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#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero

whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and

lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

Disproven by Dragon Ball Z.

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Law #1: Cut the framerate. A completely still image with a circle mouthopening and closing is perfectly acceptable.

Law #2: Spoonfeed the plot. Your demographic is idiots, thus so, treat them like idiots.

Law #3: Rush production. There are no seasons. There will be a new episode every week. Your demographic is impatient. Quantity over quality. It shows.

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