*NO* Kirby's Dream Land 'So Easy'

[OceansAndrew]

Hey judges, PrototypeRaptor here with something... completely different.

Dedede's theme was one of those things that I listened to on my old game boy (the original!) in the sound test, on loop, for at least an hour at a time as a kid. (yeah, yeah, I know...)

It definitely is some of the most epic boss music I've ever heard, and I've wanted to do a crazy electronic remix of it for some time...alas, it was not to be.

For, I decided that King Dedede deserved his own anthem, something to finally drive his pink nemesis away permanently... he needed a rap.

Not just any rap. Something with lots of silly references, rhymes, a NSFW chorus, and a beat to make ya booty move.

This is how King D gets down.

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upewIgRjCRY

Remix: http://www.fileserve.com/file/hVB5pjk

Thanks,

PrototypeRaptor (Jonathan Paulsen)

lyrics:

King D:

hey (yo)

this is king d (he's the king)

with easy style

number 1 (it's so easy)

the boss of the castle

comin' down (he's the boss)

alright

here we go:

I'm DE DE DE an' they all are CAPITAL

cruise control is caps lock; it's not accidental (f sharp?)

and don't even start, baby you're so argumental (fuck you)

I'll show you my force; with my hammer it's centripetal

Open up the doors, I'll let you right in (to the kitchen)

the final boss lies somewhere within (oh I see)

you think you can find him an' you think you can win? (probably not)

I'm on the top of my game (like football?) an' you're a has-bin (YOUUU)

you think that I'm a penguin yeah well I think that you're gay (fabulous!)

you're pink after all and no straight lives that way (you like men)

a ball of fluff that thinks that he's tough but,

at the end of the day you just like it rough (come here! ahh uhh)

so if you're pink, get the fuck out of town (x3)

so if you're pink, get the fuck out of my town

do I really have to spell it out for you?

I guess so, let me break it down you

King D (crunk'd):

I don't take no shit,

I get this mic and spit it

my words they get it

so much better than you ever shit it

so when I get done

come on and hit it

if you got the courage

to come and get sitted

cause I'm the original and still the best

so many dreams they find they conquest

like the old world to the brave and new

imperialism is gonna find you

cause no where is safe from me

my ships scatter; eyes in the seven seas

I've so many enemies they find they got wrecked

I'm Cortez and you da Aztecs

so if you're pink get the fuck out of town (x3)

so if you're pink get the fuck out of my town

what do you have to say for yourself

you pink motherfucker

K-Pain:

hey now

you are having some

hate now

cause do you really think it's easy being colored?

drinking from they special water fountains

watching you drank them dream fountains

I'd love for some apple bottom jeans

I'd love for some equal opportunities

I'd love for some singing abilities

but that's why you hate me shawtee

King D:

hey now, your plight has really moved me

I feel bad enough to break my bad guy continuity (hey, a triplet)

so get yo friends (friends?)

I'll bring my friends (you don't have any friends)

we'll make amends (nobody loves you)

and drink until she sins (unless she's not hot)

K-Pain:

hey, hey, really?

that, that sounds awesome

King D:

...not a chance

so if you're pink get the fuck out of town (x3)

so if you're pink get the fuck out of my town

so if you're pink get the fuck out of town (x3)

so if you're pink get the fuck out of my town

(K-Pain: I hate you... De de de)

yeah

so now you know

if you pink, or red, or whatever

the fuck else you transformed into

you best be getting out

while the getting out is good

you best be getting out

of King D's neighborhood

...it's so easy

[OceansAndrew]

I think the rap is pretty good, and the details are good, but I can't hear the source in the backing track at all.

Like, not even close.

Any other judges able to hear the source? Otherwise, gotta No it.

[DragonAvenger]

I can hear the source melody, but it's pretty sparsely used. Not gonna stopwatch it, but there definitely needs to be more used.

NO (resubmit)

[anosou]

Needs more source and less gay-hate.

Otherwise I actually really like this hahaha, would love to see a version that has more source and more creative arranging of said source. Also thought the "crunk'd" section was too loose.

I dunno man, you've got something here! Just make it a game music arrangement.

NO(resubmit)