects you from creeping death
give life to the unborn vengeance with my holy breath
i storm on bitch niggaz like i split AND reformed the red sea
when the egyptians wrote of AMON RA, they meant me
you get your crib sprayed with 27 bullets in your ribcage
i engage in deep thought and rearrange your life on a page
Caeser:
"hmm, praythee wat sweet stench makes me so sick?"
it's ASTÉRIX!!!
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