Count Veizatun II

Okay, I wrote the lyrics for a fake national anthem of a country I made up. It's the main location of my original characters on youtube (I'm a youtube comedian/animator/cartonist). Cutting to the chase, I'm not good at composing. At all. I know very little about music theory, all I can do is make simple piano tracks in FL studio. And I can't even play a real piano. I taught myself to screw around on the piano roll until I get something that sounds decent. I made an instrumental after editing a piano midi of the Soviet anthem. I actually like the way it sounds, since the country I made up is a communist dictatorship, but It's only a piano track. Would anybody want to collab and orchestrate it? I also need a vocalist. I envisioned it to sound like a choir of troops are singing it, so anybody who knows how to do that vocal effect is welcome. In case anyone is wondering, the reason I want this done is because I want to have ONE decent piece of original music to use as background music, and as an introduction/entrance theme for live performances (when I go to conventions.) Anyway, enough of my babbling here's the melody: http://soundcloud.com/gruntchovski-von-veizatun/the-hymn-of-transfatylvania and Lyrics: Hail Transfatylvania Land of Fat & Grease Our diet and lack of exercise Make us all obese. We salute the Blue & Black, Even through a heart attack. Fueled by Malice, greed and war, Our health is rotten to the core. Transfatylvania Evermore! Hail Transfatylvania We rise above all, We can't escape because we're trapped behind an iron wall. What sustains us never dies, As we stuff our face with fries. United we shall never fail, The fork and sickle shall prevail! Transfatylvania Hail, Hail, Hail! HAIL!

Again, I'm double posting for more progress: I really hope somebody can help me with this...

Are you psychic? I was literally listening to this on my ipod before i read your post...spooky.

Sorry for the double post, but I've started work on the puppet for the Mighty Poo himself. I still have to make the eyes and inside of the mouth, but this is to give you a basic idea of what I'm trying to do, and my artistic capabilities. I'm also going to give him a top hat, and a candy cane toilet plunger. I really want to do this, but like I said I need the music first before i can animate anything. Can anyone help?

Thanks, provided there is an end product. I would obviously need the music first before I can start animating.

Wow! You can really sing dude! I don't know if you'd be able to help me out with providing vocals for this little thing I was hoping to put together? http://ocremix.org/forums/showthread.php?t=37451 I know you have other songs you're working on, so if you're busy I'll understand.

Hello, My name is Chris (also known as Grunt on the Donkey Kong Universe as well as other message boards round the net.) I've been a member of the DKvine for a while and I had an idea for a short Christmas themed video that I've been wanting to put together for some time now. Let me explain: My passion is animation, and I've been animating for close to 8 years now. My favorite type of animation is stop motion, specifically the old rankin/bass Christmas specials. So I thought it might be cool to do one of my own. The idea that I had is a clay animated feature(the longest I'm shooting for is a minute and 30 seconds) of The Great Mighty Poo From Conker's Bad Fur Day singing a medley of feces themes Christmas songs. The only problem is I can't compose music at all, and I can't do anything close to the Sloprano voice. I was wondering if any composers here would be willing to help me with putting together the song. I can write the lyrics and do all the animation, I need somone to compose the tune and, of course sing it. In case you don't know who the Great Mighty Poo is: I haven't written the lyrics yet, although I do have a rough idea of how the medley should be structured: -The opening and first verse of the original poo song, only in a festive and major key. the lyrics would be slightly different too, to reflect the holiday season. - A portion of Silent Night entitled "Silent Shite" - finally a chior of sweet corn join in singing a triumphant version of "We Wish You a Smelly Christmas and a Happy Poo Year." This is for the DKvine as a surprise Christmas video and it would be uploaded to their youtube channel with proper credits given. I've PM''d one of the admins and he said it's a brilliant idea. I would need this before December so I can hopefully animate this before Christmas. So before I actually build the set and puppets, would anyone be willing to collab?

I'd also like to make a request. This beats the Gangplank Galleon, Crocodile Cacophony, AND Big Boss Blues combined! This is the one theme that I truly think represented King K. Rool the best. And DK64 needs some respect! K. Rool's Boxing Match FTW!

This belongs in a movie! awesome epic and awesome again. nice work. now if only someone could do somthing just as epic with this G I joe song here's hoping

I'm Suprised No one has ever attempted (to my knowledge) to arrange the original Super Mario theme in the style of a Russian Parade March. Considering this... There is no denying it. Mario=Stalin. and I think he deserves a more fitting theme

A boss themes Project!? Sweet! Man i wish i could contribute to this music wise, but i suck at remixing (Although artistic wise is a different story) But anyways, there is one boss theme in particular i'd like to see done on this project, if anyone would be willing to do it. Ludwig Von Tokkentakers Big top/Final Boss theme from Carnevil. This game gave me nightmares like you wouldn't believe...and i'm not even afraid of clowns. I think it'd make for an awesome dark orchestral remix, just a suggestion. I'm shocked there isn't a single remix from this game. Plus I think the concept of an undead ringmaster bent on world domination is a badass thing by itself, true to the project.

Good evening OCR. I'm Count Veizatun II. I'm an avid listener of OCR so it was high time for me to join(Well I joined a while ago but haven't posted until now because of school) But i'm here now, and that's what's important. I'm big into cartooning and such, but i'm also trying to compose music for my own youtube series. http://www.youtube.com/user/TransfatylvaniaFilms I suck at animating as of yet, but in the meantime i got puppets. Because everything is better with puppets. One thing to note about me however...and this might shock some of you...or not, is that I DESPISE Anime! So if I ever post my artwork here be prepared to see you're favorite anime characters being blown to bits by a legally retarded communist dictator. FYI I'm not prejudice...I hate all anime equally, so don't worry about a thing. So with that in mind I look forward to getting to know all of you. cheerio.