To Mr. Psyduck,
I am writing in regards to address recent obsenities that were said about you and your likeness. I realize that I was wrong in saying this. I have been ordered by the Official Accuser Judge to issue this formal apology letter to you.
On November 28th, at approximently 10:02 PM, I stated that I thought that Psyduck was the stupidest Pokemon, and that I hated him. I now know that this statment is completly false. If you look at IQ charts, Psyduck is actually quite smart, with intelligence rivaling that of a small human, putting it into the IQ group of C. This means that the lower intelligence Pokemon of D and E are far worse off in smarts.
Psyducks can be very useful in battle too, as they can destroy whole villiages with thier psychic powers when provoked hard enough.
They taste great too.
In conclusion, I did not mean too offend, and am deeply sorry that Mr. Psyduck was hurt by my remarks.
Sincerly,
David "Brushfire" Hubbard
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Episode 5 is recorded!!