The Author

Well, you got to go with insults that come from you, and not from something your mother routinely gives to hobos for 50 cents a pop. And they have to sting more too...

Well, the religious thing to do is to ignore me and claim the higher moral ground. The unmod thing to do was to flame right back.

Well, that's actually how I became famous here... I was a jerk, and I made people leave.I was a jerk all over unmod except two places: the sex-ed thread and the Hi thread. (always did have a crush on real Mae.) Actually, I think that's why I identified myself a lot with unmod, I was an embodiment of the rules that applied.

Yeah, they didn't even put it entirely in the background. This is great, it's a good boost to a career.

You gonna cry? You gonna cry cuz your mommy ain't here to wipe the shit off of your ass? Go ahead and cry kiddo, it'll make great footage for the Christmas Party. By the way, you're not invited. Your mom is however.

You you weren't. You're just an idiot with no sense of humour.

See, I assumed he had his brain chopped off so Sylar could bust out mad tunes...

The way I see it, he's in western Europe. He'll die before he makes it to the better continent.

I like this kid, he's gonna go far. The sooner he starts the better for us.

And the unbeatable guys are beatable, eventually...

Well, obviously, you should have been doing the dishes and not complaining. (I also quite enjoy being able to tap back into the style of comedy that was present back then.)

So, what did you and your vagina think of all the porn?

Actually, I think the 1k+thread starters were not banned... Trying hard to remember the say something thread, but if they were banned, it was for the sidebar or deletion thing, not because of a tantrum.

Well, there was that one time, this place was pure awesome. And then the day I signed up was over...

Lesbian porn is good for idiots like you.

OMG MAKE ME A SIG... Errr... Actually... Hi, how are you doing?

No wang became quite as famous as the bagelwang... Wish I had the Majora castration picture at hand... Or Gorveg... where is he anyway?

Well, the way I see it, at worse this'll give me a temp ban, a real goatse... might have been a bit more.

I wish I was still the troll that I was in the past... Because this is the "ring" I would have shown: [FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono][COLOR=#666666]* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g g o / \ \ / \ o a| | \ | | a t| `. | | : t s` | | \| | s e \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ : e x \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ | x * \ \_-~ ~-_\ | * g \_ \ _.--------.______\| | g o \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ | o a \ . C ___) ______ (_(____> | / a t /\ | C ____)/ \ (_____> |_/ t s / /\| C_____) | (___> / \ s e | ( _C_____)\______/ // _/ / \ e x | \ |__ \\_________// (__/ | x * | \ \____) `---- --' | * g | \_ ___\ /_ _/ | g o | / | | \ | o a | | / \ \ | a t | / / | | \ |t s | / / \__/\___/ | |s e | / | | | |e x | | | | | |x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *[/COLOR][/FONT]

I remember the smiley invasion... but hell, I can't remember anyone changing their names to a smiley... They were alt accounts back then... But it was much later than 02, so... who are you?

I guess I had to reinvent myself, to keep it fresh and stay entertaining... Well, mostly in the past, I'd like to say that as I grew older I stopped being a persona, but to be honest, most of what I have been here hasn't been a persona. I keep talking with people and they can't believe how much I changed in the last 8 years or so.

Oh right, I used to be an enforcer...

Yeah, Arcanine is a respected member of this community.

No, but at least in WW, Link was the one to give the finishing blow to Ganon. There was a lot of violence in WW that would probably not have worked in a more realistic style, including the last hit given in the final battle...