Sheal Riley, I am your biggest fan. I know the words to every one of you’re songs. You rock hard like a mullet! If I were a gay man, I'd sex you up... and we'd make lil'Shael clone babies. They're names would be Groin, Groiny, Groinetta, and Mathew G. Riley. Guess what the G stands for. It stands for Gus! Wait... what did you think it stood for? Honestly. You'd think you’re future gay husband would know his youngest child's middle name.