Dearest Wes, while you were away I ascended to Moderator in your stead. I control the Spice, and it must flow.
Also have fun in boot camp, it really isn't as bad as people make it out to be.
Your BFF,
Brushfire.
PS: when you graduate, make sure to not throw away your running shoes. I made that mistake and I don't want to see it happen again.