Buttercup

It's a WoW story, but I think it's hilarious. So during the Lunar Festival you can run into the opposing faction's capital cities and talk to their elders to complete an acheivement. My friend and I were running through Ironforge, trying to get to the wisdom place; I don't remember what it's called, where the pally and mage trainers are. We got there, died, res'ed and talked to the elder then died. Finally my cooldowns were up and I could res, go invisible, and run and hide in a little house. He met me there, and I'm in the middle of opening a portal when around 8 lvl 80 alliance run in and start killing us. (We were both like lvl 72 at the time.) I just finish the portal and yell for him to run through, when a lock dot's me up. I get through the portal, furiously casting decurse hoping I can get some of the dots off before I die on the other side of the portal. I exit the portal and immediately die. In the middle of my monologue of how much I hate locks, my sister ports to org and ends up standing on my corpse. She gives me a couple of /pokes and I'm laughing too hard to even send her a tell as to what's going on. Finally I call her, and she's all "Why are you dead in Org?" I explain and we laugh and laugh, and then I cancelled my account because WoW is for gays.

I do remember being eccles! And your sig alone nem brought back a lot of memories. I used to love tht sign.

Do Piano Man!

Oh oh oh! Do the Powerpuff Girls!!!

And making fun of the sidebar.

Maybe he's got a whole lotta pretty up in there. But it's most likely a smirk.

Luke brought balance to the force by allowing himself to use the dark side during his battle with Darth Vader in Return of the Jedi, but not allowing himself to turn completely to the dark side. He's a Jedi that was able to harness the power of the dark side without becoming a sith.

But we didn't even know about the Legion until WC3, up until then it was just Orcs vs. Humans; Orcs bad Humans good. The story didn't really start developing until WC3, when we found out about Mannoroth's blood, and Sargeras' involvement yadda yadda yadda. Or was that 2? I'm getting them confused now. And more sense than the Blood Elves even existing.

Ugh, you guys are such dicks. I BLOGGED ABOUT THAT DAMN YOU!

War with the forsaken would make sense, neither faction has any reason to fully trust them. Plus the forsaken have little allegiance to anyone but themselves, and I've always felt they should be their own little deal, they're only horde-y because they're ugly. And the only reason the Alliance and Horde have the same goals is because they are still fighting the same battles from WC3, the legion and the scourge. The scourge I can see as a viable story line, but it's like they threw Outlands and the legion into the mix because they were out of ideas. Without some common foe, there'd easily be a way to incite war between the two. I mean elves are, essentially, dicks.

Or, you know, put the two factions AT WAR with one another. It's always Horde and Alliance vs. some greater evil. Yes this is a throwback from the end of WC3, which was awesome, but if that's how the game's gonna be drop the other shoe Blizzard and just let Alliance and Horde mingle. That and the implementation of hero classes has left much to be desired. I'm done complaining now.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/04/09/

For a thread that has the word happy in the title, there's sure a whole lot of bitterness and spite going on in here. Just sayin'. Carry on.

But we have to pay.

I'm not gonna lie, I had to dictionary.com it. We used to have interlocution often and for long amounts of time. Because you are me with a penis, and I <3 me. A lot. And I looked like shit because it was laundry day, I think I even had a babushka on. And you made me call some guy I didn't know to tell him to tell you how to get to Denny's. Didn't you guys stay in like Gallup or something? I bet that was awful... I'm fat now!

But I have convinced him to be a headcrab zombie for halloween. Easiest. Costume. Ever.

Was this the "polite" IM about deleting me from you buddy list? If it was, I was asleep when you sent it. If it wasn't, I have no idea how you are.

Oh look, actual content!

Micro-transactions ftl! And wii fit is the pinnacle of ... motion gaming? heh. No one want to hit on me, that fad ended a long time ago.

omg, this made me tear up I laughed so hard. It was the sig that kept on giving.