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I wanted to play tonight, but nobody was on. How am I not supposed to do my work if I don't have anybody to distract me from it?
Also, engineer or soldier is the best way to start out. Engineer because that class is relatively easy to pick up where and where not to build stuff, and the "team dynamic" is essentially "hit my stuff with a wrench and i'll hit yours and then both of our stuff can be safe!" Soldier because RAWKET LAWNCHAIR is not hard to figure out (I hope).
Next is heavy, were you're going to be sick with power (and suck at it). Soon you will realize you suck at it (becuase you keep getting headshotted, backstabbed, or scooted), and then try the fancier type: pyro. Now instead of just mouse1, you get to hit mouse1 and W! Next step is demoman, where now you have to learn the art of mouse2 (tricky shit, I know). Finally we come to spy, medic, and sniper: the pro classes that you should probably not play, because you will probably (as in, will) suck at them.
I did not include scout because scootan is too advanced. Seriously. And balls suck, so don't play scoot.
Summed up:
Play scoot if you like to die. (because you suck at it and will die. A lot)
Play medic if you like standing next to a heavy most of the map while the rest of your team is yelling at you because you won't heal them. And make sure to uber as soon as it's charged.
Play engineer if you like wacking things to level 3 to have it all pistol sniped
Play heavy if you like mouse1
Play pyro if you like mouse1 + W and/or are drunk.
Play demo if you like randomly shooting and killing people with your insanely overpowered weapons, and like pissing me off (because you will be pissing me off)
Play spy if you like running into pyros and heavies
Play soldier if you like crits.
Play sniper if you like aimbots (every sniper uses aimbots, even Baha, who has his set on the body instead of the head)