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I bet this will make a good movie directed by Uwe Boll
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I've never dropped my slim PS2, never left it in any places that were too hot or cold, kept it clean and dustfree
and just two weeks ago it stopped reading CDs for no reason
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But transformers wise, all the decepiticons in the last fight kinda blended together. So I was like, WTF.
That's probably because all the Decepticons looked pretty much the same. In fact, I'm going to go ahead and say they all were the same, since Bay seemed to think that none of the Decepticons needed any personality at all.
"I don't know how to film action, so I'll just move the camera around a bunch to 'get the audience involved!'"ten years from now, every film director has ever action scene in slow motion from a fixed camera angle
people on the internet are like 'wtf this is unrealistic it's too slow directors don't kno what they're doing'
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who the fuck even owns a ps3
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The shaky cam problem is one of those things that people think they're smart for commenting on, even if it's not there.
In all seriousness, the only recent movie that has had a problem with that was Transformers, and in that film it made sense because there were giant fucking robots blowing up shit everywhere. You don't really get a chance to stand perfectly still and watch something when a car is throwing another car at a building.
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I've beaten I Wanna Be The Guy and I've never beaten Mega Man or Mega Man 2
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the magical ability to make anything you pelvic thrust at explode
oh wait that's in GoldenEye 64 and it's called 'Tank'
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great now the server is empty almost all the time
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I've actually got to agree with Shadow Wolf - I enjoy playing a partly difficult game like MMX and eventually beating it then playing a hard as fuck game like MM and basically losing forever until I practice it - at which point it becomes sad because video games shouldn't have to be 'practiced' unless they are FPSs.
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the best RPG ever will always be FF6
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top score does not mean most skill, it usually means most time played
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what are you all talking about the axem rangers are a piece of cake
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why exactly is Mega Man 2 the best one again
I have never played it mostly due to disinteres,t but I have 1300 Wii Points so you could all theoretically convince me to splurge on Mega Man and Mega Man 2.
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It's funny, though. As much as I love Geno, now that I've played the game again after all these years - there isn't really that much to him. He barely even has any speaking parts throughout the game.
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if you think drms are a problem then just pirate the fucking game
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Just beat this, watching the credits right now.
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Sadly I'm having a difficult time what else the bounty hunter will go or do.
Samus is a bounty hunter. Obviously, she'd be flying around capturing/killing people for cash.
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I love how there is technically two ocr servers right now and they are bsth playing dustbowl
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I agree with atmuh since Arena is pretty much the worst gametype
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FUNNER IS NOT A WORD.caps
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MP3 was 90% as good as MP1. Seriously, terrible is an awfully strong word.
no no no this is wrong wrong wrong
The only well designed environments were SkyTown and Phaaze, the latter of which is tainted by the awful gameplay twitch forced upon the player.
The music is okay, but that's it. Not good like MP or great like MP2.
The enemies mostly look ridiculous. I'm not sure why the Space Pirates and Metroids needed to have their appearance changed to something ultimately more silly looking than the previous titles.
The three other hunters were welcome additions - indeed, one of the things I was looking forward to was interaction with other characters (as opposed to just blowing them up and reading their logs), and the three of them had pretty interesting designs (especially Rundas, who looked very similar to Noxus from MPH, so I had assumed they would tie into that. Of course they didn't.). And they were all implied to have a previous relationship with Samus, which had the potential to give not just them but Samus herself a bit of actual development.
But boy, was I disappointed when not even 20% into the game, they suddenly become bad guys for stupid, stupid reasons. The least they could have done was either have them corrupted near the end of the game, or had them not just die and be 'absorbed' by Dark Samus whenever you beat them. That was a lazy, lazy move of them.
No multiplayer - ridiculous. As shallow as it was, the multiplayer in MP2 was one of it's best assets.
And finally, the bosses were just so so so bad. Especially compared to MP2s bosses. Mogenar was slow and unimaginative, Helios was pathetically simple, and Omega Ridley is almost a copy of Meta Ridley from MP.
Don't get me wrong, it's still top of the line when it comes to Wii titles in general. But for it's series - it was a disappointing low.
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I'm almost positive that 75% of people who have AIM only have it because of those 25% who are too stubborn to get IM clients that aren't terrible
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Which is why CC was better.
The story actually made sense. Until it got to Sephiroth going nuts for no reason - but that was covered in FF7, so there you go.
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Okay, I mostly agree with that. Comparitevly, it wasn't that good at all. But by itself it was still a much better game than most.
It's like Metroid Prime and Metroid Prime 3 - with the exception of the better controls, MP3 is terrible compared to MP. But on it;s own, MP3 is still pretty good, you know?
Edit: Also I think it should be obvious, but Count Bleck is one of my favorite villains. A pretty unique character design, the most catchy theme song since Kefka, and a backstory easily more deep than any other Mario (or even Nintendo, for that matter) villain.
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guys this thread isn't for your stupid opinions about the god damn reviews it's for everyone to sit back and laugh about how funny they are