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I got into an argument with a 14 year old the otherday because he said that the playstation sucked and that the Xbox and 360 were the best console ever. I tried to correct him pointing out that they best console was the sega master system. I could have frozen the universe with the line he uttered next "what the hell is a sega"...............Computer games are doomed. P.S 2008 these games are now 10 years old and i remember getting excited about there release StarCraft GTA Final Fantasy tactics (FOOKIN WHEY) Baldurs gate Half life Gran Turismo Tekken 3 Resident evil 2 WWF Warzone Crash Bandicoot.

when was silly putty released on the amiga? I always remember if you missed a jump a cat bursting out shouting "JUST MISSED IT"

from what ive seen it looks like a GTA mashed together with prince of persia during the crusades. nice

No game comes close to the awsomeness of Wonder Boy in Monster Land PERIOD!

another great independent studio succombs to the big EA machine. This makes me cry I love Bioware and Pandemic. Here it comes folks shit Knights of the Old republic games, shit Rpgs and shit new FPS http://www.bioware.com/bioware_info/press_releases/2007_10_11_EA_to_acquire_bioware_pandemic/EA_to_acquire_bioware_pandemic.pdf

i read this article and it made me sick to my stomach. I have started to think that EA has been killing the games industry for some years becasue every old software production house that they absorb loses all creatvivty and churns out half baked sequel after half baked sequel (FIFA games are the ideal mould to look at and is in some way why their populartiy has fallen and Pro Evo rise has been so prominet in the football game of choice) also the last Oddworld game strangers Wrath was poor and did not feel Oddworld at all but a genric shooter. The medal of Hounour games have also fallen in quality. yes they may have better graphics, but the innovation that is absent and so more prominet in smaller or independent houses not owned by EA. The problem horrible thing that EA has done is taken the Game making process out of the hands of the game lovers (programmers, artists)who actually love their art and want to push the barriers on game interaction and placed it in the hands of the suits. The suits dont give a flying fuck about game design and player interaction they simply want their money. The only way i can see a real change in EA is if the technical people striked for better conditions, better pay packets and to have more control over what they were producing. The problem there is that they would simply employ people who would be more than happy to work in the competitive industry. The only way it could work is if it was an industry wide strike. an EA CEO http://www.oddworld.com/universe/industrial/characters/glukkons/molluck_assets/cg_assets/scroll_cg06.jpg

I do aploogise for my ppor typing but i am using an external water proof keyboard after some fukcer poured wine over my keyboard thinking that it looked sad and could do witha drink.

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Prime Minister Jhon Major on Tony Blairs Election campaign 1997

I know these are rarer then chocloate milk Frappes but Dungeons and Dragons and the Tower of Doom with four player support is fucking Legendary. an arcade near me used to have this at 20p a credit me and my mates used to fucking rinse cash in that game. Did anyone ever play mad Dog. the old western game were you played through a story with live action people. Are you trying to like a Kwarks. These are gaming cafes in England that are a small chain I woukld recmoned looking them up. They serve alcholic beveages and food. Oragnise lan parties, tournaments , and are generally good places to hang out. heres a lonk if your intrested http://www.quarks.co.uk/ the one in guildford is the one i use it has a hole upstairs bit you cant see in the picture where they host clan matches and teams. I used to be part of their crimson skies clan on the old Xbox.

I Love love you (hyper super dimension mix) on the Jet set Radio Future soundtrack is a must. Also "higher place" by N-joi Basement Jaxx "Romeo" personal pref

Round 1 Fight!

Their not getting easier you are just so fucking amazing...............yeah right do you know why the old games were so hard i'l tell ye no save points. take my favourite game of all time Wonder Boy in Monster Land you try completing that on your first playthjrough. you play the game for 2 hours get all the amazing boots and armour and fight all the secret monsters for the kick ass sword then you have to wander around a castel listning for a tinke. It took me 6 months to complte that game and i still play it now on my old MS just to teach myself not to complain about save points and checkpoints. Imagine playing Halo 3 the whole way through with only 3 lives on legendary with no checkpoints. This is what we need to do to make games fun again.

Hey people I thought this article might intrest y'all http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7052420.stm As we have seen EA buying alot of the old develpors and publishing houses. Could EA be condidering in moving into the market making a super platform or sonsole and if so DOES THAT NOT SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF. Ever since EA have been clearing up the quality of said developers and publishers of finished articles have dived. But in some ways i can see the point. I wish sega would come back and do what they did best make simple easy to play games that dont requier a fucking manual thicker than the complete works of shakespere and Context contorls so complicated that soon we will have the chance to selct to wipe our bottoms and worse still wather to use charmin or asda "shades".